The Taliban has a new thing to complain about: All the women we’re sending over there to kill them. And there’s an odd bit of racism to it to. The Taliban spokesman warned the Pakistani prime minister about “Western white women who take up arms and come from 20,000 miles away to fight against us here.” Why is he only worried about the white women? The other races want to shoot him in the head just as much.
It will be pretty cool, though, when they’re whining about all the dinosaurs we’re sending over there blowing them up.
Viva la dinosaur revolution!
To add extra insult, make sure the dinosaurs are female.
Waaahh, waaahh, we don’t as well when we’re not facing incompetents and innocent children, waaahh.
Kill ’em all. You know, before they get their hands on Paki nukes.
send a company of marines with PMS. be afraid, be very afraid.
“Given that the circumference of the planet is only about 25,000 miles, it is not clear what route Mr. Khan believes Western forces are taking to get to Pakistan”
Gotta love dry british wit.
The Earth is 24,000 miles at the equator. The distance from Washington DC to Afghanistan is 6930 miles. No wonder the Taliban wanted to keep women uneducated in Afghanistan. How many women find a basic lack of math skills sexy?
Clearly the Taliban has been picking up re-runs of Cops on satellite and, as a result, are terrified of the concept of pissing off black women. They’ve seen what happens when black women get mad. Better just to pick on the white women.
LOL #2
#4: Not just PMS. PMS and carrying a gun!
New bumper sticker:
Our Conservative Babes can beat up your Liberal Girly-Men.
How many women find a basic lack of math skills sexy?
It must be a lot considering the number of people who show up on Maurie’s “Who’s your daddy”
That’s our girls! Ain’t they sweet?
DamnCat, oorah. Sweet and deadly. Good-lookin, too.
You can’t blame him, really. He’s not only been beaten to a bloody pulp by the Americans.
He’s been beaten by American girls.
That’s really got to hurt a guy like him.
Hot military chicks riding dinosaurs with rocket launchers killing terrorist. Now that would sweet. Anyway a girl who can handel a gun or two is just plain hot.
You’d think that they’d reassess their way of doing things by now.
“Hey Saleem, we seem to be getting our asses handed to us by the Americans. What’s worse, many of them are (ewwwww!) women. What in the name of allah do we do? It makes me want to wear a turban made of sand & the droppings of my camel…”
“Not to worry, Babu my friend. If watching the infidel news about the Duke LaCrosse scandal & the Tawana Brawley circus has taught me anything, it’s that we can make it a race issue. Somehow that makes it all better. Y’know, I kinda like that Sharpton fellow – maybe we should honor him by beheading him last when the time comes.”
“Agreed, Saleem. IYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!!!!!!!
We’ve got the best female warriors on the planet.
Heck, we’ve got the best women on the planet. And well, conservative women are just… HOT…. and… DEADLY. Watch out.
Mebbe we should send Sarah Palin over there with her piano wire.
The total distance from United States to Afghanistan is 7,411 miles. This is equivalent to 11,927 kilometers or 6,440 nautical miles. http://www.convertunits.com/distance/from/United+States/to/Afghanistan
If the American white women traveled 20,000 miles to kill Taliban, they must have let their men drive. Everyone knows men refuse to use maps or ask directions.
Surprise, surprise… NYT poster compares Taleban to GWBush:
# 16, these people are typical communists: The U.S. is evil, but we can’t leave cause no other country will let us complain about the country. We can hate but no one can hate us. I wish we would send some of the women to dc and new york to teach them whiny ass commies a lesson.
Great female Marine: burka burka mahachmoud jihad this you commie. *bangs hippies head repeatedly with flashlight*
Let’s just make damn sure they’re female dinosaurs !
Demi Moore could do the recruiting video for the ‘Fighting Amazons’ Battalion.
Rachel Welch could drum up support for the ‘Voluptuous Valkeries’ Dino-Riders Brigade.
Gov. Palin .. Commander-In-Chief of the Armed Forces of the USA, of course!
They whine mostly because the are scared little boys who’s mothers did not breast feed them long enough.
Caveat: They are also misogynistic (they are afraid of women), after all we are the only way through which life continues. Goats have their uses, of course, but unless you’re looking for you progeny to be BoBo the Goat Boy, we are kind of essential.
Oh and Hemingway had it right. The female of the species is deadlier than the male. Physically, emotionally, intellectually……….we are deadlier, count on it.
#22
“the female of the species” was written by kipling, not hemingway. just sayin’
You done screwed up now, JW. Now Sean is gonna frag your heiney for correcting her. chicks hate being corrected, even if they are mistaken. And as Sean is a female Conservative, you better believe she’ll be packing heat and a dead-eyed accuracy.
desertelephant,
you’re probably right.
Sorry, my bad. I knew that (former Eng. major) but you know what happens when you get old. The mind is the first thing to go. Then gravity takes over and it all over but the screaming……….
#26 so you won’t hurt me?