IMAO is now officially announcing a boycott of Arizona. We have heard that the new anti-illegal immigration law in Arizona could be “racist and stuff,” and since IMAO is against all forms of racism not directed at the Irish, we have to take a stand against it. So IMAO will do no trade with Arizona, and IMAO employees are forbidden to go to Arizona as part of official business.
Yes, we expect our boycott to devastate Arizona’s economy — people will probably even die — and it will hurt IMAO, too, as a lot of parts needed for putting rocket launchers on dinosaurs are only made in Arizona, but this is a measure we think is needed when a lot of people say something is “racist and stuff.”
While we’re at it, we’re also boycotting Los Angeles and San Francisco because they are full of weirdos. If you guys want IMAO business again, put all your weirdos in a boat and push the boat out into sea. You just have way too many weirdos; we can’t even stand to look at you. I’m also boycotting sand. I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. So it won’t get my business.
That is all.
I was going to watch “Tombstone” while eating a Tombstone pizza and thinking of an epithet for my tombstone. But then I thought about how racist it is that Arizona holds non-white people accountable for their crimes. So as a form of protest I’m going to watch my Tombstone pizza, eat my “Tombstone” DVD and think up an palindrome for my tombstone. I like “Ah! LOL! Ha!”
I hate Arizona! I once vacationed there! It was very hot! I hate heat!
Our numb-nuts city political heroes here in Austin, Texas passed a resolution to boycott AZ and stop doing business with AZ businesses…..but the resolution was carefully crafted soit would not interfere with the city’s biggest contract with an Arizona company: the red-light camera agreement with American Traffic Solutions. Imagine that. And I’m guessing they will still fly US AIrways too.
Can we boycott the Dutch? I don’t know why my ancestors left there, but the Dutch probably did something too them so now its my turn to take revenge for my ancestors past oppression on the imperialist Dutch.
I have friends from college and childhood and every single one of them who live in Arizona have become pretty radical against immigration where as those from the same old group of friends living in nice all white (not counting the day labor) liberal cities and states have all turned into liberals.
I guess what I am saying is liberals have a very “NIMBY” approach to diversity and they should be called on it alot more often. You know if we took the culture war half as serious as liberals do and we had any intention of winning it or at least not losing liberals like any bulley when they suddenly find themselves retaliated against would not have a f’ng clue what to do.
I hate Arizona! Their senator says I won’t pick lettuce for $50 an hour. That’s not quite true! I’ll do it for $60 and four weeks paid vacation.
Democrats should just come out and admit that the real reason they hate Arizona is because it’s full of Mexicans.
Racists!
The major of my city has banned travel to AZ for city business. Since I’m pro-AZ I find myself having to boycott my own city. And no, I don’t think he’s read the law either.
I hate discrimination! Therefore, I discriminate against discriminators at every opportunity. That’s the only way we’re going to stamp out the ugly disease of discrimination.
Shouldn’t we also boycott bad movies? Especially the Star Wars prequels. As if the line about sand weren’t enough, they also gave us Jar Jar Binks, Mace Windu, and poisonous centipedes.
And how about the Twilight movies? I think they were filmed in Arizona so they’re probably racist.
Would it also be possible to boycott the Book of Matthew? Everybody knows that the Book of Matthew was written in 1956 by the Chevron corporation in an attempt to gather DNA from all their religious customers.
We should also boycott Sharpie markers because my daughter got ahold of one last week and drew all over the living room wall.
Illegal Mexican Arizona Organisation……….racists !!!!
Damncat…that was good !!
No more amatuer boycotts, we need a Mancott.
Life seems so much simpler when you’re fixing things. I’m good at fixing things. Always was.
Way back in my Boy Scout days we used to sleep on boycotts. Years later, in the military, we sometimes slept on mancotts, sometimes on mud.
Sometimes (usually quite by accident) there is some justice in this country. Too bad this guy didn’t run into Gov. Patrick, that would have been even better – A serious car crash involving a local lawmaker and a suspected illegal immigrant is threatening to reignite already heated debates about immigration on Beacon Hill, according to police reports.
State Rep. Mike Moran (D) of Brighton was rear-ended by a suspected illegal immigrant this week. The suspect was wearing a Mexican costume at the time of the crash where he slammed into Moran at 60 mph.
The suspect, 27-year-old Isaias Naranjo, was charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, leaving the scene of an accident and driving without a valid license. According to the report, when told of the serious charges he would be facing, he just laughed. “I’m going to go back to my country, Mexico -Nothing is going to happen to me, man!”
