[High Praise! to Ed the Pastor]
Inbred Cat:
is now the star of his very own 4-panel comic at SooperMexican.
Ed only sent me a link to one of the comics, but the effect is better if you read all three.
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
NOTE: Just want to thank those who include reference links with their submissions. As full of trivia as my brain is, I don’t always get all of them, plus it saves me a lot of time poking around Google & YouTube.
This week terrorists, next week That One. Submit for either at lolterizt@gmail.com
Meanwhile, pass ’em around, spread the love, and if you make your own, don’t be shy about dropping a link to your pics in the comments. The more, the merrier.
NOTE TO READERS: Hovering your mouse over the picture activates closed captioning for the l33t-speak/txtmsg impaired.
From Kris:
From Kris:
[reference link]
From Larsinkima:
My favorites from the submissions using last edition’s uncaptioned picture:
From Arik:
From Arik:
[reference link (probably don’t need the link, but I don’t want you thinking he meant the Blondie song]
From Arik:
[reference link]
From Arik:
[Not sure which way he was going with this, but both kinda work: ref 1,ref 2]
From Arik:
[reference link]
From Arik:
From Charon:
[reference link]
From CrustyB:
[reference link]
From James:
From Les:
[reference link]
From Les:
From Mxymaster:
[reference link]
This week’s uncaptioned picture for you to play with:
Charon for finding the one internet meme I missed.
Honorable mention to CrustyB for the movie that I assume that only he and I saw.
Wish I had a “best use of fonts” award for Les’s Mahmud Tahir Mahir
What say you?
PRODUCTION NOTES:
#1: When creating lolterizt! pictures, please caption with either black or white text, as colors like red and yellow tend to blur badly when I compress the images.
#2: Standard image size for these posts is 350px wide by whatever high. If you can have your images 350px wide before you caption them, I won’t end up shrinking your captions into illegibility when I re-size the images.
MAKE YOUR OWN: The free lolbuilder from I Can Has Cheezburger.
STYLE NOTE: Short captions are usually better. Your goal is 10 words or less, with humor value tending to increase exponentially as the number of words approaches 1.
HAT TIP: Brian of Snapped Shot‘s magnificent EvilFeed – the world’s best source for ripe-for-captioning terrorist photos.
Send your submissions to lolterizt@gmail.com and – if they aren’t obscene (IMAO is a PG-13 site) and don’t suck too terribly bad – I’ll post them for you. Remember to include your name (and blog URL, if applicable) so I know who to thank.
No surprise, the mainstream media is studiously avoiding substantive discussion of Obama’s buddy-buddiness with radical racist and apocalyptically horrid science fiction author Derrick Bell.
But, like all of you, I watched the video of Obama & Bell at the Harvard protest in 1991.
And, like you, I was really shocked by some of the footage. Here’s what surprised me most:
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* Kanye West interrupting Obama’s introduction of Bell.
* Obama’s courageous recovery after his teleprompter lost power.
* Opening act: the Amazing Lew Zealand and his Boomerang Fish!
* The whole “2 men enter, 1 man leaves” thing.
* When Barack completely spaced on the third federal government agency he’d eliminate as President.
* The cat juggling. I mean, was that REALLY necessary?
* Obama droning on and on about how contraceptives are too expensive.
* Bell’s comments about the size of Michelle’s ass. SOOOOOO racist!
* Driving up in an electric car was an interesting touch.
* I simply couldn’t believe Obama was wearing a “Nuke the Moon” T-shirt. I can only assume Frank’s been lying about his age this whole time.
* By the way, has anyone ever seen Frank J. & Barack together in the same room?
* At the end, it’s revealed that Bell is just a figment of Barack’s imagination, and it was really Obama who set up the Harvard campus Fight Club.
* Oh… spoiler alert on that last one.
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What surprised YOU the most about it?
* Alabama and Mississippi vote today, and this could possibly mean yet another Gingrich surge if he sweeps them both. Will this primary ever end? Maybe we are heading to a brokered convention scenario, but I’m just not super hopeful the people making the decision there won’t just choose some super RINO who otherwise would have been unelectable in a Republican primary.
I really hate Republicans. It’s just a much smaller, less visceral hate than that of Democrats.
* Obama’s whole “There’s a war on women and I’m going to save you from having to go to Walgreens and buy contraception yourself” strategy doesn’t seem to be helping him as he’s hitting new lows in the polls. Probably because of things people actually care about like gas prices. Obama desperately wants a lot of distractions to help his chances of reelection, but I’m not sure that any amount of smoke and mirrors can cover how much he sucks at being the president.
Maybe he should learn to juggle. Anytime people point out how bad the economy and deficit are, he can just start juggling. And if people still question him, he can switch to juggling knives. Ooh! Knives! He could hurt himself. This is exciting!
* Actually, I do have one bit of praise for Obama. Despite all the recent horrible setbacks in Afghanistan, Obama has assured everyone that there will be no “rush for the exits” which seems like the right thing to say. The only times Obama seems presidential is in occasional dealings with the military — probably because he deviates the least from his predecessor in his strategies there. It’s not that he’s done anything particularly good — it’s just the one area where Obama had preformed above my really low expectations.
* Have you noticed how about 95% of modern feminism is about contraception and abortion? I.e., most of feminism is about being able to have consequence free sex — so it’s feminism as designed by horny teenage boys.
Also, have you noticed how most of the women shrieking about how the Republicans want to control their bodies are people who no one wants to touch their bodies with ten foot polls?
Just observations.
* Eric Holder is opposing the Texas voter ID law because he says it’s harmful to Hispanics. Being a racist, you may think minorities are like anyone else and that getting a photo id would be an extremely simple thing for them as it is for everyone, but progressives want you to know that minorities find things that are simple to white people to be extremely confusing and complicated. An Hispanic getting a photo ID? That’s like teaching a dog to walk on its hind legs, apparently.
Photo IDs are used for tons of things in every day life; instead of these voting laws, shouldn’t we be focused on helping the people who somehow have trouble getting a photo ID get one?
* Also, have you noticed how Democrats try to claim Republicans are the stupid ones, yet the Democrats’ reelection strategies all seem to be about getting as many uninformed people to the polls as possible?
* Wisdom of the Day from La Shawn Barber:
Next time pharmacy person at CVS asks to see my photo ID when I buy pseudoephedrine, I’m gonna shout, “Jim Crow has returned!”
ALERT: As part of the GOP war on women, they’ve started booby trapping tampon dispensers.
ALERT: As part of the GOP war on women, they’ve hidden nagging-triggered bombs around the city.
With the GOP war on women, it’s just too bad Ted Kennedy isn’t around to drive women to safety.
My iPad smart cover arrived in the mail! The iPad arrives Friday, but now I have the cover to play with until then.
