* So Rick Perry is thinking of skipping debates. That’s an okay strategy for someone who is well ahead, but kind of a confusing idea for someone who is becoming a footnote in the polls. Yeah, polls haven’t exactly been good for him because he has kind of come off as sleepy and incoherent, but how else is he supposed to get attention? Shoot more coyotes?
Hmm… that might work…
* In a new Democrat ploy, they’re trying to label the Congress the “Republican Congress”, hoping they can stick all the unpopularity onto the Republicans and maybe obfuscate who actually holds a majority in the Senate. Now if only they could somehow confuse people thinking that Obama is a Republican, then the GOP would be doomed.
* Surprise, surprise: Despite Obama’s pledge not to take money from lobbyists, he gets millions from them. People thought Obama was a new kind of politician, but it ends up he was just an old kind of politician who was particularly inexperienced and inept.
“Wow, this guy sure has a new way of doing things.”
“Yeah, that’s because HE HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE’S DOING!”
* The British monarchy will no longer be sexist, as the order of succession will now be gender neutral. So they modernized the monarchy. Isn’t that a bit like putting a touch screen interface on a rotary phone? Sure, you modernized a piece of it, but the thing as a whole is pretty drastically outdated.
* New Crowder video: #OccupyRacism
The left accused the Tea Party of lots of horrible things because those were all the things they knew they’d do if they ran a protest.
Also, here is a member of the 1% confronting OWS:
Hot Air has even more video of him trying to reason with the hippies.
* Wisdom of the Day: “Does anyone know how to tactfully tell a 7-year-old he’s picked a non-canon colored lightsaber to go with his Luke costume?” –John Moltz
* John Hawkins has an article on how to speak to a liberal at the Huffington Post of all places. In it, he defines what different words mean to liberals to make it easier to understand them.
Compassion: Feeling good about yourself for wanting to give away money you didn’t earn to people you hope will vote for your side.
Interestingly, it’s similar to an article TV’s Andy Levy wrote for a college newspaper all the way back in 1987. Maybe that could lead to a spin off from Red Eye: “The Young Andy Levy Chronicles”. We’ll follow Andy Levy on his journey from young idealist to sarcastic crank… or maybe from young sarcastic crank to older sarcastic crank.
Coyotes? Who cares? I’d be more impressed by groundhog hunting. In the Poconos of my glorious Pennsylvania, a hunter killed a world record black bear. Now that’s impressive.
If Rick Perry wants me to consider voting for him, he needs to kill, skin, gut, and cook a rattlesnake on live television.
I have no compassion? Who knew? So now if they have a girl and then a boy the girl get’s to be queen and boy get’s the shaft in England? I’m thinkin’ my little sister might not make it to her 18th birthday! Or, I’d make sure she was such a raving drug addled hippie dating like Hell’s Angles and such that they would have to make me King. Muwhahahahah! I’m KING!!! Think about THAT! I’d immediately eliminate Parlement and have all those losers thrown into the Hole of Doom…Muwhahahahahah!!! Then I’d like have every good looking wench in the land line up to service me…a different wench for every night…Muwhahahahaha…then I’d like declare war on France, that would take about a week, then I’d be KING of England and France…Muwhahahahaha…then I’d nuke Germany just for the hell of it!!! So much fun to be had and so little time!!!
“Isn’t that a bit like putting a touch screen interface on a rotary phone?”?
Or mud flaps on a Cadillac?
Someone once told me there’s absolutely nothing wrong with mud flaps on a Cadillac. But I figure that if I own a Cadillac, why am I worrying about mud?
@Marko: A Link my friend. That bear was a load. I worked several summers near there and can attest — by virtue of an encounter with a bear while trying to walk a trail on a pitch black night — that them thar hills are alive with b’ar.
@ussjimmycarter: There’s at least one minor flaw with your plan for world domination. The royals are German, so nuking Germany would be considered a faux pas. The formerly Saxe-Coberg-Gotha changed their name to Windsor in the convenient year of 1917.
So, if WWI had never happened, men would be tieing our ties with Saxe-Coberg-Gotha knots.
By the bye, whichever male/female/corgi gets to be king/queen/pope of England, we can be assured of one thing. Fenceposts everywhere will be safe from intelligence challenges from the monarch.
“So Rick Perry is thinking of skipping debates. That’s an okay strategy for someone who is well ahead, but kind of a confusing idea for someone who is becoming a footnote in the polls.”
