[High Praise! to Jimmy]
It’s not often you find an entire site full of delights, but After Math is one.
Jimmy recommends this pic (sadly, no permalink yet, but it’s March 20th):
Go ahead and debate whether it would be racist to nuke it.
I also really liked this one.
Feel free to browse the archives.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
This week, That One. Next week, terrorists. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
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My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
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This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Or, if your caption would work better without that one guy looking down:
I say Kris for knowing the term for an adult insect.
What say you?
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolbama! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
* Congratulations to Obama! He’s now increased the debt more in three years than George W. Bush did his entire eight year presidency. But all that spending was worth it because just look at the great results!
So what exactly is the argument that Obama isn’t a hugely incompetent failure? So far it’s “Look! Over there! A war on women!”
* In a recent poll, two-thirds want the individual mandate in Obamacare to be scrapped. Freedom is pretty popular in this country; who knew? It’s certainly must have taken Obama by surprise. “People don’t want the government to force people to do stuff? Then why’d they even elect me?”
* Biden said something, which is always entertaining. Speaking of Obama deciding to go after Osama bin Laden, Biden said, “You can go back 500 years. You cannot find a more audacious plan.” Yeah, they thought bin Laden was there, so they went in and got him. Pretty audacious. Perhaps most audacious thing ever. And all because of Obama. When he was told they thought they knew where Osama was, they asked Obama, “So should we go get him?” Obama could have answered “No” or “Maybe”, but instead, he went with, “Yes.”
Audacious.
Of course, this is common boasting. At the same fundraiser, Biden said, “During my vice presidency, I swear I’ve eaten more Cheetos than ANYONE EVER HAS IN 500 YEARS!”
* Video has surfaced of Eric Holder saying that they need to “brainwash” people to be anti-gun. Have liberals ever succeeded in brainwashing anyone other than themselves, though? They repeat something enough times, they convince themselves it’s a great idea and everyone supports it, but they seem to have a lot of trouble with the rest of the country such as with Obamacare.
And with Occupy Wall Street, regular washing would be much more effective.
* As gas prices continue to rise, I think I’ve figured out Obama’s energy plan:
PHASE 1: Keep Americans from drilling for more oil.
PHASE 2: Wish really hard.
PHASE 3: Green energy!
BTW, the wishing really hard costs billions of dollars and sometimes sets houses on fire.
* While at the University of Chicago, Romney said, “I don’t see how a young American can vote for a Democrat.” His point was how the Democrats just keep leaving young people more and more debt to pay. It’s a pretty good point; if Obama gets a second term, how many more trillions will be left for the nation’s youth to deal with? Of course, young people vote overwhelming for the Democrats. Why? Because they’re stupid. Ah, stupid people, the backbone of the Democratic Party. The only advantage Republicans have is that stupid people are also often lazy and thus don’t get out to vote.
* Here’s Crowder with a great video on Mixed Martial Arts, unions, New York State, and freedom:
Maybe to solve this, we just need to punch more hippies. Now, does the MMA know anyone good at punching…
* Wisdom of the Day from Fred Thompson:
Carney to reporters: hope you watch new movie about Obama 1st term “many times.” They might. Look at “Titanic” box office numbers.
* The average teen is said to send and receive sixty text messages a day. When did communication devolve into this? We used to be able to talk with actual voice to people at a distance, but now all teens want to do is send short messages. I’m going to try and bring back the telegraph and market it to teens; it seems like the next logical step.
I don’t get the Prius Game of Life ad that appears to be making fun of the sort of people who would buy a Prius.
Prediction: The Denver Broncos will have a bad season and be hit by seven plagues.
In the Hunger Games, Katniss is a very strong female protagonist forced to overcome having to pay for her own contraception.
What was the logic behind the Biden VP pick? “He’s been in the Senate forever; he must know something.”
There exists no one so dumb they couldn’t be a mediocre Senator.
The crux of a Senator is voting yes or no. If you’re not sure, your party will tell you what to do. You could LITERALLY have a dog do it.
You tell me someone has been a Senator for 30 years, I wouldn’t take it as proof that person is competent enough to tie his own shoes.
The reason so many of the liberals’ arguments are so awful is that they operate under the false assumption that other people are dumber than them. “This wouldn’t quite fool me, but if I were someone who found NASCAR entertaining, I bet it would be pretty compelling.”
Obama voted “present” so many times because he thought that meant someone would give him a present. It never happened. It made him cynical.
They should have Biden stop speaking at political events so he can better spend his time coming up with a cure for cancer.
Just wanted to thank TravelWise42 of Wise Up! for getting Powerline to link an IMAO post.
I’d really like to encourage this sort of loose-cannon, rogue-cop-who-plays-by-his-own-rules behavior, and High Praise! somehow doesn’t seem to cover it.
Maybe this super-awesome pimp hat:
