I’m back from vacation and haven’t really followed the news the past couple days. Anything interesting happen? Did Obama do something wrong? Did Obama do something right? Did Obama accidentally suffocate himself in a dry cleaning bag?
He told Iran they can have nukes to make electricity (it is ok for them to build nuke plants but bad for us), He said we are not at war with Islam (I guess he doesnt want to distract us from our war against Christianity), He toured a former Nazi concentration camp (asked Merkel if they are hard to set up and operate and if they do overseas contracting), and since American’s only want big gas guzzling cars GM and Chrysler will only build small, crappy, fuel efficient death boxes (Freedom of choice is much easier when you only have one option to choose).
While Obama is out of the country, we should still his passport. That way he will have to have some one bring his birth certificate and show it to get back in. If of course he birth certificate is actually for someone born in America.
Probably the second most interesting thing is that Tom Bwokah asked Dear Leader if the Israelis could learn anything from Obama’s visit to Buchenwald. Hint: maybe something about the way they are treating the Palestinians? Oh, I donno, maybe something they didn’t learn when their parents and grandparents visited? That Bwokah, he’s so subtle.
But the most interesting thing was Obama’s answer: there is no equivalency there. SMACK! Only Dear Leader is allowed to play moral equivalence, pale male!
Did Obama do something wrong? Did Obama do something right? Did Obama accidentally suffocate himself in a dry cleaning bag?
Wha happen? Oh, the actor who got a kick out of calling students “Grasshopper” was found dead from sexual asphyxiation. Sorta like your mom finding you dead in the bathroom from jerking off.
Corona, that would be a case of better dead than caught red handed and alive. David, I think, was just practicing his Hung Fu. Dear Leader masturbates by having his teleprompter continuously flash the letter I. And yes, his teleprompter feels dirty afterward. Michelle has resorted to sneaking cucumbers and the occasional zucchini from her vegetable patch. The drive through at Mickey Dees always gets a laugh when they ask “Would you like pickles with that?”
Well, I know his speech at Normandy caused millions to abruptly terminate the flow of electrons to their televisions and radios. The radio near my bed did a strange thing: it spontaneously yelled out “He’s a fraud!” and then blew itself up in a shower of sparks.
Happenin Here? Oh Man you mean you missed it? Some dude named Frank had his turdieth birthday and we been Partyin Non-stop! Guns, Adult Beverages, etc. etc. ussjimmycarter did the dance of a thousand veils…. jimmy ran out of money trying to throw ones for each veil removed. Scarey Monkey passed out drunk and we launched his behind to the Moon. …… I thought you were here??
I’m confused by some of these posts. What is a “country”?
Are those the things that used to exist before Barack Hussein Obama announced himself to be Lord of the World, and declared that all of humanity would bow before his fellow Muslims?
I wonder if when “The One” goes to address the Jews In Israel, will we hear about how he got circumcised when he had his Bar Mitzvah?
He’s everything to everyone!
What you may have missed while stealing pick-a-nick baskets @ Jellysone Park: Newsweak editor Evan Thomas proclaims Obama to be God, adoration by all will be required, by publicly burning a pinch of incense and declaring ‘Obama is Lord’. Punishment for non-compliance will vary from region to region, to reflect the diversity of the regions.>>>Noted Humanitarian George Tiller was aborted by a hail of bullets in approximately his 220th trimester of life. Some believe this abortion saved thousands of lives of the church members where Tiller was post-partumly gestating at the time, thus preventing fire and brimstone from destroying the entire assembly.>>> A member of The Religion Of Peace demonstrated his peaceful religion by killing an Army Private, and seriousy wounding another, at an Arkansas recruiting station. Another member of the Religion Of Peace Protested a memorial held at the recruiting station. Obama/God increased protection for pre-partum baby killers, but said the Army had it coming, because of their oppression of the Religion Of Peace under the Anti-Christs Bush/Cheney. Oh, I can now Gay Marry In NH if I were so inclined. I decline, and opine as I ponder vacating New England to avoid the fire and brimstone that is sure to come( just don’t know the time or the day).Hope the blonde with the gun was nice to you on your birthday.
