This sounds awful and I shouldn’t make a joke, but just look at the headline:
“Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle”
I’ll just be quiet.
This sounds awful and I shouldn’t make a joke, but just look at the headline:
“Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle”
I’ll just be quiet.
I hope it was at least a Standard Poodle and not one of those miniature-kinda-looks-like-an-old-wool-sock-but-smaller ones. I know the French are majestically pathetic, but I can still hope that the descendants of Napoleon and Lafayette can at least fight off a minipoodle.
It’s not a poodle at all; it’s a Maltese, which is a very small dog.
You CAN’T make a joke about something like this; it’s already a parody of itself.
Oh really? So, how’s the poodle doing?
Another candidate for ‘first dog’.
Clinically depressed dog? I understand completely
Stupid tags.
Screw that, I’m laughing! Hahahahaha!
I have nothing to say. 😐
#1 – hahahahahahahahahaha
“Majestically pathetic” indeed!
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The French. Ha ha.
I guess Jacques should have surrendered a little quicker. I can’t blame the dog, though; if I lived in France, I’d be clinically depressed myself. No wonder the libs admire the French…the French are the only people liberals have a chance of beating in a fight.
Anyone want a slightly used French Poodle….. Only dropped once?
Sumo was all like “Giving the dog a bath? No biotch, you’re giving the dog a bone.”
“French” Poodles do not attack, they retreat with the white flag at full staff! The dog obviously has some mixed breed or has been brain-washed by muslims…
Well, he’s surrendered, but how will Chirac collaborate with a dog?
Only in France, really, only there.
And now poodles have learned to wage war on their own kind.
How did Obama let this happen?
Its always sad to see poodle on poodle violence.
# MarkoMancuso says:
January 22nd, 2009 at 8:42 am
Well, he’s surrendered, but how will Chirac collaborate with a dog?
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How do you think???
Hey where’s that little Mexican guy, Caesar?
Make Jacques into a pack leader instead of the typical Frenchie pack pussie, n’est pas?
I can’t stop laughing at a frenchy getting “mauled” by a poofder dog. Shepards, Huskies, and Rottwielers are reals dogs, that can “maul” a person. Poodles just create puddles. If I had to hang out with frenchies I would be clinically depressed too.
If the thing was a Standard Poodle, who actually are like real dogs, I’d understand, but a Toy Poodle? What a wanker.
Ahem… Take that Richard Dawkins!!!!
I feel better. OK, that said.
I think the funniest part of this is that his wife said he is expected to make a full recovery in “a few weeks”.
How in the living crap can anything human short of an infant take so much damage from such a small dog? Was he nude at the time?
Was he nude at the time?
Kent, it was a poodle not a weinerdog.
Come on, folks, I keep telling you, it’s NOT a poodle! It’s a Maltese, which is French for “fuzzy rat.”
From the photo, it must be a Poodle Maltese mix. Chirac must be getting frail.
“Kent, it was a poodle not a weinerdog.”
I love that comment. Perfect set-spike.
They all are until they are a few years old and fixed. Actually, hang around a dog park for an hour or two. Anyone who calls what they see in porn movies “sophistication” needs to do so. You half expect to see Larry Flint taking notes in the corner, getting ideas from creatures of higher intelligence than his own.
I thought Chirac was French for “fuzzy rat”.
The spouse just opined “That’s not a poodle, it’s a maltese. No wonder it’s depressed and ready to maul someone. I wouldn’t be depressed though, I’d be pissed!