Cities like San Francisco banning Happy Meal and trying to ban goldfish are just following the American tradition as I demonstrate in a journey through American history in my latest Pajamas Media column.
Cities like San Francisco banning Happy Meal and trying to ban goldfish are just following the American tradition as I demonstrate in a journey through American history in my latest Pajamas Media column.
Frank, I think you forgot banning plastic grocery bags in many cities.
Hey, let’s save the Planet! Ban people. We’ll start with Democrats.
Seriously, one of the few things George Carlin ever said that I agree with:
“Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet… The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are f****d!!”
You really did quite nicely on driving home the point here, Mr. J; neither too subtle, nor too blatant, and a good show of clever.
Frank, I’m sorry but I have to question on of your basic premises. How can you seriously consider San Francisco to be a real city?
Why, oh why do I read the comments at PJTV? Did you know that the Puritans had blue laws? Colonial citizens never got lung cancer? Oh the humanity! Our forebears were nothing but totalitarians in white wigs. We are freer now than ever.
‘Tis a sad, sad day. Frank J. has been completely and absolutely discredited.
Democrats have never gotten over losing the Civil War. They are trying to revive their “good old days” by enslaving us all.
Once again Frank scores!
In that vein I believe we should ban keyboards because they may give you carpal tunnel, ban writing because it makes you think, ban toilets because they make you leave your video game, ban video games because they make you obese, we should ban obesity because it makes you lazy. We should ban laziness because it shirks responsibility, we should ban responsibility because that is not done by the government.
Oh wait, don’t the marxists want you fat and lazy and dependent on the government?
As the talk show host Mike Church says, “Citizen!, you will obey your federal overlord, Citizen!”
It scares me that some of the PJTV commenters vote and drive. It truly does.
Frank’s brillaint column resemble’s my daugther’s high school history text book.
By the way, when was the last time they made a Dirty Harry movie? San Francisco has gotten so bad even Dirty Harry left.
World Health Organization (or Organisation, depending on where you ask) says: “There is compelling evidence that male circumcision reduces the risk of heterosexually acquired HIV infection in men by approximately 60%.” Good thing San Francisco has no noticeable gay male population.
All in all, I think this is the best sentence I’ve seen you write, Frank.
However, it’s important to remember that the Indians only made high-fructose maize syrup because their government incentivized its production by paying farmers wampum for corn.
Hey! Marko, I pay wampum for corn!!! Here. Every year.
Yes, those cheesy snacks are too salty and are the gateway food to becoming a carnivore. Shey should be banned!!
If America falls, who becomes the new leader of the “free” world?
Honduras?
http://209.157.64.201/focus/f-news/2458822/posts
I dono…I don’t like goldfish in my Happy Meals either. So i’m glad they banned ’em.
I was disappointed. Not in the article itself, which was good, but that it didn’t draw out quite so many of teh crazy this time.
I blame global warming. And George Bush.
Burmashave makes the classic leftist error. He asserts, “We are freer now than ever.” He confused social restrictions which are imposed on self, with political restrictions which are imposed on [nearly] everyone by someone else. For example, if you didn’t like the Puritans, you could drop your religion. Its much harder to drop all your property and move to another country.