I keep sending the White House dry-cleaning bags, but the Secret Service must have put them on the list along with “buckets large enough for His Highness to get his head stuck in”.
This is interesting… Steve Balmer, CEO of Microsoft is threatening to permanently move jobs overseas if the Obama corporate tax revisions go through which would actually tax their foreign earnings higher than the US corporate rate. Balmer is getting some p r e t t y big attention with it.
“It makes U.S. jobs more expensive,” Ballmer said Wednesday. “We’re better off taking lots of people and moving them out of the U.S. as opposed to keeping them inside the U.S.” (Seattle Times)
So, hmmm… I think I’ll threaten to move my business overseas if the Obama medical plan makes it past Congress. Yeah. Why not? I don’t have to be here to do what I do and I’m certainly not going to reveal my health records to a bunch of DIPS at the Department of Invasion of Privacy (DIP) !
Yeah. Offshore. Maybe Tonga. The King owns two geosynchronous satellite slots and imports old tires to burn for electrical generation. Nice.
I’m thinking about 60 feet of modern, energy self-sufficient sailing “technology” would get me safely to anchor there probably with great wireless broadband on arrival. Could be a tough life.
Hey, it’s a global economy. Screw the Congress and the President.
VP Joe Biden recently spoke at a home for kids with Down’s Syndrome. He called on little Johnny and when Johnny didn’t respond Biden asked “what are you a retard or something?”
Michelle Obama refused to accompany her husband to Muslim countries because it has been learned that while in these countries Barack practices the old but loved custom of “if I want your opinion, infidel woman I shall slap it out of you!”…
He told Iran they can have nukes to make electricity (it is ok for them to build nuke plants but bad for us), He said we are not at war with Islam (I guess he doesnt want to distract us from our war against Christianity), He toured a former Nazi concentration camp (asked Merkel if they are hard to set up and operate and if they do overseas contracting), and since American’s only want big gas guzzling cars GM and Chrysler will only build small, crappy, fuel efficient death boxes (Freedom of choice is much easier when you only have one option to choose).
Did Obama do something right?
bahahahahaha!!!! That’s funny!
Good news: he left the country
Bad news: he’s coming back
While Obama is out of the country, we should still his passport. That way he will have to have some one bring his birth certificate and show it to get back in. If of course he birth certificate is actually for someone born in America.
Obama is not actually out of the country, he just changed his name to Bobby Bones and opened a barbecue joint in Kansas City.
President Biden visited Midway Island today and seemed confused when President Sarkozy didn’t show up.
Jaguars and Cougars overran the nations beaches.
Anything interesting happen?
Probably the second most interesting thing is that Tom Bwokah asked Dear Leader if the Israelis could learn anything from Obama’s visit to Buchenwald. Hint: maybe something about the way they are treating the Palestinians? Oh, I donno, maybe something they didn’t learn when their parents and grandparents visited? That Bwokah, he’s so subtle.
But the most interesting thing was Obama’s answer: there is no equivalency there. SMACK! Only Dear Leader is allowed to play moral equivalence, pale male!
Did Obama do something wrong? Did Obama do something right? Did Obama accidentally suffocate himself in a dry cleaning bag?
Wha happen? Oh, the actor who got a kick out of calling students “Grasshopper” was found dead from sexual asphyxiation. Sorta like your mom finding you dead in the bathroom from jerking off.
Corona, that would be a case of better dead than caught red handed and alive. David, I think, was just practicing his Hung Fu. Dear Leader masturbates by having his teleprompter continuously flash the letter I. And yes, his teleprompter feels dirty afterward. Michelle has resorted to sneaking cucumbers and the occasional zucchini from her vegetable patch. The drive through at Mickey Dees always gets a laugh when they ask “Would you like pickles with that?”
“Anything interesting happen?”
Obama was removed from power in a military coup. Dick Cheney is now President. Maybe you should go on vacation more often.
Well, I know his speech at Normandy caused millions to abruptly terminate the flow of electrons to their televisions and radios. The radio near my bed did a strange thing: it spontaneously yelled out “He’s a fraud!” and then blew itself up in a shower of sparks.
