Frank, make it stop. My brain is just filling-in, creating patterns where none exist. I’m seeing clouds shaped like sailboats and really beautiful women on a beach serving me tropical drinks in colorful glasses with those little umbrellas sticking ouf of them.
I get it, Frank J! Wink, wink! NO, not that kind on wink, wink! Not a Twitter wink, wink which would like be totally wiener ghey! I just get it, ok! geez!
the average of the number of comments for all the posts displayed on this page is 24.5 (24.6 if you inlcude this one) with a standard deviation of 7.8. Don’t know hwat it means, but it’s a very clear message. The commenter’s deivation is high?
PMike, you need to Multiply by Pi, because Frank J is a “programmer/engineer”. Why? Why the hell not? Let’s just slam it in and see if it blows chunks… (Programmers official answer to their final exam in Advanced Programmers/Engineer’s School). Oh, then point fingers at the stupid Project Manager when it does blow chunks… That will keep them guessing for another couple of weeks while we sit here and play video games…
Wieners always “do it.”
It’s what wieners do.
They plump when you cook ’em,
They go good on a bun,
And they’re great in the summer,
For fun in the sun!
Frank’s message is kind of like that old Star Trek episode where Kirk tells the android he’s lying, and the android freaks out trying to decode that if he’s lying then he’s not lying, but if he’s not lying then he’s lying, and melts his circuits. My circuits haven’t melted though…at least, not yet.
Here’s the only thing I can truthfully say about the Weiner situation…Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha……etc. He will probably keep his job but his days of being Mr. Sanctimonious-Holier Then Thou are over.
PMike: All of the commenters here are highly deviant, so I think that messes up the statistical sample. (“Messes up” is a highly technical and scientific term. People who are not trained in Science! cannot hope to understand.)
Jerry had it right at #6 – use your mouse to highlight all the text, including the ‘font color=”White”‘ text after the line you can read. Nice Frank, I think you’ve found the MO that the government uses to “inform” us of what’s REALLY going on!
Well basically Frank is telling us about his vocal singing skills while dealing with the trouble that evil dark jedi cause. We can see this by simply deciphering his secret message according to a remix of the letters in each word. The Force was with me as I worked on this, and now I have the truth, revealed to all of you!
“three sith poets create a mess i sing e”
From this we can gather that Frank has excellent insider knowledge of the workings of the Sith Empire, and not only that but he sings in the key of e while dealing with the mess created by sith poets. The Maker only knows how aweful that must be. May the Force be with you Frank.
Did Frank J secretly send us all a wiener post and we are all now part of his “sexting” parnters? So when it hits the fan, we will each be outed by Frank J, as he stands before the national media (Sarah and Buttercup in tow) to apologize for his lack of judgement? Then pictures of each of us will hit the news stands as pervs? Nice!
Okay, I’ve held up my end. I’ve extricated the quadruped from the vehicle and constabulated him to something nutritious. If you don’t pay up by dawn, I’m gonna be ticked.
Frank, while your post would probably compile, it would not run normally due to the conflicting logic. As Ayn Rand would say, A is A, and can never be not A. Your post either contains a secret message or it does not. In this case, the secret message is that there is no secret message. Which violates Ms. Rand’s philosophy. Shame on you. Shame.
Ixnay the ecretsay essagemay!
I see you’ve posted everything positive that Obama’s ever said about America in one single post. Wow!
I thought he was posting all of Obama’s qualifications to be President.
This confirms what I’ve said all along.
“Hey guys, I don’t feel like entertaining anyone, so it’s up to you guys in the comment section”.
It might just be a red herring though…
The last secret message I saw was actually a picture of a shirtless A. Weiner. It had fallen out of Sandy Berger’s socks.
At least it’s not a shrubbery.
zzyzx, Send that photo to CNN, maybe they can use it for his promos when they hire him to do a new TV show.
I can decode it. Let’s see…
Actually, there is a message, guys. Really. Well, sort of.
There is no secret message in this post.
Skcus Amabo taht swonk enoyreve!
“a secret message”… there it was. Right in the middle of it.
Jeez, Frank, secrets are supposed to be hard to decode, ya mug.
The new IMAO! Now with a secret message in every post!
This changes everything.
The cat’s out of the bag.
Wait, maybe it IS a shrubbery….
There’s no “there,” there.
Okay I read it again. Real slowly this time, and I got “must kill moose and squirrel”.
Great humor in the “secret” message: It said send Frank money! I am still laughing!!
Frank, make it stop. My brain is just filling-in, creating patterns where none exist. I’m seeing clouds shaped like sailboats and really beautiful women on a beach serving me tropical drinks in colorful glasses with those little umbrellas sticking ouf of them.
And such.
I get it, Frank J! Wink, wink! NO, not that kind on wink, wink! Not a Twitter wink, wink which would like be totally wiener ghey! I just get it, ok! geez!
You’re right Jimmy, you’re hallucinating.
and the message is…secret !!!
