BREAKING: Thanks to the Democrats’ new logo, Alvin Greene is now ahead by eight points in the latest poll.
O’Donnell does seem like a complete nut so I don’t expect her to win by more than a couple percentage points.
Just remember, if you vote to reelect Barack Obama, you’re being needlessly mean to Michelle.
Woot today is a Zune for you hipster types who like to be ironic.
My analysis: Even if O’Donnell is a bit kooky and turns off some people, she can still beat Coons if she gets more votes.
I’ve programmed my robot to destroy RINOs… AIEE! IT’S KILLING ALL HUMANS!
Robots do that no matter what you program them, so don’t read too much into it.
Jon Stewart is going to have a rally? Is it going to be a million man march or just have enough smugness for that many people?
Frank, that was only the Leavenworth poll.
Can one really consider oneself successful when one is only adored by smug college students and liberals?
Just remember, if you vote to reelect Barack Obama, you’re being needlessly mean to
MichelleAmerica.You can if you’re as smug as Jon Stewart.
Please, oh please let the gods of commercial making make a commercial with Michelle whining against a backdrop of her hoity toity vacations and parties. It could end with a tag line such as, “How many unemployed Americans would trade their hell for her hell?”
I’d pay to help that effort.
When ya think about it, she’s actually worse than old Marie A. Said Michelle, “LET THEM EAT CAKE. But with no butter, sugar or eggs.”
I totally spent a good 2 or 3 seconds thinking about the wisdom of “I’ve programmed my robot to destroy RINOs… AIEE! IT’S KILLING ALL HUMANS!”
…and then laughed out loud when I read “Robots do that no matter what you program them to do, so don’t read too much into it.”
Pure awesome.
We can name the first RINO killer robot “ROVEr”.
Mbo needs another vacation. I suggest Retirement Island.
“Jon Stewart is going to have a rally? Is it going to be a million man march or just have enough smugness for that many people?”
I believe it’s going to be called the “Trying To Keep A Mediocre Comedian Relevant Rally”.
I’m gonna stick with wo0t. It makes me seem old, but I got told by my friends daughter that I look like I’m 17 so I don’t care. I’m going to live off that moment for months. What were we talking about again?
Random news article: I think I found Sarah Palin’s 2012 running mate (or at least head body-guard).
Headline: Woman bags 1,025-pound alligator in SC lake
September 17, 2010 9:10 PM EDT
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) — A Massachusetts* woman
(*would attract North east voters)
has a remarkable souvenir from South Carolina.*
(*would attract South east voters)
Maryellen Mara*-Christian
(*Mara means ‘bitter’, is she also a clinger?)
bagged a 13½-foot, 1,025-pound alligator in Lake Moultrie.*
(*would appeal to both hunters and fishermen)
Mara-Christian said Friday that she is an experienced hunter, but this was her first gator.*
(*not afraid to try new things)
The 48-year-old former bank marketing officer*
(*financial experience, and she’s held a Real job)
from Fitchburg, Mass., was hunting Wednesday with her husband,*
(*she’s not a lesbian)
who is a firefighter and a part-time hunting guide.*
(*a match made in heaven)
It took about two hours to secure the gator before they could shoot it.*
(*determined and practical – none of that ‘catch and release’ nonsense)
The .22-caliber gun they used wasn’t powerful enough to put the animal down, so Mara-Christian used a knife to sever the alligator’s spinal cord.*
(*Ala Crocodile Dundee – but with ovarian fortitude)
Meat processor Steve Drummond said the gator had so much fat that only about 40 pounds was usable meat.*
(*side note: what do they feed alligators in SC?)
He will stuff the animal for Mara-Christian to display.*
(*Where do you display a 13½-foot, 1,025-pound alligator? if you’re Maryellen Mara-Christian, anywhere you dam well please!)
Maryellen Mara-Christian, you’re my heroine of the day!
(Don’t worry, Seanmahair, you’re my heroine Every day.) 😉
Let me get this straight.
Candidate One once said they were once a witch, and doesn’t like people touching themselves, but likes smaller government that leaves us alone. She may or may not have invisible friends.
Candidate Two has never said they are a witch, and seems to like people touching themselves, but likes really big government that takes our money and tells us what to do. He has never mentioned having invisible friends, but the visible ones are rather nasty.
Given the choice, I think I’ll vote the ex-Witch ticket. Heck, if she says she has invisible friends, I’ll vote for them too.
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