lolterizt! Part 134

NOTE: Participation was extremely light this week, so small round-up. And I’m forced to wonder once again if this feature has jumped the proverbial shark. Or if it’s just that it’s summer and everyone’s out doing summery things.

Of course, the other possibility is that you guys are afraid that Obama will round you up and throw you into a Super Happy Lucky Fun Reeducation Camp of Joy if you mock his peaceful terrorists of peace.

Which would be terrible, because I’d really hate to think you guys have gone soft.

This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com

Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.

NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.



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From Kris:

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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:

From Larsinkima:

From me (Harvey):

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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:


PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.

#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.

MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.

STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.

HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.

Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.

What’s Cooler than Being an Obama Supporter?

David Axelrod said that it’s still cool to be an Obama supporter.

King of cool.

So what could be cooler than still being mindlessly devoted to Obama even after he’s proven how completely useless and incompetent he is? I don’t know; tough question. Here’s what I came up with:

THINGS COOLER THAN BEING AN OBAMA SUPPORTER

* Abe Vigoda

* The kid in class who eats glue

* Steve Urkel

* Steve Urkel impersonators (with the exception of Obama)

* People enthusiastic for new Michael Bay movies

* Hoarders

* People who have memorized every line from Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Grail

* Sparkling vampires

* LARPers

* Clamshell packaging [That was unfair. -Ed.]

* Crazy cat ladies

* Fans of The View

* Bronies

* Professional competitive Magic the Gathering players

* Your grandma

* Joe Biden

* Aquaman

* A Jimmy Carter supporter

What do you think is more cool than being an Obama supporter? Put your answer in the comments and the best one wins…

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American History Nanny State

Cities like San Francisco banning Happy Meal and trying to ban goldfish are just following the American tradition as I demonstrate in a journey through American history in my latest Pajamas Media column.

Random Thoughts

I’d vote for any Republican over Obama. I’d also vote for most Democrats over him.

Buttercup finds counting in Japanese hilarious.