Have you seen the juggling robot?
We have machines signing bills into law. We have a machine that keeps the president from sounding like a blithering idiot. The other day, Frank J. mused that we were nearly to the point of not even needing Obama anymore.
This robot may be the final piece of the puzzle. As a juggler, it’s already doing more useful stuff than Obama does. And, it doesn’t want to raise your taxes.
Juggling Robot 2012!
While right now the juggling robot would be a great replacement for Obama, should it become self aware, it would be just as detrimental to the human race as Obama is now. I guess what I’m saying is that if you’re willing to gamble on it, then I am, too.
I suppose Frank J will be all up in our faces about how an “Engineer” designed and built this contraption! To which I say, it is hugely expensive and totally useless…yup…built by an Engineer!
Why not build a robot that punches hippies in their dumb monkey faces? But noooooooo! A juggling robot! How very ghey! But, hey it will be a big hit on Twitter along with The Wiener!
The machine that keeps the President from sounding like a blithering idiot works less than perfectly.
No matter how much the cost overruns were to perfect the awesome sound that the juggling robot makes, it was money well spent. Spray some Lemon Pledge on your house pets and you have the ultimate Steam Punk dust bunny remover.
It seems to be far more than successful than Obama had handling multitasking. And you can’t get a bucket stuck on it’s head.
And what ussjimmycarter said, too.
“We have a machine that keeps the president from sounding like a blithering idiot.”
I thought that is why he has a teleprompter, but maybe he needs more help. As Yoda would say “Ummm, the fail is strong with this one.”
We have long had people in our midst who are good at doing things that are of absolutely no value to anyone…better than anyone else. Now we have a machine that is capable of doing something of absolutely no value to anyone…better than any other machine. Progress I guess.
USSJC is right. Heck, Andrew Phule is also right. Think about it. Jugglers move up the scale of difficult juggling objects — such as knives and chainsaws. What’s the most dangerous thing to juggle? I mean what’s the most dangerous game? It’s man! Pretty soon, the robot will be juggling people! Tennis balls are merely non-intimidating objects that will lull us into a false sense of security.
Ok here’s the ultimate RoboPresent 3000 take the AutoPen combine it with the JuggleBot, the ED-209 and an automatic pizza oven. Who needs term limits?
“We have a machine that keeps the president from sounding like a blithering idiot.”
Wow, about time. When will they start using it?
“This robot may be the final piece of the puzzle. As a juggler, it’s already doing more useful stuff than Obama does. And, it doesn’t want to raise your taxes.”
Are you sure? while watching this robot was more entertaining than watching biden try to form a thought, it lulls one into a transfixed state. must be what it is like to be a democrat marxist. Once the subject is catatonic, wham, up go the taxes and its off to the golf course.
See! They can make a machine juggle, why can’t they make a voting booth that only allows one to vote for the American and not the democrat marxist.
I bet your tax dollar payed for the research on this robot. Which is more useful than all the welfare for the parasites.
Now if we could teach it to blog.
When they can make one that lobs grenades with the same accuracy, then we can start worrying!
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Q: How are a robot juggler and a human juggler very much the same?
A: Neither will ever enjoy the loving touch of a woman.
They could have at least put dreadlocks or a tie-dye on this thing to make it a little more human… NEXT UP: ROBOT HACKY SACK! Replacing hippies with robots really isn’t such a bad idea…