Apparently, Perry has never heard the phrase “Out of sight, out of mind.”
Of course as governor of Texas, Perry should be encouraging ever person in Texas to shoot coyotes, they are the ones smuggling illegals into this country.
From the liberal speak article: “Unfair attack: They quoted me.” My teenaged daughter unfairly attacks me in this manner all the time. She can’t remember when she has been assigned homework, but she remembers every word I have ever uttered that is or might be construed as contradictory to whatever position I am now taking that she doesn’t like. Selective brilliance.
Ok, then I’d like nuke Romania, those pricks have really been getting on my nerves! And as King of England and France that makes me King of Canada, so I might just send the troops south and take over you punks in the US! Whar are you going to do about it? Sit around Wall Street and bang drums! muwahahahahahahah!
So how do you explain Ron Paul who is both in sight and out of his mind?
Yep, looks like we got fooled again. Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss………Pete Townshend
Jimmy, you can put flaps on a Cadillac as long as you put those spring things on so you can park by ear!
Gotta have the curb feelers so you don’t scrape up the fat whitewall and baby moons.
@DamnCat,
There’s really only one way to explain Ron Paul: RON PAUL!!!!11!1!!!!!!!!
Ah, ha! It all makes sense now!
Gotta love her reaction when asked how many people she employs….total silence and a sh*t eating grin. All she really knows is what her neighborhood organizer told her…Bush tax cuts must be gotten rid of immediately, immediately!
A NEW ENTRANT TO GOP RACE!
So, what’s with some poll showing Romney winning the New Hampshire primary? Must be because of Massachusetts liberals who moved up there.
So much or the Live Free Or Die state.
From now on, it’ll be the Live Enslaved and Die With Obamacare state.
Hey, DamnCat, you broke IMAO with BOLD permanently turned on!!!
Lemme put that to good use:
CAIN! CAIN! CAIN! CAIN! CAIN!
I finally understand why the OWS group is so unfocused. They have confused ‘dissent’ with ‘de scent’
Well they’ll never be confused with “decent”, that’s for sure.
@zzyzx: what I want to know is, why did only bushes get tax cuts? I pay a ton in taxes and I would love a cut. And why do hippies hate bushes? They always seem to be behind them doing something illegal or immoral.
And another thing! Why is it only england that get a king or queen? Why we have been subjugated for the better part of 100 years, when do we get a king? Not like this jerkooff in the White House now, but a real king like Conan! Dagnabbit I want to be Ceasar! I want the king to kneal to me and pay homage! — jojo biden
But the are in the State of Descent.
ba da ding.
The new law also permits the royals to marry Roman Catholics. Blacks and Jews are, of course, still right out.
Jimmy:
The extra <b> tag has now been removed. Sorry.
I thought user tags in comments had no effect on page tags. Something spooky goin’ on here. 😉
Speaking of tags, there was a period of time with the new IMAO (WordPress) when we could create a link to an image on the net and it would show up in the comment. Cadet Happy used it for a while. Was that taken out? (I suppose I could try it but I don’t have any pictures to link at flickersnicker . com (or whatever.)
Jimmy:
Let’s find out.
Yep. It works.
🙂
Cool.
Well plentyobailouts we’re getting close to having a king what with Obama wanting to rule by decree/edict because congress won’t toady up to him and pass all his stupidity.
Final score:
St. Louis 😀
Texas: 🙁
You people think I’m kidding! I’m taking over! I’m going to be the King of the United States! My first order shall be to institute a class system. The 99% shall kneel before the 1% as they pass them by. How will they know? I shall endow them (for cash money to the King) with a special 1%er hat that will identify them for special treatment. Free free free! The 99% shall pay their fair share by giving free service to the 1%. A 1%er may take unto himself any wench in the land that he desires, married or single. If married, he shall pay the wenches husband a farling…which won’t be worth anything but tough! Then we shall get on to dividing the country up into servdoms and nobles and stuff! Whoever has the dough will be in the show will be my motto! My people shall love and cherish me…or I will throw them into the pit of doom which I will make all current congressman dig…before i throw them into it!!! Oh, and we will be bringing back powdered wigs! They rock!
Thanks for posting the MRC video. At “I’m employing 150 people. Why aren’t you? Why aren’t you doing your fair share?” I spontaneously stood up and applauded my computer – then realized I was being weird and sat down. But still.
“I’m Rick Perry, and I approve of shooting coyotes!”
yeah, that might work.