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Why Don’t They Ever Poll Obama Versus Unspecified, Non-Generic Republicans?

According to a new poll, Obama is not doing so well against a generic Republican, losing by 5 point (44 to 39). As always, this seems like good new to Tim Pawlenty, who is about as generic as you get and has pretty much no distinguishing characteristics. So does that mean we should go with a generic Republican like him? It’s hard to say, because they never poll Obama versus an unspecified, non-generic Republican. To really get some data, they need to do some polls of Obama versus…

…a cyborg Republican.
…a kung fu master Republican.
…an Amazon warrior princess Republican.
…a half man, half bear, half pig Republican.
…a mad scientist Republican.
…a pirate Republican.
…a Republican riding a grizzly bear.
…an interdimensional alien being Republican.
…a mutant with superpowers Republican.
…a T-Rex with a human brain Republican.
…a laser gun-wielding viking from the future Republican.
…a Republican with a jaunty hat.

When we see how Obama does versus all those different type Republicans, we can then better determine what sort of Republican we need to find to easily beat Obama. Some genetic manipulation may be required. Also, we may need to purchase a hat.

What sort of Republican do you want to see Obama polled against?

Random Thoughts

When people gave a press conference to resign for tweeting pictures of their crotch, it used to be much more respectful.

If I added a long extension to a building, I’d call it “The Leg”. That way I could keep ordering the janitor to “Sweep The Leg!”

So for the teenager with a loud motorcycle across the street: Do I murder him, his parents, or both?

When you hear someone constantly revving a motorcycle that loud, it’s hard not to imagine someone filled with hatred for both God and man.