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Can Sarah Palin Win the Presidency
Can Sarah Palin win the presidency?
That’s the question as she races around in her bus tour, visiting Waffle Houses all across the nation. She also has a movie out called Undefeated that’s supposed to explain her. I hear it’s just regular audience pandering tripe, though, as it’s mainly filled with giant, incomprehensible CGI robots punching each other.
The thing is, most people have made up their minds about Palin and they’re pretty certain she’s like stupid or something. Maybe she isn’t, but there are a lot of gaffes on her part. Here’s a list of some of them, and it’s certainly not comprehensive:
SARAH PALIN GAFFES
* When she quit her governorship, she really just wanted to take a week’s vacation but filled out the wrong form.
* The title to her movie was originally spelled, “Undefeeted.”
* She keeps mispronouncing the word “America.”
* Incorrectly identified Syria as being on the planet Neptune.
* Accidentally mistook the Dalai Lama for a moose and shot him.
* Keeps putting her glasses on upside down.
* Was unable to name a newspaper, explain what a newspaper is, or even show an understanding of the individual words “news” or “paper”.
* When she met Mitt Romney, she kept interrupting him to ask if he was one of those new juggling robots.
* Has so far on her bus tour gotten her bus stuck in a McDonald’s drive thru five times.
* Went on the game show Are You Smarter then a 5th Grader and kept hitting the kids with pugil sticks thinking it was American Gladiators.
* Spent twenty minutes yelling at an iPad trying to get it to turn on.
* Holds the world record for number of times an individual has fallen down a well.
* Missed an appearance on a political talk show because she was busy arguing with a parrot.
So a lot of stuff that makes Palin look kind of stupid, but it’s also pretty arguable she’d be way more competent than Obama. So I think she has a chance if she decides to run.
Random Thoughts
From a blogging standpoint, I really hope Herman Cain is the nominee. That would be all sorts of awesome.
Using an antenna to get digital TV. Makes me feel like I’m watching HDTV in the 70s.
When you’re in your thirties, you stop looking forward to birthdays. It’s just sort of a long death march at this point.
It was for safety reasons they switched from metal lunchboxes to plastic as it made kids less vulnerable to Magneto attacks.
They should start giving movies R ratings for having too much incomprehensible CGI on screen. Kids should not be subjected to that.
The X-Men movie was pretty good. Had like men in it. And Xs. Think I remember seeing some trees.
And there was Emma Frost whose mutant powers were telepathy, turning her body in diamond, and needing to wear very little clothes.
The X-Men movie took place during the 60s when, as we learned from Mad Men, everyone was required to have a drink in his hands at all time.
Anyway, I give the new X-Men movie 4 stars. I haven’t decided out of how many stars total, though.
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I’d vote for Ron Paul if he were running for “crazy old prospector”.