Because of action taken by Gov. Deval Patrick, state police were unable to notify immigration authorities that Naranjo might be illegal.
Three years ago, Patrick revoked an order by former governor Mitt Romney which gave state police power to investigate immigration violations.
(I do kind of wonder what a “Mexican costume” looks like.)
I’m gonna discriminate against all those darn boycotters! Go back to Boycottland where you came from!!1 !1!
I wonder how Canada would feel if we immigrated 20 million Americans there to get them on the Canadian welfare roles and had race based movements to take 1/3 of Canada and drive them out? Also our president would go there and insult them for opposing our plan.
I’m going to hold my breath until Arizona stops its mean law. I mean it.
Your just trying to convince every one you’re not a leprechaun, but I know better. I can see it in your eyes, now tell me where your gold is and I won’t give away your secret identity, you darin man ya.
Ya know how Harry Reid complained about “tourists” visiting the buildings they own, and how much they smelled like sweat…the ones that smelled were the Mexicans. Nice work Harry.
Isn’t a Mexican in a Mexican costume kind of like a
black guyaAfrican American wearingblackAfrican face? He probably thought the cops wouldn’t dare question him because everyone would be like..”look at the cop abusing that nice Mexican man in his quaint cultural costume!” So much for that living in the shadows crap.Maybe Arizona should make a law that all Mexicans have to wear Mexican costumes so the cops will know who to
harassquestionsend to theovensdeportation buses. I bet Mexican costumes are made in China so I’m going to boycott China.MA State Rep. Mike Moran also just voted against (of course) a proposed law that would make people have to actually prove they’re not from say……Kenya….before they get free ‘elderly’ housing when they aren’t even 60 much less ‘legal’ ahead of real Americans. Karma sucks, huh Mike?
If someone hears about that and their first reaction isn’t “wtf, you mean there isn’t a law for that already????” then they’re probably an Obama voter and should be deported.
I love Arizona. I love the heat. I will pick a head of lettuce free of charge without vacation, for all the booze I can drink.
I don’t believe the right has ever in my lifetime successfully gotten anything to boycott anything.
You want to know whats wrong in America its that one side has a almost complete monopoly on cultural power and has since the 60’s. They decide whats ok what isn’t whose good who isn’t. etc..They write the rules, run the scoreboard, and own the refs. And you wonder why no matter how hard you try it seems like you cant win a game…. duh.
Andrew Breitbart is like the lone man in the wilderness trying to turn that tide and the right leaves him high dry and alone. You who consider yourself righties need to learn to work together. Great so you punched a hippie and you feel better but, you need to start grouping together and punching them by the dozens and then hundreds and then thousands and then making music and movies about punching hippies then starting bureaucracies and legal entities meant to protect and enact hippie punching and welfare for those who are willing to punch hippies full time do it full time. Then after you have worked at building that for a few decades you would understand the phrase “bringing change to America”
Ah yes, the Irish! Who’s up for some Pat and Mike jokes. Am I the only one old enough to remember them?
[Clever comment deleted due to boycott since “Feenicks” sounds an awful lot like Phoenix, but spelled with an ‘F’ instead of ‘Ph’ and doesn’t have a silent ‘o’
…And what’s up with that? A silent ‘o’??? Who uses a silent ‘o’? Nobody uses silent ‘o’s, except maybe amoebas. We should boycott amoebas too, just to be sure.]
[Girls named “Phoebe” might really be amoebas from Phoenix, boycott them too]
As part of the boycott, I’ve thrown away all my Mark Lindsay records.
I’m with Greg, I’m boycotting everyone who boycotts Arizona. I’m starting with San Francisco. Not only are they boycotting Arizona, they keep electing Nancy Pelosi to Congress. That, by itself, is a boycottable offense in my book. If I ever get dinosaurs with rocket launchers, that’s where I’m sending them to spread destruction. And if I ever succeed in becoming President For Life, guess were I’m sending all the nuclear waste, San Francisco, of course! We’ll just pile it in the bay and watch them mutate. Of course, they already have so many mutants in the Bay Area they won’t even notice.
Those aren’t mutants…they’re just Gay Pride Day parade participants.
I, for one, am ashamed to be an Arizonan. I would boycott Arizona if I didn’t live here. I am unable to boycott my own state since they take a lot of my money and my utilities are in Arizona. What was our governor thinking (other than re-election). Check out these: http://www.cafepress.com/gooseflats/7159981
Educate… don’t regulate!!
(Roger, you can’t keep blaming yourself for Sen McCain.. or maybe you can, dunno – SM)