So, at a time like the birth of your child, you’re putting the welfare of your family and first born above us? Wow. You’ll never be a democrat. And, of course, that’s a compliment.
Incidentally, if you’ll remember, Ohio’s Sherrod Brown ditched his mother’s wake to fly back to DC to vote for the Obamacare disaster. You sir are no Sherrod Brown. For that, Buttercup is lucky.
Just make sure to go back and read all the helpful advice we’ve all taken the time to give you over the last few months about your impending fatherhood. Except that stuff from Corona. That’ll get you in deep trouble every time.
Whatever as long as you promise not to be like my mom and call and leave machine messages about how many “inches” my sisters are at during birth. I mean c’mon lets use the metric system already.
Oh no, Frank. The Random Thoughts are going to be priceless once they are paired with sleeplessness. You think labor will keep you hopping? Wait until that baby comes. Congratulations, and you’re in my prayers.
I’m thinking Frank’s going to have to learn to blog with one hand while giving the baby a bottle with the other. If my husband could play Halo while giving the baby a bottle, he can do that.
First, I hope Sarah and Baby do fine. But after the kid shows up you’ll be lucky to be able to post once a week. Basil will be taking over for the next 12 years.
After raising two sons I speak rom experience.
Mmmm…..rom experience.
But yeah, Frank, your posts are soon gonna get like sorta James Joyce, really fast. So thanks in advance for the hysterical material we can draw from.
Jimmy is Hillary Clinton’s all around butt boy and sex slave. He volunteered! That is why he is currently not home! He’s performing a great “service” for his country! BWAAAAAAA!
And ussjimmycarter’s days are numbered because he contracted a lethal and unspecified (and hitherto unknown) venereal disease by hanging out with Barney Frank!!!
Jimmy and ussjimmy, do I have to turn this blog around and come back there and sort you two out. You’d better hope not. I used to make my children, when they fought with each other, sit on one or the others bed with their arms around each other. I had other worse tortures but I don’t dare put them out on the internet. Who knows when I’d get a visit from the Stormtroopers of the Rainbow Empire.
I don’t suppose that is a cryptic way of saying Sarah K is very near the birth part of this whole process? If so, good luck to her and Buttercup!
And you, of course.
Congratulations to the both of you, I’m sure many of us are praying for you two right now.
So, at a time like the birth of your child, you’re putting the welfare of your family and first born above us? Wow. You’ll never be a democrat. And, of course, that’s a compliment.
Incidentally, if you’ll remember, Ohio’s Sherrod Brown ditched his mother’s wake to fly back to DC to vote for the Obamacare disaster. You sir are no Sherrod Brown. For that, Buttercup is lucky.
Why? Seems as if you’ve already done your part. The rest is up to her isn’t it?
Well, hope everything comes out ok. 🙂
Just make sure to go back and read all the helpful advice we’ve all taken the time to give you over the last few months about your impending fatherhood. Except that stuff from Corona. That’ll get you in deep trouble every time.
As someone with no experience in this field, the only advice I can give you is to enjoy it and thank God for the women in your life.
And get that spicy guy from Georgia and the rabbit to post more. Sheesh.
FormerHostage,
Sounds like we’ll find out shortly whether Frank did his part. However, if Buttercup has a beard we’ll await Harvey’s comment.
So she’s still pregnant, huh?
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Just checked SarahK’s twitter stream. Are y’all back home now?
A very intelligent man once told me that, ” if you are there for the laying of the keel, you should be there to see it slide down the ways.”
posting may occasionally be irregular
More fiber.
Except that stuff from Corona.
Bratgirl meant ‘Accept”.
Frank, I know you live out West, but if you take the Long Island Expressway to Cross Island Blvd. you can reach Queens hospital in about 72 hours.
Totally made up Frank Tweets :
@Corona Asked if her water broke but just zombiedaddy drool from me
Kept yelling PUSH PUSH until @SarahK said sign on door says Pull, silly
Okay, she’s not even born and she’s already ticking me off.
Whatever as long as you promise not to be like my mom and call and leave machine messages about how many “inches” my sisters are at during birth. I mean c’mon lets use the metric system already.
And you think once you have a baby, that you’ll have more time for blogging? Odd.
I’m more worried about the irregular posting AFTER the baby is born.
Plus, I’m on the Pacific Ocean, and well, reading here only irregularly so your timing is perfect, Frank.
Don’t forget to count the fingers and toes!
@Corona? If one exists it ain’t me. I may read a tweet once in a blue moon but I dinna tweet.
Oh no, Frank. The Random Thoughts are going to be priceless once they are paired with sleeplessness. You think labor will keep you hopping? Wait until that baby comes. Congratulations, and you’re in my prayers.
I’m thinking Frank’s going to have to learn to blog with one hand while giving the baby a bottle with the other. If my husband could play Halo while giving the baby a bottle, he can do that.
First, I hope Sarah and Baby do fine. But after the kid shows up you’ll be lucky to be able to post once a week. Basil will be taking over for the next 12 years.
After raising two sons I speak rom experience.
Mmmm…..rom experience.
But yeah, Frank, your posts are soon gonna get like sorta James Joyce, really fast. So thanks in advance for the hysterical material we can draw from.
Jimmy, are you a fisherman?
What’s more important, blog or baby? huh huh ?
Good luck to Frank,Sarah, and Buttercup. Ya/ll are in our prayers.
Jimmy is Hillary Clinton’s all around butt boy and sex slave. He volunteered! That is why he is currently not home! He’s performing a great “service” for his country! BWAAAAAAA!
Irregular? Frank, most — or possibly all — of your posts could be considered highly irregular.
I’ll second the thoughts above. We’ll be praying for the three of you today.
No, Marko, but I are an engineer.
And ussjimmycarter’s days are numbered because he contracted a lethal and unspecified (and hitherto unknown) venereal disease by hanging out with Barney Frank!!!
Bwahahahaha!
Jimmy and ussjimmy, do I have to turn this blog around and come back there and sort you two out. You’d better hope not. I used to make my children, when they fought with each other, sit on one or the others bed with their arms around each other. I had other worse tortures but I don’t dare put them out on the internet. Who knows when I’d get a visit from the Stormtroopers of the Rainbow Empire.
Seriously y’all be nice.
Frank, do you see double rainbows?