Can Sarah Palin win the presidency?
That’s the question as she races around in her bus tour, visiting Waffle Houses all across the nation. She also has a movie out called Undefeated that’s supposed to explain her. I hear it’s just regular audience pandering tripe, though, as it’s mainly filled with giant, incomprehensible CGI robots punching each other.
The thing is, most people have made up their minds about Palin and they’re pretty certain she’s like stupid or something. Maybe she isn’t, but there are a lot of gaffes on her part. Here’s a list of some of them, and it’s certainly not comprehensive:
SARAH PALIN GAFFES
* When she quit her governorship, she really just wanted to take a week’s vacation but filled out the wrong form.
* The title to her movie was originally spelled, “Undefeeted.”
* She keeps mispronouncing the word “America.”
* Incorrectly identified Syria as being on the planet Neptune.
* Accidentally mistook the Dalai Lama for a moose and shot him.
* Keeps putting her glasses on upside down.
* Was unable to name a newspaper, explain what a newspaper is, or even show an understanding of the individual words “news” or “paper”.
* When she met Mitt Romney, she kept interrupting him to ask if he was one of those new juggling robots.
* Has so far on her bus tour gotten her bus stuck in a McDonald’s drive thru five times.
* Went on the game show Are You Smarter then a 5th Grader and kept hitting the kids with pugil sticks thinking it was American Gladiators.
* Spent twenty minutes yelling at an iPad trying to get it to turn on.
* Holds the world record for number of times an individual has fallen down a well.
* Missed an appearance on a political talk show because she was busy arguing with a parrot.
So a lot of stuff that makes Palin look kind of stupid, but it’s also pretty arguable she’d be way more competent than Obama. So I think she has a chance if she decides to run.
You own me a new LCD, Frank.
She tried to use an Apple product? I ain’t votin’ for that crap.
I think the key to a Palin presidential victory is winning 270 or more of the electoral votes. If she does that, she’ll be able to win the election.
I can’t believe CBS News gives her new movie a thumbs up!!
Palin: Is “The Undefeated” Running for President? http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504564_162-20069135-504564.html
What is wrong with these fools?
And now Chris Wallace (son of the venerated Mike Wallace!!) at Faux News thinks she is “presidential” or something!!
Chris Wallace After Palin Interview: First Time I Ever Thought ‘This Women Is A Serious Candidate’ http://www.mediaite.com/tv/chris-wallace-after-palin-interview-first-time-i-ever-thought-this-women-is-a-serious-candidate/
and HOWARD DEAN thinks she can beat our greatest multi-racial president, EVER!!
Howard Dean warns Sarah Palin could beat Obama in 2012 http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/164765-howard-dean-warns-palin-could-beat-obama-in-2012
Is there something in the water inside the beltway?!
I’m pretty sure that falling-down-a-well record belongs to Obama. The bucket on his head has a homing device.
“Missed an appearance on a political talk show because she was busy arguing with a parrot.”
In her defense, she did think she was at the talk show because the parrot kept saying baraaack!!
* At the rally, got on the bike backwards and said, “This is the way I roll!” and fell off.
* Her voice coach quit because… he couldn’t stand her voice.
* Found an effigy of Obama under her bus and shot it in effigy, saying: “Drill here, drill now!”
* When Dean stated Palin could beat Obama, Sarah cried-out, “Yeeaaaaaaarrrrgh!!!” Everyone ran for cover.
* Might have to accept the VP nod from
McCAIN again this time.You mean Sarah Palin, who’s become even more popular while surviving the greatest vile media effort of attempted destruction we’ve seen in our lifetimes. and has destroyed the left-wing media attacks by doing all the things that we wish the current crop of elected Republicans had the guts to do. Can she beat a communist who’s destroying America before our eyes? The real question is: How could she lose?
I have to agree with Son of Bob. If Obama were treated by the mainstream liberal media the way Palin is, he would have been impeached for gross incompetence by now. I seem to recall Obama refering to a Mexican holiday as “Cinco de Quatro” and the US having 57 states.
