Flash photography is soon going to be banned from the National Archive. Basically, Congress and the President were getting tired of every timed they claimed one of their programs in Constitutional, someone would snap a picture of the Constitution and show them they were wrong. So without photos is it will be like:
CONGRESS: What I’m doing is like totally Constitutional.
CITIZEN: No it isn’t! I just saw the Constitution and what you’re doing is wrong.
CONGRESS: You’re probably just remembering the Constitution wrong.
CITIZEN: No. I’d show you a picture of it, but the people at the National Archives threatened to yell at me. Maybe you can just go over there with me and I can show you.
CONGRESS: Nah, I’m too busy. Guards, have this man executed for dissension.
CITIZEN: You can’t have guards execute me! That’s not Constitutional!
CONGRESS: You can’t prove that.
It’s not funny because it’s too close to reality.
I’m just glad they made this rule before *liberals* figured out that exposure to powerful flashbulbs would damage the founding documents. No doubt Al Franken or somebody would have showed up with a hundred professional flashes set on auto-repeat and run them until the Bill of Rights disintegrated.
as Obama and Congress say “Constitution we do need no stinking Constitution”
I am sure if we want to know what the constitution says the government will give us a copy that has been properly pre-approved/updated.
When will enough liberals wake up and see the fascism in their leaders? Oh right, Massachusetts and last week.
Either you are drunk, or English isn’t your native language…
Well, the Constitution is fading in more ways than one.
Got a few minutes and don’t mind getting a little angry??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcBaSP31Be8 (contents of H.R.3200)
Yeah. That’s how much this Congress and President want to obliterate our Constitution.
Sip slidin’ away.
Find the Heritage Foundation on line and you can download a copy of the Constitution and Declaration as well. Read it often. That way when the loony left starts squealing about “it’s in the Constitution” you can answer, “duh, no it’s not and I can prove it”. You whip out your handy dandy copy and voila, their head explodes. That’s way more fun than punching hippies and doesn’t hurt your hand. A win, win.
Nothing says “Insightful person”, Bob Johnson, quite like sarcastically pointing out spelling and grammar errors.
No, Obama doesn’t want anyone to see the Constitution. Instead, he’ll have an unknown government representative from Hawaii come out and say that he’s seen the Constitution and that whatever Obama said was in there. He’s done that before, ya know.
“Only the eyes of The One may see the E Plebmnista!”
-from ‘The Obama Glory’
That is why I always carry my pocket Constitution/Declaration of Independance. Coincidently if you show it to a liberal and yell “The power of freedom compel you!” they shrink back like a demon from the Bible.