Link of the Day

[High Praise! to Veeshir of DoublePlusUndead]

Color my mind boggled by this [CAUTION adult language at link]:

Veeshir got this from Obama For America’s [aka the official Obama 2012 campaign’s] Tumblr page

Which site also boggles by the fact that it contains some of the most egregious pro-Obama propaganda you will ever see in your life. I promise you will not believe your eyes, or the fact that they are serious.

But they are.

Looking at that stuff just made my brain make that cliched sound effect of a needle being dragged across a record followed by stunned silence.

Anyway, in the same post, Veeshir also has a picture he found at Weasel Times of the above poster… modified… to be more accurate.

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Pelosi Missed a Few

Queen Botoxia had this to say on the 2nd anniversary of Obamacare:

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Wednesday evening that the 2010 healthcare law, which prompted complaints from conservatives that Democrats far exceeded their constitutional authority, actually helps people meet the goal outlined in the Declaration of Independence, which promotes mankind’s rights to “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.”

Speaking on the House floor, Pelosi called on her colleagues to remember “what our founders put forth in our founding documents, which is life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. And that is exactly what the Affordable Care Act helps to guarantee.”

Well, Nance, as long as we’re plucking random phrases from the D of I and hotgluing them to Obamacare, here’s a few more choice nuggets from the document you so obviously revere that might be more appropriately attached to this President and his sundry legislations:
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“Life is death! Liberty is oppression! Happiness is misery!”

* whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it

* a long train of abuses and usurpations

* a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism

* repeated injuries and usurpations

* the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States

* refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

* forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance

* utterly neglected to attend

* the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures

* his invasions on the rights of the people

* exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without

* obstructed the Administration of Justice

* sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance

* subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution

* abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments

* works of death, desolation, and tyranny

* Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation

* excited domestic insurrections amongst us

* Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury

* deaf to the voice of justice

* A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
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Huh…

I guess Nancy was right about the Declaration of Independence applying, just not which parts.

Nuke the News: Obama Preferable to Romney?

* Has Rick Santorum gone off the deep end? He’s sort of suggested that Obama is preferable to Romney:

“You win by giving people the opportunity to see a different vision for our country, not someone who’s just going to be a little different than the person in there. If you’re going to be a little different, we might as well stay with what we have instead of taking a risk with what may be the Etch-A-Sketch candidate of the future.”

I blame the Etch-A-Sketch. It’s just ruining campaigns left and right. Maybe it’s made with lead or something.

Anyway, trying to ride the Etch-A-Sketch to victory is about the only option left for Santorum and Newt, but let’s be realistic about our chances here and not say things we can’t take back. We can already see the ads if Romney is the nominee: “Santorum says votes for Obama!” Of course, considering how freaked out some Dems are about Santorum, maybe that will scare them into staying home.

Ooh, this could all be some Rovian strategy. He’s still out there, you know, and plotting. And I bet he owns stock in Etch-A-Sketch.

* Don’t worry about oil prices, because Obama is riding to the rescue with… half a pipeline. Yes, Obama is fast-tracking part of the Keystone pipeline… even though it didn’t really need this approval. And what can you do with a partial pipeline? Absolutely nothing. But that’s Obama’s genius compromise between the vast majority who wants the Keystone pipeline and the fringe minority environmentalist against it: a useless half pipeline. From our useless half-man president. Of course, that leads to the perfect Halloween costume for Obama: half a horse costume. You know which half.

* You know that half billion lost on Solyndra? Obama wants to assure us it was not his program “per se”. Despite him appearing with Solyndra and championing them, he’s trying to claim he wasn’t involved in that giant waste of our money, putting blame on Congress… I guess for stupidly listening to Obama and approving money going to Solyndra. Anyway, there’s Obama’s energy plan: a half-billion in a defunct solar panel maker plus half an oil pipeline. Throw in some broken windmills and maybe part of a track for a high speed train and we’re…

So is there some way I can invest and make money off of the skyrocketing price of oil?

* Joe Biden is going to Florida to start scaring seniors about Medicare, because what other argument do they have left for the Obama presidency. This could work out well, though, because maybe when when Biden is seen wandering around some nursing home doing his usual incoherent babbling, they’ll just keep him there.

* Wisdom of the Day from PoliticalMath:

I can’t wait for the HBO John Edwards movie. Suggested title: “Dame Change”

Random Thoughts

A good response if someone calls Romney an Etch-a-Sketch is to say, “No, I’m a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robot!” and then start punching people.

Romney doesn’t seem that tough, but I bet his robot punch would hurt.

I’ve established Buttercup can say the syllable “ter”, but she still mocks me by saying water as “wa-wa.”

Linked by I Own the World!

Guess IMAO’s movin’ on up. I Own the World threw us a link.

This is pretty cool, since IOtW is one of those sites that I keep seing getting hat tips everywhere.

It’s also home to quotable quotes such as:

Wind and other alternate energy is essentially no more than a rounding error.

and, on a Bloomberg Businessweek story about McDonald’s new CEO (which article was accompanied by a photo):

I like how they couldn’t just say the new McManager’s name without mentioning he’s black. As if we were going to mistake him for the janitor or the guy working the fryers.

Some first-class snark right there.