I’m 30, married, have a job, a mortgage, and a kid on the way — I think I might be an adult now.
Putting Iran on the UN’s Commission on Women’s Rights is like putting the U.S. on the UN’s Commission on Not Being Super Awesome.
A Pakistani-American was named a person of interest. Also named a person of most interest, the guy from the Dos Equis ads.
Jack Bauer is mad at Russia. Well, Russia had a long run
I hope this season ends with Bauer humbling Russia by knocking out Ivan Drago.
An Islamic terrorist could be a teabagger. Maybe he both hates American AND what Obama’s doing to it.
I think Jack is getting burned out on his job. Used to be all somebody had to do was threaten the safety of any American and he’d break their legs, minimum. Now you have to nuke NYC and kill his girlfriend just to get a rise out of him.
You’re not an adult. You lost that title as soon as you joined up with the Moon to prevent further sales of Nuke The Moon shirts.
Dana Walsh told Fred Prinz that Jack was using him so he could get personal revenge on everyone responsible. Wouldn’t that be great? “Next season on 24: Jack kills everyone!” I might consider watching that!
I watched 24. Once. I bet Chuck Norris would whup Jack Baur’s butt.
“Putting Iran on the UN’s Commission on Women’s Rights is like putting the U.S. on the UN’s Commission on Not Being Super Awesome.”
It’s like putting Helen Thomas or Joan Rivers on a “babe” list.
It;s fun watching all of the backpedaling from the liberal media about the times Square bomber. He just HAD to be a teabaggin’ Palin-worshiping anti-tax Obama hating right wing type. Instead he is a run of the mill Jihadi. Likely he couldn’t read enough English to figure out which fertilizer to use.
Iran on the U.N. Woman’s commission is like having Bill Clinton the U.N. Woman’s Commission. Iran must have the Kennedy Memorial Seat.
You may be an adult, just don’t grow up. Too boring.
Pretty soon we might have to open up Bombs-R-Us outlet stores to help these terrorists with their self esteem issues.
You nailed, Storm1911. Those MSM types really, really wanted it to be an “angry white male” instead of a Jihadi. Now we can expect all kinds of “Islam had nothing to do with it” twaddle to be spewed. Like after the Ft. Hood murders. Or 9-11. Or the US embassies in Africa. Or the Kobar Towers. Or the Madrid bombings. Or the London bombings. Or the first World Trade center attack in ’93. Or…
I’ve never watched it. Are you serious about there being a character named Fred Prinz? That show I did watch.
“Police often question him, just because they find him interesting.”
“When he punches hippies in their monkey faces, they thank him.”
“He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.”
“I’m 30, married, have a job, a mortgage, and a kid on the way — I think I might be an adult now.”
Obama is over 30, married, finally has a job, someone paid his mortgage, and has two kids. Is he an adult?
Meh….. being an “adult” is not the same as having “maturity”. Which is obviously a challenge since mature adults dont give up on Nuke the Moon T-shirts in favor of some Johnny come lately David Lettermanesque 10 list Shirt. But what do I know? Anybody seen my binky?
Today is Star Wars Day May the 4th be with you. Im out of for a little while and everyone gets delusions of Grandure!
However, putting Iran on the UN’s Commission on Women’s Rights does prove conclusively, and leaves no doubt, that the UN still maintains it’s great sense of humor even in these troubled times.
Shiggz RT:
-In Britian it is very not PC to use the term “spaz” it is worse then calling someone a retard here. If you watched last weeks Simpsons youll see yet another attempt by the left in importing another crowbar of PC fascism.
-Dennis Pragers recent bit on leftist Jews is a good read
http://article.nationalreview.com/433362/jews-who-cheapen-the-holocaust/dennis-prager
-The Weight of responsablity on your own shoulders is its own motivator to stand upright.
-The vast majority of historians are radical leftists as are government beurocrats, psychics, and college professors.
-When it comes to humans the truth is never simple. The truths you know that fit neatly into a political narrative are probably at least half wrong.
“I’m 30, married, have a job, a mortgage, and a kid on the way — I think I might be an adult now.”
I’m 49, married with three teens.
I’d like to be retired with a paid off mortgage
and the kids on the way out of the nest!
When I start yelling,”You kids , GET OFF MY LAWN!!!”
I’ll know I’m an adult.
My grandpa always said, “You get yourself a car, a house, and a wife, and you’ll have enough trouble for the rest of your life.” 🙂
Do you have a note from your wife allowing you to go out in public saying you are an adult?
I don’t know when adulthood starts, but I’ve been told that Life begins when your last child moves out of the house and the dog dies.
Oops, dang it.