If you want a Nuke the Moon shirt, here is your one chance:
ThoseShirts.com is now taking orders, and based on how many orders they get over the next week they’ll do a single printing. And that’s it. These aren’t CafePress on demand shirts; these are nice silk-screened shirts that have to be ordered in bulk well ahead of time, so ThoseShirts.com doesn’t want to order too many and be out a bunch of money. So order one now because it could be your last chance since I could quit blogging any day. Plus, a portion of the sale of each shirt goes towards making Buttercup happy.
I like being happy!
Did you know babies are expensive? Since people have them all the time, I assumed the opposite.
Anyway, if for some strange reason you’re reading this and don’t know the importance of nuking the moon, go read this now.
So, order a Nuke the Moon shirt today, or forever hold your peace.
If I’m out and about wearing a NTM shirt, and I encounter another person wearing a NTM shirt, what is the appropriate action?
Ok, I ordered a damn shirt! God, I’m such a rube, but how can I not with a picture of cuteness like that of Buttercup! I noticed that Buttercup has some nicely developing biceps and triceps! That will be great for hippie nad punchin!
If I’m out about wearing my new shirt and I see another person with his/her shirt, then we shall get together and find the first hippie withing striking distance and we shall do some serious team hippie punching. That is the only serious appropriate response!
For a moment like this
Some people wait a lifetime
For that one special shirt
Oh, I can’t believe it’s shrunk in the dryer
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this!
Shirt ordered. Now stop with this “when I stop blogging” nonsense.
Okay, Frank. I ordered a coveted Nuke the Moon T-shirt. Now will you quit moderating my posts?
Buttercup is quite the pitch person.
I ordered two. Thanks for the opportunity!
Nice picture! Buttercup is cute too!
I’m trying to order it, but something seems to be wrong. It keeps bouncing me back saying that I need to select shipping, even though I actually am.
There once was a blogger named Frank
He threatened his readers that he would blog no more
His readers told him he stank
And he was becoming a bore
Sit down, shut up and deliver the funny
Or we will travel to Boise and punch the big dummy
There, your readers have spoken
Now start bloggin’ or we will have Buttercup make your nads broken!
@Marko,
Should I be more disappointed that you seemed to be quoting Kelly Clarkson…or that I recognized that you were?
Okay nevermind. I just kept hammering away at it and it works now. Thanks for opening these up for reprints m.m
The latter, SOB.
TIP:
Wash your shirt in cold water, and then hang it up to dry if you want it to last!
I can’t believe I just paid $20 for a shirt. But I did. For history.
I don’t know which poem I like better: Marko’s or ussjimmcarter’s !
But I do know one thing, Frank, if you stop blogging we will all descend – en masse – to your house in Idaho!
I’ll bring the ale and home-grown potatoes for potato salad.
I don’t trust those guys anymore. They said they had the nuke tshirt available a year and a half ago and I ordered it. They took my money, but no tshirt and no way to contact them for a refund. I only let a business rip me off once. If you find a different supplier I’ll buy two
Bullguard – email us at info@thoseshirts.com and we will straighten it out if we screwed up…
I know we are all capitalists and conservatives but I am still Irish. Is there a chance there will be a sale on these puppies? Maybe a coupon code at checkout or something like that? If I enter BIGHEADEDISHRISHMAN in a box somewhere will I get free shipping or a 10% discount at least. This better be going to Buttercups college fund and not to support a bad habit you have Frank!
Jimmy, I’ll bring the musket!
LOOK at the pretty BAYBEE!
If you add up how much you will spend on diapers, your head will explode. I advise against it.
There is a brief period around age 5 where they slightly less expensive – being completely potty trained, yet not in need of expensive hockey equipment. Of course, that’s when you will buy all sorts of home schooling crap, so maybe not.
I ordered my two and from somewhere, far away, I heard a baby giggle.
You mean “brisket,” ussjimmycarter. Brisket. You know, breast meat. One can eat brisket.
How can a baby so perfectly beautiful and cute be the product of your genes Frank? Your genome must consist of nothing but recessive traits. Hah! I make me laugh.
I ordered mine.
By the way if you ever need to persuade Frank about anything, I recommend Hoyo de Monterrey Excalibur #1 cigars, and keep the Dirty Martinis flowing.
Worked for me.
Shirt ordered
Harvey – but it’s hard to send Dirty Martinis to his PO Box! I guess maybe cigars would work but I bet SarahK hates them.
I too have noticed that Buttercup is far too cute to be of Frank’s loins? Does anyone have a picture of the Milk Man/Mail Man in Boise? Just wondering…
Order a t-shirt. Do it for the children. I can say that, for once, and mean it.