“T-shirt vendors are an important weapon against terror, which is why I’m glad shows like Jersey Shore promote them.” -Napolitano
Has anyone ever done a Gorillas in the Mist approach to liberals – a conservative covering liberals to help us understand them?
Eh, they’re not really that complicated to understand. Neither are conservatives, yet libs still seem confounded.
Conservatives understand liberal motives much better than liberals understand conservative motives. I believe Science! proved that.
Are conservatives too lax on denouncing non-existent backlashes?
I just hope we can keep cool heads about the attempted bombing and not commit violence against fertilizer.
I’m sophisticated because I kept a cool head and denounced theoretical others who didn’t! Give me a cookie!
Interesting we have so many Catholics on the Supreme Court as collectively they are America’s infallible pope.
Yes, it was a great movie. I don’t recall the title, but it had a very nice theme song.
I’m punching liberals in the rain
Just punching liberals in the rain
What a glorious feelin’
I’m happy again
I’m laughing at faces
So punched up above
The sun’s in my heart
And I’m ready for love
Let the stormy clouds chase
Everyone from the place
Come on with the rain
I’ve a smile on my face
I walk down the lane
With a happy uppercut
Just punchin’ liberals,
Punchin’ liberals in the rain
-I think sum one needs to chronicle all the lefts hyperventilations since Reagan and side by side it next to their recent actions.
Shiggz RT
-Unrealistic expectations the drug of choice for many an unhappy female has caused more misery then violence, poverty, abuse, drugs, alcholism, and gambling combined.
-We need a show like Mythubusters but for liberal delusions/myths/propoganda. Each episode can end with liberal heads exploding.
-The funniest home video effect expained:- What is with the obesession with videos of men being hit in the gnads? Women like to see men brought to their knees by tiny things and other men like seeing the competition take itself out.
-ARtists and enginners need each other like left legs need right legs like masculine and feminine like. Founding Fathers brilliance was building a state structure of libertarian ideals. We at the peak of western civilizations have turned out one dimensional crap for art, but what do you expect from one dimensional people? Da Vinci’s art improved his inventing and his inventing improved his art, creative and physcial and the phsyical and creative. It is why so much of our modern “advancement” is evolutionary rather then revolutionary. Where is your rocket boots? lost in the academic world of one dimensional creatures.
So it is estimated to cost $5 Billion to close the border or:
-1$ for every 150$ in the “stimulus”
-1$ in every 600$ of the 2010 Obama Federal Budget.
A fence/guards is an actual shovel ready project.
Obviously you are unfamiliar with the works of the great C. M. Coolidge. I’d invite you over to view my collection if you weren’t such a philistine.
“Are conservatives too lax on denouncing non-existent backlashes?”
Yes they are. That’s because since they are non-existent, conservatives tend to ignore them. Conservatives are obssesed with things that are part of reality.
Liberals believe in a lot of non-existent things like unicorns, people are essentially good, a benevolent government, imaginary backlashes and Islam is a religion of peace. That’s why they keep dreaming of angry white male terrorists and then get dissapointed when time after time the terrorist is a Muslim. They get surly and tend to ignore reality when it conflicts with their la-la land dreamworld. Which happens all the time to them.
That’s why punching them in their ugly monkey faces is really an act of compassion.
“Are conservatives too lax on denouncing non-existent backlashes?”
Perhaps. But certainly no more so than liberals are rigorous about admiring existing sound strategies.
I think Marco has a Top 40 hit.
The ACLU will defend fertilizer. They all know all about fertilizer, and defend and create it in large quantities.
Note a few Veterans who are tishirt vendors did more than all of Obama’s DHS combined.
Are you calling a study of liberals Goriilas in the Mist?(Albeit appropriate) Racist !!11!11
Woo hoo! I didn’t know that unknown artist had a name. Obviously, while blathering about Matisse, Monet and Munch, we never covered Coolidge in Modern Art class. The St. Bernard is cheating, by the way. You can’t trust those Swiss at all.
Are you be facetious, Frank? Science! did prove this conclusively:
http://faculty.virginia.edu/haidtlab/articles/haidt.graham.2007.when-morality-opposes-justice.pub041.pdf
Specifically, liberals are born without the ability to hear over their own shouting. Seriously.
And is it possible to only have one facet?
“Are you calling a study of liberals Goriilas in the Mist?(Albeit appropriate) Racist !!11!11”
Is it necessary to offend gorillas by lumping them in with liberals? Really, even gorillas want to punch liberals in their ugly monkey faces.
Marko wants a Nuke the Moon t-shirt. I just thought I’d point that out.
Marko really wants a Nuke The Moon shirt.
I would like a Nuke the moon T shirt.
Burma, I read that study some time ago. The chart showing priorities rated on a scale of like 1-6 for extreme conservatives and extreme liberals is maybe the most simple/enlightening thing I have seen in years. I loved that chart as much as the simple ones from here.
http://www.ribbonfarm.com/2009/10/07/the-gervais-principle-or-the-office-according-to-the-office/
Marko really, really wants a Nuke The Moon shirt and I really, really want a Fred Thompson Punch The Hippies shirt. But the Moon is using it’s pull to stem the tide of people demanding their shirts. Now I want to punch the Moon in it’s ugly Moon face more than ever.
Don’t try to punch it, Infidel! You’d only be following the Moon’s evil plot to break our knuckles!
Opening for “Nuke the Moon” — “JUNK MUSKET” woot!!
T-shirt vendors are an important weapon against terror, therefor I think the nation would be a lot better off if the President would fire Eric Holder and hire Duane Jackson to replace him.
Thanks for the warning, Marko. I foolishly thought the Moon would just fold like a tent or cry like most liberals and hippies do when I punch them in the face. I really had no idea moon cheese could break my knuckles!
It also solves my problem on how a short guy like me could ever jump high enough to punch the moon in the face. I’ve been calling every hardware store in town looking for a 250,000 mile high ladder and no luck. Plus those NASA bastards have so far ignored my request for a Saturn V moon rocket.
Use Mountain Dew. It gives you sweet, sugary wings.
I thought it was Red Bull that gave you wings?
I refuse to support anything Red, Infidel! Red is the color of communism and a website that advertises sold out shirts.
@ Shiggz: Each episode can end with liberal heads exploding.
I love it when stuff explodes, especially liberal heads, they make such pretty colors.
By the Way Frank,
Marko is wanting one of them nuke the moon shirts, just in case you forgot.
Don’t worry, Marko, I would never support something called “Red Bull.” Which is the term that describes everything a Commie says, by the way.
“‘T-shirt vendors are an important weapon against terror, which is why I’m glad shows like Jersey Shore promote them.’ -Napolitano”
I have to wonder if things would have gone down differently if the T-shirt vendor had been an Internet blogger selling “Top 10 Democrat Party Slogans” T-shirts.
Instead of lashing out at people who want to harm Americans, we should lash out at people who want to keep those people out!
We are Bob in Feenicks, we are, and you can depend on it. After all one mans illegal alien is another mans undocumented Democrat….Janet Napolitano, still not as f’ed up as Reno, Washington DC.