Why Obama Should Be Re-Elected

I’m still on vacation until tomorrow, but I have a column up at Pajamas Media. So go there, read it really slowly, and by the time you’re done it will be tomorrow and I’ll finally tell you what happened in the news (HINT: Stuff happened with the debt ceiling).

BTW, the 2nd commenter to it really got the point of the column.

36 Comments

  1. Well, sometimes a simple traffic stop turns into something much bigger, and the next thing you know you can’t make bail and they keep you much longer than you expected. Let this be a warning to you about trying to smuggle people from other countries over the border…really, it was always just a matter of time before you got caught. Personally, I think subconsciously you wanted to get caught.

  2. Well, so far, nothing’s happened with the debt ceiling. So between now and tomorrow, Frank, lot’s of ‘stuff’ will have to happen.

    The proposed “deal” is looking like a crap sandwich. We’ll have that for lunch along with a bowl of warm mayonnaise.

  3. I am agreeing the following headline will appear at some domwitted liberal blog “PJM Supports Obama 2nd Term”. Bank on it.

    Obama is about as useful as a thumbtack in a beach sandal.

  4. I was having breakfast and Obama came along and stole my toast and then dunked his dick in my cheerios, and I’m suppose to like it! I don’t! If it was Fred Thompson that did it the cheerios would be sweeter, but it was Obama so I’m not eating them!

    We have been sold down the river once again by Boner and McConnel! RINO’s need to be taken out have their horns cut off and turned into RINO powder!!! And all the talk about the Tea Party “winning”…whatever!!! The Tea Party got a nuclear wedgie and if they can’t see it, they need to go home and do something else!

  5. Remember, Obama had a dream. One where no black man or woman, no one with mixed heritage, or black, naturally curly haired people or those who wear black socks with sandals, Black Panther sympathizers, Black Francis fans, or anyone who thinks his ass is the Black Blarney Stone should ever have to worry about a job. Or need a job. Or most importantly want a job.

  6. @ussjimmycarter, Actually, Fred Thompson lost a ton of respect from me last week when he was pushing for Republicans to jump on this awful Boehner plan. Instead of voting for this nonsense, any right-thinking individual should be calling for Boehner and McConnell to immediately step down.

    And I, as a long-standing rule, prefer my Cheerios “undicked,” no matter whose it is.

  7. The second poster was either a sarcastic conservative, an attempt at sarcastic humor from some DU clown, or a RON PAUL !!111!!11 eleventy eleventy supporter. If you have ever seen the DUmmies post, you know what I mean. (They post just like the Ron Paul folks… hmmm makes one wonder)

  8. Whatever Mr. Fred Thompson does is awesomely awesome! Dunking his wiener in my cheerios would be a serious honor, if he could get his Mr. Fred Thompson massive wiener in my bowl! I would be proud to eat the cheerios and enjoy them! It’s Mr. Fred Thompson!!! What happened to you tards? Don’t you know nothin’?

  9. It’s interesting how several KEY Conservatives have supported this “deal,” Mr. Thompson included. Apparently, we’re a lot closer to total collapse than we think. Why else would they defer a fiscal judgment day until after the 2012 elections? Whatever happens, there seems to be a mentality of whatever we do, “keep it going”… “don’t let the economy collapse (the 2 Trillion of the deal will go into the economy to make it appear there’s a non-negative GDP, along with $10 sugar and bread prices, etc.),” “don’t rock the boat – not now!,” “we can get through this if we don’t panic”… “what’s another 2 Trillion, eh?!… it’s not real money anyway.”

    Let it go guys. The real deal is, there will be a fiscal armageddon. The only question is when…

    I think I’ll harvest some 5″ Yukon Gold potatoes right now. They’re staring back at me.

  10. Of course, Obama keeps suing states. First Arizona, now Alabama. That should be a tad awkward come campaigning for re-election, ey?
    Barack Obama for President: Because he’ll at least use lube if your state votes him in.

  11. Hippie Punchomatic 5000:

    1. Go to http: / /wordpress . com and set up an account with the name you want to use.

    2. Go to http://en.gravatar.com/ and set-up an account there also with the name you want to use.

    3. Upload your choice(s) of avatar images (shrunk photo’s, art, etc.) and select which one is current. 64 x 64 pixels always works well for this.

    Notes:
    a. If the name is the one you’re already using at IMAO, you won’t get moderated the first time!
    b. If you change your avatar, you’ll have to clear your browser’s cache in order to see it. That’s true of everyone’s avatar. You won’t see their changes unless you clear your cache. I set my cache to clear on exit.

  12. FAILURE. THE FIRST AND LAST LETTERS ARE “FE.” FE IS THE SYMBOL FOR IRON. IRON IS AN ELEMENT. IRONY IS AN ELEMENT OF WRITING. IRONY IS WRITING IS SOMETHING I CANNOT DETECT. WHICH GETS US BACK TO “FAILURE.”

  13. CarolynthePregnant…oh sure…blame good ole’ ussjimmycarter because you have morning sickness!!! I suppose when you have one of those “moods” that women get that men don’t when you turn into like total monsters you walk around the house using my name in vain!

  14. Detailed, nearly impossible to follow instructions to follow for temporary enlargement of fonts in Firefox: Figure out a way to hold down the Ctrl key. Then get some genius type computer expert to hold down the + or – keys.

  15. The final debt deal, as it turns out has Obama, Harry Reid and John Boehner dipping their dicks in my cheerios and then wiping them on my curtains and telling me I should love the whole thing. I don’t, very much so! I don’t a lot!

  16. Yeah, but Dohtimes, you have to be able to SEE the keyboard! Years ago (I built my first computer in 1978) the Control Key was in a different place – where the Caps Lock key is now. That was back in the good ‘ol “WordStar” days where Control was held down as an arrow key initiator with s, d, e, c keys, etc. I still miss that functionality with my left hand.

    Boy, this was off topic, huh.

    Nice article, Frank. I think you could write another one on why we should have no debt limit and just borrow until everyone is rich, broke, or dead.

  17. Ussjimmy, that was Carolynp who was talking about dumping cheerios. I don’t know who this Carolynp is, but I was here first and she needs a new name. It’s confusing the other minions.

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