Look at the bounty of spam comments the Great Landlord has given us!
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I
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@ Mxymaster – Stop That!
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Alright, I admit it. This one was from me. I was trying to see if I could teach myself Spanish that day, and things got a little out of control.
I was half-expecting the last one to end:
But only half. And I shan’t say which half,
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Yes, yes, spam is hilarious! Let’s have more of it. Are you insane? You are playing with fire here. Did the lightsaber thread teach you nothing? If Jimmy is any indication (and he always is), you are about to be flooded with an onslaught of people pretending to be spambots for funny’s sake.
Just think of it: almost-funny human spambots. All our anti-spam weapons will be useless. Captchas? humans do captchas in their sleep. Heuristics? just a big word. Onomatopoeia? just another big word. Membership? that might still work but is opposite my point.
OMGosh as if people’s grammar on this blog wasn’t bad enough, now we have them impersonating Russian or Chinese spambots.
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No fake spam for me today; Basil made me laugh so hard I got chest pains.
Wow, this is completely unintelligible. When did the Scots start reading IMAO?
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“Hi, my name Peggy”.
And as in uffish thought he stood, the Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
came whiffling through the tulgey wood and burbled as it came.
It seems very pretty,’ she said when she had finished it, ‘but it’s rather hard to understand!’ (You see she didn’t like to confess, even to herself, that she couldn’t make it out at all.) ‘Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don’t exactly know what they are! However, somebody killed something: that’s clear, at any rate’
– Lewis Carroll Through the Looking Glass
Dammit! Dammit Dammit. I split alee again. The pain is horrific.
Are these for real? I have headache.
SPAM…the end: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITeuaqcpckc
Are you sure these are spam comments?
I’m thinking the stroke center just installed wi-fi.
Heavy burtations everyone!
Bob, what do you mean the stroke center just got wifi, McDonalds has been advertising free wifi for months.
Gotta love Babel Fish. Translating a paragraph from English to a foreign language, then clawing it back to a more civilized tongue is a whole lot of fun.
A obtenu d’aimer Babelfish. La traduction d’un paragraphe de l’anglais à une langue étrangère, le griffant alors de nouveau à une langue plus civilisée est un tas d’amusement.
With obtained d’ to like Babelfish. The d’ translation; a paragraph of l’ English with a foreign language, then scratching it again with more civilized language is a heap d’ recreation.
Mark Twain did this with “The celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County,” except that he had to do it by hand, as internet access was hard to come by in his time. It was tres amusant.
The spam:
The spam translated from English to Afrikaans to Czech to Vietnamese to Icelandic to Portuguese to Catalan to Irish to the language of our Great Macedonian Landlord Phillip II and back to English:
I think I improved it.
That actually makes more sense, Marko.