Pawlenty? It’s not Romney. If it were Romney, the white space would be moving around all over the place while dazzling me with its perfect hair. It can’t be Cain. If it were Cain, the white space would have barked some cold hard truth at me. The fact that I’ve stopped looking at the white space is proof positive that it’s not Sarah Palin.
Seriously, guys. Y’all are overthinking this. This isn’t some clever Frank J. riddle (whatever happened to those?) … this is just me, a simple Georgia boy, writing this. Don’t think too hard. Some of you got it. But some of you are putting too much though into it.
If this Republican get the nomination, I’m voting for Obama!!!1!!!!
There isn’t one of those “this”-es that will, would, or could lead me to do that.
And the GOP had better get the “open” primaries closed or the “this Republican” that
will lead many to stay home will have a shot at being the 2012 McCain.
Is it the bad grammer or the white space? I think it’s about Romney who I shall never vote for. But nothing will ever make me vote for Obama! Nothing! A mooooooslim could strap a bomb on me and send me into the voting booth and I’m still not voting for Barry so I guess I’m going boom!
MarkoMancuso:
“Moderate”?? “Moderate”?!? We have enough problems getting conservatives agreeing on things and you want a moderate? Those moderates are what got us into this situation!
Saying you’re not voting for Mitt, “If you don’t like my principles I can get new ones” Romney or Mike “Christian Socialist” Huckabee is not the same as saying you’re voting for Obama.
I’m not a Republican, they need to earn my vote, not demand it or act like I’m an asshole for not taking whatever shit sandwich they shove down my throat.
I’m writing in Gus Hall. Better a dead commie than a live Romney.
I’m hoping it’s a poke at all those who are actually thinking of voting FOR Obama if so-and-so is nominated. I don’t care who the GOP nominee is, I may not agree with them on some things, but whoever it is, they’d be a helluva lot better than the current occupant and his administration. I can’t think of any reason why I would vote for Obama, I’d never even consider it.
Heck, I’d even vote for a big steaming pile of dog excrement before I’d vote for Barry Urkel. At least the dog excrement isn’t out actively trying to destroy the country…..
Ooh, Jeopardy! “What is something no Republican/Libertarian/Moderate/Independent/legal American citizen with more than three brain cells would say, even if a box of reptile vomit were nominated?”
I hate to bring some reality into the question but if conservatives can’t decide on ONE person to nominate and repeat the wheeling and dealing and character assignation that gave us John “why can’t we all get along” McCain, a blank white space is all we’ll have to counter O’bamalamadingdong and his traveling circus (including the bearded lady, Jojo the dog faced woman, Mesmo the Mentally challenged and the Bootylicious bi-polar pinhead.)
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. We need to stop the insanity and try ,for a change, to think about what is best for the country, the whole country, not just what’s best for my state, my community, myself.
Difficult I know but until we get there we will continue to languish here.
So on that happy note………….
Get it?
Nobody.
I get it! Cuz he’s white and featureless!
I think this Republican nominee would still do a much better job. He’d be like Coolidge.
Herman sez he ‘preciates the humor, son, but he is gonna be on you like white on rice if you vote for the communist.
nothing v. zero – I guess there really isn’t any difference between the parties.
what’s with the minimalist humor movement? Very Zen. I hate Zen.
EdthePastor:
My humor isn’t minimalist. It’s minimal. Big difference.
Pawlenty? It’s not Romney. If it were Romney, the white space would be moving around all over the place while dazzling me with its perfect hair. It can’t be Cain. If it were Cain, the white space would have barked some cold hard truth at me. The fact that I’ve stopped looking at the white space is proof positive that it’s not Sarah Palin.
Seriously, guys. Y’all are overthinking this. This isn’t some clever Frank J. riddle (whatever happened to those?) … this is just me, a simple Georgia boy, writing this. Don’t think too hard. Some of you got it. But some of you are putting too much though into it.
Go ahead, Basil, pick the Republican you love to hate!
Name names!
(I get it, btw. At least I think I do, because, I’m smart! I like being smart. And I’m strong. I like being strong.)
Basil says:
June 2nd, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Get it?
——-
Govenor Frank White???
