FITSNews blogger Will Folks says he’s had an “an inappropriate physical relationship” with South Carolina Republican state representative Nikki Haley. What kicks this story up a notch is that Haley is the favorite in the Republican primary for governor of that state, with an 11-point lead in the latest polls.
Haley has denied the claim.
But … have you seen Haley? She’s another one of those hot Republican babes.
Which leads to my point. I’m going to share the real reason that men become bloggers: Hot Republican Babe Sex.
Yes, it’s true. At least for conservatives. And, some liberals want Hot Republican Babe Sex, too.
You may be wanting to know how all this works. Well, here’s the plan:
- Start blog
- ?
- Hot Republican Babe Sex
I’m still working on that step two. Some people seem to have it figured out, though.
You’re having “inappropriate physical relationships” with your wife, Frank?!
(how cute!)
My guess is that Will Folks has been having an inappropriate physical relationship with his hand while looking at pictures of Nikki Haley.
Define the work “inappropriate” in any physical relationship? As long as no agricultural exemptions or minors are used, everything is fair game.
Didn’t you get the hot IMAO t-shirt babe already? Or does that no longer count since you two are married and stuff?
My bad. Define the” word.”
Basil. I’d talk to Frnak. A hot Republican Babe is a bennie for writing for IMAO. Just ask Frnak.
Ann Coulter, Mary Katherine Ham, Michelle Malkin, the Fox News Staff, Sarah Palin vs. Hilllary Clinton, Elena Kagan, Helen Thomas, Nancy Pelosi. If I were a blogger I’d want the Republican babes, too.
Not only do these hound dogs have blogs – but have you seen Ed Morrissey, Ed Driscoll, or Roger Simon? Is any wonder women can’t keep their hands off them.
And then there’s Basil himself. If you’ve seen his avatar then you know he’s a babe in anybody’s book.
I vomited. Engineers? Ewww
Folks whines through the whole post about being embarrassed and powerful enemies, blah blah blah. The only person embarrassed by this is Nikki, and the only enemy he made is her husband. I hope Mr. Nikki finds him, and splits his wig.
I can has blogz. Now all ur hot ‘Publikan babez r belong to us.
Basil, Frank has it all figured out. I think step two involves a tee-shirt contest.
Democrats= prissy men and butt ugly angry women
Republicans=ugly men and hot smart sexy women…. Because unlike democrats men who wet themselves Repub men like women smart strong and sexy.
exit question:
Will the harry armpits and abortion stop liberal women from ever carrying a Republican Mans’ child?
Shiggz, you have it wrong.
Republican = ugly men. Republical = ruggedly handsome men. We work hard, therefore we are rugged. not like the prissy democrats, who have womenacures and have those little yippie dogs.
I’ve never had an “innapropriate physical relationship.” All the physical relationships I’ve had seem quite appropriate to me. I only wish there could have been more of them.
My guess is that “inappropriate physical relationship” means one of them gave the other a noogie.
As an “also blogs”, I only have one thing to say.
If there are no pictures, it didn’t happen.