IMAO Photoshop Most Famous Hoax of Last Decade

Well, not quite, but LIFE Magazine put our Obama phone call photoshop in a list of famous faked photos next to such photos as the airbrushing of Trotsky (and they included our watermark — not on the Trotsky photo, the other one).

The photo was never supposed to fool anyone, it was just supposed to be a visual joke about Obama answering a 3am phone call. It was my idea, but Cadet Happy did the photoshop (and apparently did a really good job on editing the phone cord).

All the fake photos meant to fool people are ones we don’t put an IMAO.us watermark — and there are tons of them out there and no one has figured out they’re fakes. Justin Bieber isn’t real; he’s just a photoshop I made combining a colobus monkey and a brown mop.

Hollywood Bigotry!

New video from Crowder about Ben Shapiro’s new book Primetime Propaganda: The True Hollywood Story of How the Left Took Over Your TV and how Crowder was discriminated against by The Daily Show:

I think the reason Hollywood is so dominated by the left is that the right tend to be people who do stuff rather than people who like to pretend to be other people who actually do stuff. You can say the same thing about why the left are so attracted to politics.

More People Need to Admit They Don’t Like the Environment

I hate everyone always going on about how they “love” the environment and want to “save” it. I wish some people were just man enough to admit they don’t particularly like the environment — maybe even hate the environment. I mean, it’s filled with insects which are just awful and dominated by the color green which is few people’s favorite color. And what’s with all the squirrels? Sure, we need the environment to live (for now), but just because it’s the environment we’re stuck with doesn’t mean we have to like it. We could just tolerate it for now until we can replace everything the environment does with technology, and then it’s burn environment, burn! Take that, jungles and your giant spiders! Roast in hell, monkeys!

Maybe one day people of the future will have spaceships that can take them to countless worlds. They’ll know of so many planets that they could like destroy eight environments a day and never run out. Then they’ll look in the history books and see us all in the our time whining about how great our single environment is when the future people have seen tons of environments way better and even destroyed some of them just for fun. They’ll be so annoyed with our single environment fetish that they’ll say, “Let’s get in one of our time machines that are readily available in our present era and go back in time and assassinate their John F. Kennedy to teach them a lesson.”

Maybe that already happened! All you people going on and on about the environment killed JFK! Now shut up before we anger future people to the point that they kill Reagan!

Random Thought

Life would be quite different for me if I were capable of napping.

Apparently Red Eye is on Hulu, so there goes the last of our concerns about dropping cable. We’re putting together a little computer for Netflix, Hulu, and DVRing off an antenna. Shouldn’t have to miss anything.

Are there any programs I can join where I can help over-privileged youths?

Know what’s cute? Puppies. Know what’s not cute? Puppies worshipping Satan. I’m just kidding; that’s still cute.

Juggling Robot

Have you seen the juggling robot?


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We have machines signing bills into law. We have a machine that keeps the president from sounding like a blithering idiot. The other day, Frank J. mused that we were nearly to the point of not even needing Obama anymore.

This robot may be the final piece of the puzzle. As a juggler, it’s already doing more useful stuff than Obama does. And, it doesn’t want to raise your taxes.

Juggling Robot 2012!