That’s right: Chimps are now making movies.
If you were afraid that the revolution wouldn’t be televised when the apes takeover, now it will be.
I don’t expect this to go very far, though, because the chimps will soon be blackballed for not being union. Still, I’m going to be trigger happy next time I see a camera thinking it might be a chimp.
Dang it Frank! You fooled me. It was just another photo op by the guy in the White House.
This has all been done before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WV9Y0Qy0U20
Now I know where Michale Moores family is getting their film school education.
BBC did not know this was a novel idea. After the Bourne series, they thought they were following Hollywood’s lead.
Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape! …no, the monkey’s not bothering me, I meant the fat guy in the hat.
Ok. I admit that it is disturbing that monkeys are making movies. But if you watch closely, that one monkey tries to eat the camera. They are never going to take over the world if they can’t tell the difference between cameras and bananas.
We are safe. For now.
I thought chimps were already making movies. Explains the poo flung from Hollyweird in the last couple of decades, as well as the choices of leading man and women. Eh?
Are you kidding chimps virtually run the unions!
In addition to running the unions, I’d also like to point out the fact that chimps have been making movies for a long, long time.
I thought that was a documentary filmed by the Obama administration.
And the Academy Award for Best Picture Filmed by a Monkey goes to…
…Fufu, for “Sky Ground Sky Ground Smash Camera”! *
No, Fufu! Don’t eat the award!
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* title stolen from last night’s “This Hour has 22 Minutes”