NOTE: Participation was extremely light this week, so small round-up. And I’m forced to wonder once again if this feature has jumped the proverbial shark. Or if it’s just that it’s summer and everyone’s out doing summery things.
Of course, the other possibility is that you guys are afraid that Obama will round you up and throw you into a Super Happy Lucky Fun Reeducation Camp of Joy if you mock his peaceful terrorists of peace.
Which would be terrible, because I’d really hate to think you guys have gone soft.
This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From Kris:
[Viagra, not Matrix]
From Kris:
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Larsinkima:
From me (Harvey):
[reference link]
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
Sorry, Harvey, I’m not very clever.
“Russian telescope? Maybe lever open viewfinder…”
You’d be surprised what I’ll take on a slow week.
Also, there’s a chance I might be stinking drunk while I’m picking entries. Beer goggles are your friend.
I know what you mean, Harvey. My sayings are pretty…. slow. But I do like commenting them, instead, FWIW.
But don’t listen to Marko, he’s clever as hell!
Sorryz. I might be a little more productive and contribute once in a while, but a hard drive crash can thwart both the spirit and the flesh.
Don’t take our Lolterizts away!
I’m saying “no” to your “jumped the shark” question. Besides, before Fonzie jumped the shark in “Happy Days,” 88 episodes had aired. After, 161 episodes aired. So, if it has jumped the shark, you’re only around 1/3 way through the run.
Cool, I’ll quit after part 400, then.
Or after the terrorists surrender. Whichever comes first.
Hi, Frank and company:
I like the concept of the ‘Full Body Swiffer’. Especially after seeing a late night commercial for the new, full length, camouflage ‘Super Snuggie’, which would make the start of a decent urban or woodland Ghillie Suit.
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with…
Hey! I can see Palin’s House from up here.