Random Thoughts

“Know what this kind of reminds me of? Zealand.” -people who discovered New Zealand.

“Dude, that was just supposed to be a placeholder.” -discoverer of Newfoundland

“Can’t believe we already used that name, because this really really reminds me of Zealand.” -discoverer of Australia.

Winnie the Pooh sometimes writes under the pen name Edgar Allen Pooh.

“I’m tired of my people being ignored. It’s time for drastic measures.” -swamp rabbit who eventually bit Jimmy Carter

27 Comments

  1. Ticket order taker at the Atlanta Olympics…. “Old Mexico, New Mexico, I don’t care. It’s another country and you need international ticketing.” True story.

    It’s time for Obama to meet the scary swamp rabbit. Or the horrifying dust bunnies.

    Edgar Allen Pooh scares us with the Tigger.

  2. So THAT’S who wrote, “The Fall of the House of Piglet”

    Along with:
    “The Pit and the Honeypot”
    “The Tell-Tale Fart”
    “The Eeyore of the Perverse”
    “The Facts in the Case of M. Robinson”

    An the famous poem “The Tigger”

    Once upon a blustery day, while I tried to act not ghey,
    Over many a dirty and empty pot of stolen honey,
    While I nodded,nearly snoozing, suddenly came a sound of boozing,
    As of someone loudly bouncing, bouncing like that damn bunny.
    “‘Tis Amway, ” I belched, “ringing my three-chime bell
    Let loose the hounds, the hounds from hell.”

  3. Once upon a blustery day, while I tried to act not ghey
    I spied a man bent over a pot of honey
    It appeared he was being buggered by a bunny
    When I asked “what is this about”
    The bunny turned to shout
    It’s ok, he’s a democrat
    He’s my pet and shall not be able to sat

  4. ANNABELLEEYORE

    It was many and many a year ago,
    In a kingdom by the shore.
    That a tailess donkey there lived whom you know
    By the dull name of Eeyore.
    And this donkey lived with no other in the zone,
    ‘Cuz all he wanted, was to bitch and moan.

    Fling away Plenty!

  5. Australia was so named because “LandOfScaryPoisonousCreepyCrawliesBigSharksAndNastySnakesYetBeautifulFunPeople” is hard to fit on a bumper sticker – and the whole creepy crawlie thing is bad for tourism.

  6. So if Jimmy Carter was so bad that nature turned on him and rabbits attacked, when will something go after Obama? I would suggest a nasty gopher on the golf course. He could steal his balls, clubs etc. Then when the cameras are running he could scurry up his leg and bit his nads off. Then as they are rolling down the fairway he could go scampering after them!

  7. Oh, what sad times are these when a nation must rely upon the Rabbit of Caerbannog to set things aright. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

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