If free contraception is that important to you, make a free contraception charity. Freedom!
Han comes off worse in the special edition because Greedo seems so hapless when he misses by a mile at close range.
If you aren’t sure whether Kim Jong Un is dead, just shoot him again.
First draft of my new political humor book is done! Probably funniest book ever.
My big goal is still to get a novel published. I have a finished one SarahK is helping get ready for submitting. I’m also working on a new one. Despite full time job, blogging, columns, and political humor book writing, I write on it each day. Always keep moving forward.
I don’t know how medieval peasants survived without being able to deposit checks through their smartphones.
Democrats are banking on that people prefer free stuff to freedom.
I hate how physical books curve the page towards the inside seam making the edges hard to read. How did I ever deal with these things?
We spent seven years hearing Ben Franklin’s quote that “They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” Unless the safety we want is safety from having to pay for an IUD — then it’s fine to give up all our liberty!
Democrats are too stupid to be allowed out of the house.
Freee birth control and free infantacide pills. How did BHO negoiate that? In the land of unicorns and fairies the drug cimpanies give that stuff out when you go trick ir treating. I may actually go back to cussing.
If free contraception is that important to you, make a free contraception charity. Freedom!
This just doesn’t satisfy the preternatural liberal lust for other people’s money.
Unfortunately, in this day and age, there are a great many Americans who would gladly give up their freedom for free stuff. The Democrats are well aware of this and indeed are counting on it to get themselves re-elected this November. Sadly I think it’s going to work out well for them.
OK, so traditional books have their drawbacks. But do you have any idea how expensive it is to stack enough Kindles under my Laz-E-Boy chair to keep it from leaning back too far? And that sound of crunching glass is just sick.
FrankJ:
What about Rick? Why won’t you support him? You can’t say it is because he has no chance at all — I hear he is leading in Michigan, Romney’s home state!
Why are you so unwilling to endorse a REAL conservative for president? Or at least the most consistent, conservative Republican still in the race?
Are there policies of his you do not like? Or, is it that you are afraid that your party will nominate a REAL conservative, and then watch him get whipped as America instead votes for the incompetent Marxist Muslim that is our current president?
Best Regards,
Monkey Faced Liberal
P.S. Universal Health Care. Gays able to serve openly in the Military. Bin Laden dead. The U.S. car industry alive and thriving. Extended benefits to same-sex partners of federal employees. Issued executive order to repeal Bush era restrictions on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research. I could go on and on. It is morning in America! Four More Years!
Maybe Frankj is just not a morning person.
MFL: Bla, bla, bla, bla bla.
My pseudo random thought about Romney’s electability goes something like this:
Romney has the most cash and has been running since the beginning of nomination campaign in 132 AD. Since then, his level of support has remained roughly the same. Ergo, he is the most electable candidate if the presidential campaign runs the 2-3 centuries he needs to seal the deal.
“I don’t know how medieval peasants survived without being able to deposit checks through their smartphones.”
That was long ago before modern technology. They most likely did it by fax.
@1 Mxymaster: “Democrats are too stupid to be allowed out of the house.”
Correction..Democrats are too stupid to be allowed IN the house, or the senate, and especially too stupid to be allowed in that big white house we all own !!
If the contraceptives are really free, then the manufacturers are slaves. Somehow, I doubt that that’s happening. The way these “freebies” usually work is WE TAXPAYERS FOOT THE BILL!!! Anybody else tired of it yet?
Nope. Telex.
You forgot to add playing video games to that list.
And on a completely unrelated note, does anyone here read any comments by the Monkey Faced Liberal? Whenever I see that name and a wall of text, I just skip it and read the next comment on down. I’ve been pleased to see that no one appears to be taking the bait and responding to that inconsequential troll, but I wonder if that’s because everyone else is like me and doesn’t even read his comments.
Ernie Loco,
I’ll read the first half of his opening sentence. The guy really needs to go on Twitter and learn to be pithy.
“The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all.”
― G.K. Chesterton