MarkoMancuso says:
“Anything interesting happen?”
Obama was removed from power in a military coup. Dick Cheney is now President. Maybe you should go on vacation more often.
If only that really happened. That would be the best day ever.
Happenin Here? Oh Man you mean you missed it? Some dude named Frank had his turdieth birthday and we been Partyin Non-stop! Guns, Adult Beverages, etc. etc. ussjimmycarter did the dance of a thousand veils…. jimmy ran out of money trying to throw ones for each veil removed. Scarey Monkey passed out drunk and we launched his behind to the Moon. …… I thought you were here??
I’m confused by some of these posts. What is a “country”?
Are those the things that used to exist before Barack Hussein Obama announced himself to be Lord of the World, and declared that all of humanity would bow before his fellow Muslims?
I wonder if when “The One” goes to address the Jews In Israel, will we hear about how he got circumcised when he had his Bar Mitzvah?
He’s everything to everyone!
Except me!
What you may have missed while stealing pick-a-nick baskets @ Jellysone Park: Newsweak editor Evan Thomas proclaims Obama to be God, adoration by all will be required, by publicly burning a pinch of incense and declaring ‘Obama is Lord’. Punishment for non-compliance will vary from region to region, to reflect the diversity of the regions.>>>Noted Humanitarian George Tiller was aborted by a hail of bullets in approximately his 220th trimester of life. Some believe this abortion saved thousands of lives of the church members where Tiller was post-partumly gestating at the time, thus preventing fire and brimstone from destroying the entire assembly.>>> A member of The Religion Of Peace demonstrated his peaceful religion by killing an Army Private, and seriousy wounding another, at an Arkansas recruiting station. Another member of the Religion Of Peace Protested a memorial held at the recruiting station. Obama/God increased protection for pre-partum baby killers, but said the Army had it coming, because of their oppression of the Religion Of Peace under the Anti-Christs Bush/Cheney. Oh, I can now Gay Marry In NH if I were so inclined. I decline, and opine as I ponder vacating New England to avoid the fire and brimstone that is sure to come( just don’t know the time or the day).Hope the blonde with the gun was nice to you on your birthday.
This just in: Gore-bull Worming causes snow fall in June western ND!
I keep sending the White House dry-cleaning bags, but the Secret Service must have put them on the list along with “buckets large enough for His Highness to get his head stuck in”.
I think suffocating oneself in a dry cleaning bag falls more along the lines of something Biden would do.
Obama snubbed Sarkozy, and Klingon Michelle gave us an awesomeface.
This is interesting… Steve Balmer, CEO of Microsoft is threatening to permanently move jobs overseas if the Obama corporate tax revisions go through which would actually tax their foreign earnings higher than the US corporate rate. Balmer is getting some p r e t t y big attention with it.
“It makes U.S. jobs more expensive,” Ballmer said Wednesday. “We’re better off taking lots of people and moving them out of the U.S. as opposed to keeping them inside the U.S.” (Seattle Times)
So, hmmm… I think I’ll threaten to move my business overseas if the Obama medical plan makes it past Congress. Yeah. Why not? I don’t have to be here to do what I do and I’m certainly not going to reveal my health records to a bunch of DIPS at the Department of Invasion of Privacy (DIP) !
Yeah. Offshore. Maybe Tonga. The King owns two geosynchronous satellite slots and imports old tires to burn for electrical generation. Nice.
I’m thinking about 60 feet of modern, energy self-sufficient sailing “technology” would get me safely to anchor there probably with great wireless broadband on arrival. Could be a tough life.
Hey, it’s a global economy. Screw the Congress and the President.
VP Joe Biden recently spoke at a home for kids with Down’s Syndrome. He called on little Johnny and when Johnny didn’t respond Biden asked “what are you a retard or something?”
Michelle Obama refused to accompany her husband to Muslim countries because it has been learned that while in these countries Barack practices the old but loved custom of “if I want your opinion, infidel woman I shall slap it out of you!”…