Although I believe a dead horse could beat Obama in 2012 as it would do nothing and as such would be a vast improvement.
– Her bucket wearing skills are weak at best.
– Thinks tomatoes is spelled with three E’s.
– Has secret plan to win president election that involves bringing in cupcakes for the entire class.
– Is fuzzy on the Bush Doctrine. Is solid on the Frank Doctrine.
– Has only been to 53 states.
– Thinks Teutons are overrunning the Middle East.
– Promises to stop the Middle East from plaguing the Middle East.
– Calls herself a wise Alaskan who is the granddaughter of a “typical white woman.”
– Speaks Austrian in addition to her native tongue of Alaskan.
– Believes that the US Naval Academy is a ship.
– Would like to explain foreign policy, but needs to give a shout out to Dr. Medicine Crow first.
– Is still practicing her pronunciation of the word “corpsman.”
By the way, I hope everyone is getting their daily Obamateurism at Hotair.com. It’s kinda like the writers of history books. The media decides who gaffes and who doesn’t.
Yeah what Son of Bob and Wyrmlaf said.
Has IMAO been taken over by the DNC-LSM or something?
Hey Frank, please de-moderate my comment. It’s prolly not worth it, but I’ll feel like I’ve accomplished something of vague importance today.
Sarah’s not dumb, she’s smokin hot, she is a real principled conservative, and she has no chance to be president.
Should the press treat Dems and repubs the same. Yeah sure, but will they? Not a chance.
Is it fair that they destroyed her just because she looks a little bit like that snarky Tina Fey? Not fair at all.
Her real role is as a king maker. She should rally the tea party behind someone who can win. She can be exactly what the country needs if she is willing to be behind the scenes.
Yup, she sounds like a winner to me! Plus she doesn’t have a wiener…so there won’t be any trouble on that front! She’s my girl! Run Sarah run! Heh…Heh…Heh…Heh…he just said Wiener…
* When she quit her governorship, she really just wanted to take a week’s vacation but filled out the wrong form. – She had Piper do this for her, on Take your Daughter to Work Day.
* The title to her movie was originally spelled, “Undefeeted.” – The mistake was made by a career journalist, who is now tied to a tree as bait for a bear trap.
* She keeps mispronouncing the word “America.” – She has orgasms when she says it.
* Incorrectly identified Syria as being on the planet Neptune. – Wishful thinking.
* Accidentally mistook the Dalai Lama for a moose and shot him. – Don’t say you’ve never made a mistake like that.
* Keeps putting her glasses on upside down. – This causes the Earth’s rotation to shift off-axis, which is causing all those tornados.
* Was unable to name a newspaper, explain what a newspaper is, or even show an understanding of the individual words “news” or “paper”. – Uses actual sheepskin for written communicaitons.
* When she met Mitt Romney, she kept interrupting him to ask if he was one of those new juggling robots. – Then laughed at his hair.
* Has so far on her bus tour gotten her bus stuck in a McDonald’s drive thru five times. – That was Todd driving, and he was trying to jump the first window. He got it on the sixth try.
* Went on the game show Are You Smarter then a 5th Grader and kept hitting the kids with pugil sticks thinking it was American Gladiators. – And she won.
* Spent twenty minutes yelling at an iPad trying to get it to turn on. – It was scared. After she explained that she wasn’t mad, it opened up.
* Holds the world record for number of times an individual has fallen down a well. – And jumped back out.
* Missed an appearance on a political talk show because she was busy arguing with a parrot. – She won.
If she keeps wearing short skirts, she can win.
Did anyone eat lunch yet? Good! Now then, picture Sasquatchell in a short skirt. Bwahahahahaha. Now tell me Sarah can’t win!
The real question is: How could she lose?
Easy! 51+% of the country is on some form of welfare. The
liberalsCommunists HATE her more than they hated Bush, if that’seven possible, probably because she’s a babe and most liberals are women, even the ones that look sort of male. Just like with Bush, they can’t tell
why they hate her, other than “she’s stupid” (how ironic, they said Bush was too but don’t bother asking for an example to prove it) they are
told to hate her by SNL and therefore, they do. Throw in a whole ton of voter fraud and illegals voting multiple times and the entire media working
to make it all about her, the perfect way to make sure it’s not all about HIM. Therefore, instead of voting “for” Obama they’ll vote “against” her”!