Breaking News! The Wiener did it! Wiener admits he showed his Wiener and has been lying the whole time! Nice! The story that just keeps giving!
the average of the number of comments for all the posts displayed on this page is 24.5 (24.6 if you inlcude this one) with a standard deviation of 7.8. Don’t know hwat it means, but it’s a very clear message. The commenter’s deivation is high?
“what,” not “hwat”; drat — that screws up the numbers.
“Don’t know hwat it means, but it’s a very clear message”
That’s pretty much standard fair for this site.
I agree with Jerry, but it was kind of a let down.
PMike, you need to Multiply by Pi, because Frank J is a “programmer/engineer”. Why? Why the hell not? Let’s just slam it in and see if it blows chunks… (Programmers official answer to their final exam in Advanced Programmers/Engineer’s School). Oh, then point fingers at the stupid Project Manager when it does blow chunks… That will keep them guessing for another couple of weeks while we sit here and play video games…
@25:
Wieners always “do it.”
It’s what wieners do.
They plump when you cook ’em,
They go good on a bun,
And they’re great in the summer,
For fun in the sun!
Beer.
Frank’s message is kind of like that old Star Trek episode where Kirk tells the android he’s lying, and the android freaks out trying to decode that if he’s lying then he’s not lying, but if he’s not lying then he’s lying, and melts his circuits. My circuits haven’t melted though…at least, not yet.
Here’s the only thing I can truthfully say about the Weiner situation…Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha……etc. He will probably keep his job but his days of being Mr. Sanctimonious-Holier Then Thou are over.
.— — …. -. / …. .- … / .- / .-.. — -. –. / — ..- … – .- -.-. …. . .-.-.- / – …. . .-. . / .. … / -. — / .– .- – . .-. / .- – / — .. -.. .– .- -.– .-.-.- / – …. .- – / .. … / .- .-.. .-.. .-.-.-
Arrrgh! I’ve lost me decoder ring! Is this the secret message thats supposed to launch the right wing dinorocket squads to attack Mt. Rushmore?
And if it’s not……….OPPS
Yeap, “a secret message” is in the post.
There is also “There is” and a “in this post.”
PMike: All of the commenters here are highly deviant, so I think that messes up the statistical sample. (“Messes up” is a highly technical and scientific term. People who are not trained in Science! cannot hope to understand.)
Conservative website posts private pictures of Anthony Weiner There’s a secret message there too, they didn’t post the photos, just links to them, they’re so far above those evil conservatives!
Chronic unemployment worse than Great Depression
Insert secret message here.
At this point, I’m simply glad Weiner’s underwear isn’t in this post.
You’d be suprised where I’ve been…Weiner’s boxer shorts, hiding out in the sock drawer, Washington DC.
Jerry had it right at #6 – use your mouse to highlight all the text, including the ‘font color=”White”‘ text after the line you can read. Nice Frank, I think you’ve found the MO that the government uses to “inform” us of what’s REALLY going on!
This is obviously an experiment. I refuse to participate.
Racist!
Frank and his invisible ink.
(Get back in the bag!)
Well basically Frank is telling us about his vocal singing skills while dealing with the trouble that evil dark jedi cause. We can see this by simply deciphering his secret message according to a remix of the letters in each word. The Force was with me as I worked on this, and now I have the truth, revealed to all of you!
“three sith poets create a mess i sing e”
From this we can gather that Frank has excellent insider knowledge of the workings of the Sith Empire, and not only that but he sings in the key of e while dealing with the mess created by sith poets. The Maker only knows how aweful that must be. May the Force be with you Frank.
#41 – kdmccoy,
Kudos! I never would have thought of that! 😉
To read the invisible ink in FrankJ’s secret post simply hold your monitor over a lit candle until the message magically appears!
LOL @Doug
Did Frank J secretly send us all a wiener post and we are all now part of his “sexting” parnters? So when it hits the fan, we will each be outed by Frank J, as he stands before the national media (Sarah and Buttercup in tow) to apologize for his lack of judgement? Then pictures of each of us will hit the news stands as pervs? Nice!
Okay, I’ve held up my end. I’ve extricated the quadruped from the vehicle and constabulated him to something nutritious. If you don’t pay up by dawn, I’m gonna be ticked.
TheRe is A seCret message in thIS posT.
I’m still seeing “must kill moose and squirrel”.
Lets see, my Captain Crunch decoder ring says… …
The Cake is a Lie!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
There’s no F in Secret Message
Frank, while your post would probably compile, it would not run normally due to the conflicting logic. As Ayn Rand would say, A is A, and can never be not A. Your post either contains a secret message or it does not. In this case, the secret message is that there is no secret message. Which violates Ms. Rand’s philosophy. Shame on you. Shame.
this are not the droids you’re looking for…
So… nobody else sees the picture of “all viable white male Republican candidates”?
I think Tucson Kahn has the right answer. I love it!