Scientists have been able to make corpses blink using artificial muscles. Just think of all the applications from scaring morticians to scaring people at a wake.
Science!
Scientists have been able to make corpses blink using artificial muscles. Just think of all the applications from scaring morticians to scaring people at a wake.
Science!
Leave it to scientists to take all the fun out of necrophilia!
So that’s how Nancy Pelosi manages to blink..
Genghis…you took the words out of my mouth. Might work on Robert sheets Byrd, too.
Was this invented so libearls can sit at their desks and appear to work?
And with use that technology, algore accepted the noballs peace prize.
Now we can finally tell Ted about Scott Brown and watch him blink rapidly!
Damn scientists! This is just their first step on their way to creating zombies!
ZOMBIES I TELL YOU!!!!
Marko, I’m worried that they’ll re-install Ted in the Senate
“Ted, blink once for higher taxes, or blink twice no tax cuts.”
Just waiting on IMAO to open gives me the twitches. It’s almost like the good ole days when it took IMAO fourty-five seconds to load. Those Scientist! have nothing on you, FrankJ.
Oh no this is not good at all. This is the first step for making a Zombie Ted Kennedy. We don’t need a fat drunk Zombie Kennedy running around eating brains.
I’m not quite convinced, innominatus.
“He’s too drunk! Was that four blinks? What does that mean? Oh, he wants to fillibuster ObamaCare?”
Is that “Blinky” or “Binky?”
Scientists can make them blink? Big deal…democrats can make them vote.
You’re not thinking big enough. Now the Democrats can empty out the graveyards and truck them all into the polls without the use of absentee ballots. This does, however, explain a lot of the Democrats in congress.
I often have joked that on those retrospective slideshows of people’s lives at the wake, I’d put a video clip of myself every 5-10 minutes saying “Hi! I’m in the box around he corner! Enjoy the show!’
Or putting servos under my fingers with a timer…
I like this more.
Ram Emanuel (Some kind of Washington big shot.): You’re crazy! You can’t resurrect Ted Kennedy!
Henry Frankenstein (Noted mad scientist.): Crazy, am I? We’ll see whether I’m crazy or not.
Henry Frankenstein: Look! It’s moving. It’s alive. It’s alive… It’s alive, it’s moving, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, it’s alive, IT’S ALIVE!!
Ram Emanuel: Henry – In the name of God!
Henry Frankenstein: Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God!
This and the fake global warming data are really all I need to know about the scientific community. They are no different or more intelligent then the rest of us, with just as many duplicitous, unprofessional, dishonest members as most groups. There’s a shocker.
This is no big deal.
Just collide Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi together with sufficient velocity and presto!
Blinking corpse city!