FrankJ recently pondered:
50 years from now, I wonder what Segways will look like.
Ponder no more:
Via I Hate My Cubicle!!! [Caution: Site may contain content not suitable for work or children]
FrankJ recently pondered:
50 years from now, I wonder what Segways will look like.
Ponder no more:
Via I Hate My Cubicle!!! [Caution: Site may contain content not suitable for work or children]
My first response was “Whoa! Cool!”
Then I remembered that I did cooler stuff than that on my Honda Z50 when I was like 8 years old. Short answer: Segway and Twitter will always be ghey.
Innominatus posted my comment for me. That was nice of you, friend.
I think I grew additional hair on my chest while watching. Exit question: Where are the gatling guns?
You wanna see gatling guns on this thing, talk to Mr. Right. He’s the one with the mad photoshoppin’ skillz.
Damn I hate it when I show up a tiny bit late and the good comment is already taken.
Not so sure about the Army, but would be a lot fun running down grocery store isles, with a catt;e catcher.
The remote control unit might be usefull but I would NOT want to be riding one around a free fire zone. I’d prefer to keep my ass low and out of sight. Try skateboarding with 80lb pack.
Harvey, Google gives me disturbing ads, but they do give me a suggestion for an IMAO post. 😉
Ultimately, Frank may be a funny dude, but his pretty and talented wife should help the kid’s looks.
this looks terrible for combat. the rescue a troop mode is great and all, but that’s a function a lot of robots and carts already feature.
This thing is totally awesome, though. They should put a scary looking robot on top. I’m not even kidding. A lot of the people we face in the Middle East are incredibly paranoid and scared of our technology. This cart could easily be modified to look incredibly scary. We could even advertise it has mind reading capabilities. Two red eyes in a steel skull.
I don’t know why we don’t press this potential advantage. We could ‘accidentally’ leak to wikileaks a report on androids posing as Taliban leaders, who can only be exposed if you cut out its left eyeball. Watch as all Taliban start wearing eyepatches.
then again, if it were my call, we’d use special effects to create the impression that some actor of ours was the reborn prophet muhammed. He’d tell them to stop blowing up kids and chill the F out.
Umm…This thing or my Gold Wing? I think I will stick to 1,800+CC’s since I don’t even know where to go to ride off-road like this. And if I did, I’d have a bad a$$ 4 wheeler or a monster Dirt Bike. Not a gay skateboard that does only 30mph…
I thought it was gay too, until I saw the trailer. I wonder ou could get a little one man Airstream to pull behind it. Even a Coachman popup would be cool.
This is for the military? Well, two things:
1) I guess “don’t ask, don’t tell” has already been repealed.
2) Are we now going to have contracts with the countries we are at war with, with riders specifying they must create “Segway paths” for our mechanical scooters to ride on?
Waituminnit. That…that’s frikkin’ Major Matt Mason. (Dang, I just got dated)
Is it powered by burning Qurans? That would be totally sweet!
I want one! I want it now!