If it wasn’t her, many Obama leeches just won’t bother, if it is, they’ll go out of their way to get off the couch and vote against her.
If she’s nominated, the country is done, period, end of story.
(the mere fact that there’s even a discussion about whether he can win pretty much shows the country is already done, 4 more years of him will
just speed up the process)
What if she promised to tweet a picture of the “girls” to everyone guy who votes for her and have Todd tweet the “little lumberjack” to every woman who votes for her if she wins?
NO_MO_BAMA,
Hate to brake it to you, but welfare recipients are usually too lazy to vote…that’s why democrats have to hire busses and pay them to vote.
I’ve decided I will support Palin if Alex P. Keaton is her running mate.
No.
She’s so stupid, she said there were 57 states. She’s so stupid, she mentioned the Austrian language. She’s so stupid, she claimed that the Americans liberated Auschwitz when in fact it was the Russians.
Oh wait.
that’s why democrats have to hire busses and pay them to vote.
Which they will, but this time the bus will be making multiple stops. And welfare IS paying them to vote, that’s why they came up with it.
The ONLY reason we have Obama is because of welfare recipients and since he’s managed to increase their numbers massively, that’s all the more of them
to vote to keep their welfare flowing. That’s on top of people who actually work for a living voting for him who say things like “he’s not like Bush, he’s smart”
Of course what they’re really saying is, he’s smart…for one of those people but as long as he’s a D and they can prove they aren’t raaaaaaaaaacist, that’s all that matters. Several of my customers are Russian Jews and when I asked one if she’s figured out he hates Jews yet, she had to finally admit it and she said QUOTE: “I’d maybe vote for Romney but never Sarah, she’s stupid” So, that’s what this country is up against. These people live in a million dollar house so they aren’t stupid themselves, they’re Jews and they’d vote for someone they KNOW doesn’t like them over her. Lets face it, if Sarah Palin was fat and ugly NOBODY would give her the time of day. IF she could get elected, of course she’d be better than Obama but so would
a coat hanger but the reality is, she CAN’T.
NO_MO, The key is not “the moderates” or how many welfare recipients the democrats pay to bus to the polls. The key is voter turnout. The only reason Republicans didn’t win in 2008 is that McCain didn’t bring out the vote. Most Republicans that voted for him had to hold their noses to do so, while a great many others just stayed home rather than vote for the “lesser of two evils.” Sarah being on the ticket was a reason many Republican voters stated as the reason that they did come out to vote. While Obama definitely increased black voter turnout, it wasn’t in the massive numbers we were told to expect. As long as Republicans show up to vote, Obama loses, and if we have a wishy-washy candidate like McCain (or Romney) again, they probably won’t.
If she runs, I’ll support her.
If she doesn’t run, I’ll support whoever she endorses.
First I was gun-ho for Gary Johnson, then Herman Cain.
I think I’ll root for Rick Santorum this week.
But I’ll always have a crush on Sarah. (sigh)
PS: This is IMAO d*mnit!
We should support her PRECISELY because she’s the one most likely to make the lib-tards heads explode!
Son of Bob, it is absolutely voter turnout. However, the Dems seem to have an ample supply of dead people voting for them, too so until the Republicans lead the Zombie Apocalypse they might lose there.
Of course Pail – In would be better than Obama. But then, so would my hamster, and he’s not even American. WHY oh WHY can’t the Republicans get their act together and find someone COOL to run. Hey Frank, how about you? Come on, great house, just need some practice with the windows and doors….
“Americans don’t need a president they can believe in, they need a president who believes in America!”
– Rick Santorum
Now That’s a good line! (But can he shoot a moose?)
I found a ground level picture of that, taken from a robot..
http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/Krayt_dragon_bones.jpg