“Know what this kind of reminds me of? Zealand.” -people who discovered New Zealand.
“Dude, that was just supposed to be a placeholder.” -discoverer of Newfoundland
“Can’t believe we already used that name, because this really really reminds me of Zealand.” -discoverer of Australia.
Winnie the Pooh sometimes writes under the pen name Edgar Allen Pooh.
“I’m tired of my people being ignored. It’s time for drastic measures.” -swamp rabbit who eventually bit Jimmy Carter
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If your going back to the seventies how bout a random thought or two about Charlies angels or bra burning.
And I think he prefered Edgar Allen THE Pooh.
So THAT’S who wrote, “The Fall of the House of Piglet”
Ticket order taker at the Atlanta Olympics…. “Old Mexico, New Mexico, I don’t care. It’s another country and you need international ticketing.” True story.
It’s time for Obama to meet the scary swamp rabbit. Or the horrifying dust bunnies.
Edgar Allen Pooh scares us with the Tigger.
Along with:
“The Pit and the Honeypot”
“The Tell-Tale Fart”
“The Eeyore of the Perverse”
“The Facts in the Case of M. Robinson”
An the famous poem “The Tigger”
Once upon a blustery day, while I tried to act not ghey,
Over many a dirty and empty pot of stolen honey,
While I nodded,nearly snoozing, suddenly came a sound of boozing,
As of someone loudly bouncing, bouncing like that damn bunny.
“‘Tis Amway, ” I belched, “ringing my three-chime bell
Let loose the hounds, the hounds from hell.”
Once upon a blustery day, while I tried to act not ghey
I spied a man bent over a pot of honey
It appeared he was being buggered by a bunny
When I asked “what is this about”
The bunny turned to shout
It’s ok, he’s a democrat
He’s my pet and shall not be able to sat
Obscure Historical fact:
Prior to being named New York, the leading contender was:
“Kinda like York ‘cept for the injuns ‘n deer poop.”
Cooler heads prevailed.
@Former Hostage and USSJC, another bad poem like that and we will sling pooh and tigger too!
Speaking of swamp rabbits, somebody needs to take the President feral pig hunting and leave him there.
ANNABELLEEYORE
It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the shore.
That a tailess donkey there lived whom you know
By the dull name of Eeyore.
And this donkey lived with no other in the zone,
‘Cuz all he wanted, was to bitch and moan.
Fling away Plenty!
@Former Hostage,
I hereby sentence you to 12 hours without bacon, BBQ, or beer.
Perhaps you will learn you lesson.
Australia was so named because “LandOfScaryPoisonousCreepyCrawliesBigSharksAndNastySnakesYetBeautifulFunPeople” is hard to fit on a bumper sticker – and the whole creepy crawlie thing is bad for tourism.
You can read about Zealand here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zealand
Pah! That’s the best you got?
I dealt with that for over a year…AND had to eat goat!
Okay then 12 and 1/2 hours.
Racist!
I thought it was Brer Rabbit who bit Carter
I have no idea what’s going on here.
I don’t think he actually got bit. He scared the little bunny away with his girlie shrieking.
So if Jimmy Carter was so bad that nature turned on him and rabbits attacked, when will something go after Obama? I would suggest a nasty gopher on the golf course. He could steal his balls, clubs etc. Then when the cameras are running he could scurry up his leg and bit his nads off. Then as they are rolling down the fairway he could go scampering after them!
Wow, the only place I’ve ever been that’s smelled this bad was Jersey.
Oh, what sad times are these when a nation must rely upon the Rabbit of Caerbannog to set things aright. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.
Nee!
USSJC, lets see if we can find the gopher from Caddyshack.
“Know what this reminds me of? Amsterdam.” -Discoverer of New York
“Nah, it reminds me more of York than Amsterdam.” -Namer of New York
New York was a Anglicized pronunciation of the laugh of the indigenous Curlyqouis Indians. N’yuk, N’yuk, N’yuk.