“‘You want to call it Obamacare – that’s okay, because I do care,’ Obama said.”
“‘I’m convinced at the end of the decade, the Republicans are going to regret turning this [into] ‘Obamacare,'” Plouffe said.'”
“The White House urged supporters of the law to tweet why they backed it with the hashtag ‘#ilikeobamacare.'”
Ya know, if I were the mischievous type who took some sort of twisted delight in mocking the gravely serious social commentary of my liberal betters, I might be tempted to post a few things on Twitter, like:
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* Because it answers the question “can Nancy Pelosi make a gavel so big that she herself can’t lift it?” (the answer is no) #ilikeobamacare
* 4 years of high school, 4 years of college, 4 years of parents’ basement #ilikeobamacare
* The wait at my doctor’s office will finally be long enough for me to finish reading Atlas Shrugged #ilikeobamacare
* #ilikeobamacare – but I’m not IN like with it
* Because it creates good, high-paying, American jobs, like “death-panelist” #ilikeobamacare
* #ilikeobamacare because nobody will know what’s in it until it gets fully implemented. It’s like the Schrödinger’s Cat of legislation #ilikeScience!
* A super-secure government database with everyone’s private medical information? Challenge accepted #ilikeobamacare
* Combining the efficiency of the Post Office and the customer service of the DMV, it’ll be like the perfect Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup of government programs #ilikeobamacare
* If you have a pre-existing condition of being the First Lady, your weekend ski-trips to Vail will now be covered #ilikeobamacare
* There may still be a co-pay for your family’s Spring Break trips to Oaxaca, but that can be waived if you have the story pulled from the news wires #ilikeobamacare
* I own a small business that rents lab-coats for Presidential photo-ops. Ka-CHING! #ilikeobamacare
* #ilikeobamacare @benandjerrys – New ice cream flavor – #ilickobamacare
* @DickCheney – free heart transplant! BOO-YAH! It’s lawyer-face season again! #ilikeobamacare
* Saves you that long hike up the cliff to push wheelchair-granny off it #ilikeobamacare
* @ElenaKagan – resume enhancer! Um… that I swear I didn’t actually work on #ilikeobamacare
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By the way, Obama, I’m suing you for plagiarizing my iPad app #iLikeobamacare
* As a big insurance company, it’s great when the government forces the entire country to buy your product! #ilikeobamacare
* Hey, this way I can get free health insurance without even getting a job! #ilikeobamacare
I am able to download, read, and comment on the book, “The Greatest President in the History of Everything…”, while on hold with an emergency responder. “ilikeobamacare.
#ilikeobamacare because nobody will know what’s in it until it gets fully implemented. It’s like the Schrödinger’s Cat of legislation #ilikeScience!
Excellent. I plan to use it. I will attribute it, Harvey.
* It’s the health plan you’d create for yourself if you were an army of lobbyists.
* You could do worse.
* Admit it. You’d make all Americans buy your product if you could.
I want to make a video game where you’re a hospital patient trying to escape to some decent care while fighting off roving death panels #ilikeobamacare
I am unworthy of adding to this post. Thanks for making me choke on my lunch Harvey!
Does Obamacare cover the Heimlich Maneuver needed from laughing induced choking?
“Death-panelist” sounds like a cool Sci-Fi-y kinda job I could do but I can’t decide whether us Death-Panelists should be a bunch of emotionless men in white lab coats in an enormous white room or if we will all be wearing animal skins and Viking helmets sitting next to a Thunderdome!