A good response if someone calls Romney an Etch-a-Sketch is to say, “No, I’m a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robot!” and then start punching people.
Romney doesn’t seem that tough, but I bet his robot punch would hurt.
I’ve established Buttercup can say the syllable “ter”, but she still mocks me by saying water as “wa-wa.”
That’s what political campaigns need. Less yakkin’ and more smackin’.
Teach Buttercup to say P”ter”anadon. It will help with her pronunciation and open a dialogue concerning the need for rocket launchers on flying dinosaurs.
I bet toy companies are thinking of campaign slogans to pass on to politicians to boost sales. Hungry Hungry Hippos has been in a quandary for decades.
Mitt Romney is a robot. I think you’ve just blown his cover. Brace yourself for the anti-Frank J attack ads and robocalls!
“No, I’m a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em
Robotoh shucks I changed my mind nice guy!”“No, I like to fire people.”
“No, I am not a crook.”
“No, I like dogs on top of cars.”
“No, I am for a woman’s right to choose in some states as long as she votes for me.”
Hollywood has been on a kick lately making movies based on childhood games. There’s been one based on Battleship, one based on Rock em Sock em Robots, and an upcoming one based on Candyland. (Probably a couple others I’m forgetting too.)
I want to see the moive based on Hungry Hungry Hippos. I mean, that premise is no more stupid than a moive based on Battleship.
It’d either be a superhero movie or a horror movie, I’m not sure which. And no, I wouldn’t actually pay money to go see it; I just want to have even more reasons to mock Hollywood.
The Hungry Hungry Hippos Movie?
Robot Chicken’s got ya covered:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6WCZ3cZ27U
Also, Chutes & Ladders
Oh, and Slip N’ Slide
I’m waiting for Romney’s people to come out and do real damage control. “Obviously, we didn’t mean to say he’s like an Etch-A-Sketch. He’s really more like Play-Doh. He’ll mold himself into whatever potential voters appear to want him to be at that moment – however, rest assured, at the end of the election he’ll still be our colorful, loveable, fairly useless blob of artificial clay.
Hey! I resemble a hungry hungry hippo! Tell rumnay to get his own gig! Maybe the Etch-a-Sketch or something!
I blame the Ohio Art Company.
Mitt can’t be a robot. First law of robotics is “do no harm…”
Ahhh, the mocking from the daughter has started. Wait till she hits 13 – you’ll love teenage mocking.
I hope she can say her c’s and k’s. My granddaughters loves kitties and kisses but she uses a t for the first word and a p for the second. Hugs and ………….you get the idea. It’s funny but we sure hope she gets over it soon.
As for the etch a sketch, I really liked mine. It has an automatic do over. Kind of wish life had one of those too. Maybe the last 12 years would have turned out differently for a lot of folks.
RANDOM THOUGHT:
It took years for black “leaders” to finally find a case where they thought a white guy attacked a black guy so that they could prove that white people attack black people every day…and, they were still wrong.
Meanwhile, this happens all the time:
http://www.bangstyle.com/2012/03/boy-13-set-on-fire/
Hey, I have a silly question – if Al Sharpton is all up in arms about a semi-white guy shooting a black guy, what about all those black guys in Chicago that get shot by other other-than-white guys? There have been more than one black dude in Chicago shot this year, right? But one black dude shot in Florida is a huge problem?