Random Thoughts

The only way the 24 finale could have been more disappointing than the Lost finale is if Jack Bauer and the Russian president hugged it out.

Congress will soon be voting on whether to condemn the Lost finale. Call your Congressmen and tell them to support this measure.

I’m thinking there is no way the 24 finale could be worse than the Lost one, but maybe it will be two hours of hillbilly ex-boyfriend subplots.

I hope Aaron Pierce and the cougar make a cameo for the last episode of 24.

I thought part of the blogger code was we don’t tell people all about our affairs with politicians.

Oh yeah, I forgot what the blogger code is: “Anything for traffic.”

I’d love to make a billion-dollar hotel with only the most luxurious amenities and call it, “Super Fancy Hotel.”

Is it a spoiler to tell someone he will be devastatingly disappointed? Are we supposed to leave that to be a surprise?

Will Mark Twain’s memoirs be as shocking as he thought they would be? Are we prepared for a thorough takedown of Teddy Roosevelt?

So out of all the presidents seen in the 24 universe, only the first president Palmer successfully completed a single term. 1 for 7.

With the 24 finale, I don’t have to put up with people telling me I missed the point and the show was really all about the cougars.

America already can’t be the first country to elect a female leader, so let’s go for last one.

11 Comments

  1. Will Mark Twain’s memoirs be as shocking as he thought they would be.

    Yes! He reveals that he had an inappropriate relationship with Nikki Haley.

    Which is actually more believable than Will Folks’ claim.

  2. Random thought: I was more entertained by petting my dog than watching 24’s thrilling finale. However, I was close to punching a wall when the writers telegraphed their attempt to make me like Allison Taylor.

    Random thought: My Dad says of Jack Bauer, “Mike Tyson, eat your heart out.”

  3. I’d would not allow thw Clintons to stay at the Super Fancy Horel because they would walk off with the towels and dishes.

    It could be they got the Lost and 24 endings confused with each other.

    Mark Twain will reveal about Tom and Huck, if you know what I mean.

  4. -“China? There lies a sleeping giant. Let him sleep! For when he wakes, he will move the world.” -Napoleon Bonaparte

    -Idiots defending their preferred narrative will argue endlessly about if something is genetic or environmental when most often it is latent genetic requiring only an environmental trigger.

    -I am constantly bewildered that when humans need to correct a past extreme behavior that their only idea is to then do the extreme opposite behavior. Followed by must chest thumping about how they have fixed the problem.

    Exit question:
    Is this form of retardation genetic or environmental

    -So I see Liberal Christians are right in the footsteps of the old conservative Christians in that they constantly try and hijack religious doctrine to fit their political and cultural views.

    -France-England-America-Russia in that order will the last 4 kingdoms of men to rule this earth.

  5. America already can’t be the first country to elect a female leader, so let’s go for last one.

    It’s good to see that at least at IMAO, there’s no worrying about whiny feminists or being politically correct.

    I fully support this policy because, at the end of the day, you want to know that in an emergency, the President can personally drive and park his own car without causing a traffic accident.

  6. Random thoughts –

    – Series finale episodes are almost all uniformly dissapointing. My favorite TV series of all time, Star Trek The Next Generation, was no different. They used the “alternate universe” dodge so many times in the last 2 seasons I just knew the finale would blow chunks. And it did. Deep Space Nine and Voyager had better endings.

    – “Maybe Afghanistan, imagine the burqa clad campaign posters.” That’s a big advantage, the burqa. You can be a man running as a woman in a burqa. The on election night when the one in the burqa is announced as winner, the guy can fling off the burqa and laugh as he screams “Fooled ‘ya! BWAHAHAHA!”

  7. “The only way the 24 finale could have been more disappointing than the Lost finale is if Jack Bauer and the Russian president hug it out.”

    That’s not necessarily true. It could have been more disappointing if it had been this season’s finale of American Idol.

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