I guess you could mean him… but he’s been dead for over 70 years.
I’m so confused.
If this Republican get the nomination, I’m voting for Obama!!!1!!!!
There isn’t one of those “this”-es that will, would, or could lead me to do that.
And the GOP had better get the “open” primaries closed or the “this Republican” that
will lead many to stay home will have a shot at being the 2012 McCain.
Ok… I got it.
I had to think about it for a minute, but I got it.
(wink) 😉
There are times when an honest fella’s just gotta say, “I have no idea what you’re talking about.” For me, this is one of those moments.
Or he could be talking about Congressman Roy Blank. Only problem is he doesn’t exist.
Is it the bad grammer or the white space? I think it’s about Romney who I shall never vote for. But nothing will ever make me vote for Obama! Nothing! A mooooooslim could strap a bomb on me and send me into the voting booth and I’m still not voting for Barry so I guess I’m going boom!
Perfect, Basil…I wish all GOPers would take this stand!!!
I’ve already got write-in candidates chosen in case certain Republican candidates whom I would never vote for receive the nomination.
Mitt Romney – Joseph Vincent Paterno
Jon Huntsman – Honey Corn Muffins
Ron Paul – Rand Paul
Newt Gingrich – Good God, Yawl
Basil or Frank, please moderate my comment. Thanks kindly.
MarkoMancuso:
“Moderate”?? “Moderate”?!? We have enough problems getting conservatives agreeing on things and you want a moderate? Those moderates are what got us into this situation!
Oh. Moderate a comment. Um. Okay. Done.
An actual picture of whiteness would have made it easier to get….but that would be racist.
I get it, Its not a white space (that would leave you voting only for Herman Cain) It is a Null space.
As in: I would vote for Obama if the republican nominee were ()
Which Republican? Mr. Strawman?
Saying you’re not voting for Mitt, “If you don’t like my principles I can get new ones” Romney or Mike “Christian Socialist” Huckabee is not the same as saying you’re voting for Obama.
I’m not a Republican, they need to earn my vote, not demand it or act like I’m an asshole for not taking whatever shit sandwich they shove down my throat.
I’m writing in Gus Hall. Better a dead commie than a live Romney.
I don’t get it!?
OOOOOOOOOOhhhhh I get it now!! he’s writing in jojo biden!!
I’m hoping it’s a poke at all those who are actually thinking of voting FOR Obama if so-and-so is nominated. I don’t care who the GOP nominee is, I may not agree with them on some things, but whoever it is, they’d be a helluva lot better than the current occupant and his administration. I can’t think of any reason why I would vote for Obama, I’d never even consider it.
Night Train:
You nailed it!
It’s Palent… zzzzzzzzzzzz
Heck, I’d even vote for a big steaming pile of dog excrement before I’d vote for Barry Urkel. At least the dog excrement isn’t out actively trying to destroy the country…..
Ooh, Jeopardy! “What is something no Republican/Libertarian/Moderate/Independent/legal American citizen with more than three brain cells would say, even if a box of reptile vomit were nominated?”
I hate to bring some reality into the question but if conservatives can’t decide on ONE person to nominate and repeat the wheeling and dealing and character assignation that gave us John “why can’t we all get along” McCain, a blank white space is all we’ll have to counter O’bamalamadingdong and his traveling circus (including the bearded lady, Jojo the dog faced woman, Mesmo the Mentally challenged and the Bootylicious bi-polar pinhead.)
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. We need to stop the insanity and try ,for a change, to think about what is best for the country, the whole country, not just what’s best for my state, my community, myself.
Difficult I know but until we get there we will continue to languish here.
So on that happy note………….
So, you’re saying there is NO Republican they could nominate who would make you vote for Obama.
JoAnn:
Yes.
I’m with Bruce – big steaming pile of dog excrement 2012!
Harvey, Bruce:
But that’s what the Democrats ran in 2008 and plan to run in 2012!
Maybe I’ll just go back to being a ‘one issue’ voter.
Now if I can only decide what that ‘one issue’ will be, I’ll be all set.
Is this one of those 3-D staring things? They never work for me, because I have a lazy eye. Thanks for reminding me of my problems, Basil.
I liked your cat more.