* Alabama and Mississippi vote today, and this could possibly mean yet another Gingrich surge if he sweeps them both. Will this primary ever end? Maybe we are heading to a brokered convention scenario, but I’m just not super hopeful the people making the decision there won’t just choose some super RINO who otherwise would have been unelectable in a Republican primary.
I really hate Republicans. It’s just a much smaller, less visceral hate than that of Democrats.
* Obama’s whole “There’s a war on women and I’m going to save you from having to go to Walgreens and buy contraception yourself” strategy doesn’t seem to be helping him as he’s hitting new lows in the polls. Probably because of things people actually care about like gas prices. Obama desperately wants a lot of distractions to help his chances of reelection, but I’m not sure that any amount of smoke and mirrors can cover how much he sucks at being the president.
Maybe he should learn to juggle. Anytime people point out how bad the economy and deficit are, he can just start juggling. And if people still question him, he can switch to juggling knives. Ooh! Knives! He could hurt himself. This is exciting!
* Actually, I do have one bit of praise for Obama. Despite all the recent horrible setbacks in Afghanistan, Obama has assured everyone that there will be no “rush for the exits” which seems like the right thing to say. The only times Obama seems presidential is in occasional dealings with the military — probably because he deviates the least from his predecessor in his strategies there. It’s not that he’s done anything particularly good — it’s just the one area where Obama had preformed above my really low expectations.
* Have you noticed how about 95% of modern feminism is about contraception and abortion? I.e., most of feminism is about being able to have consequence free sex — so it’s feminism as designed by horny teenage boys.
Also, have you noticed how most of the women shrieking about how the Republicans want to control their bodies are people who no one wants to touch their bodies with ten foot polls?
Just observations.
* Eric Holder is opposing the Texas voter ID law because he says it’s harmful to Hispanics. Being a racist, you may think minorities are like anyone else and that getting a photo id would be an extremely simple thing for them as it is for everyone, but progressives want you to know that minorities find things that are simple to white people to be extremely confusing and complicated. An Hispanic getting a photo ID? That’s like teaching a dog to walk on its hind legs, apparently.
Photo IDs are used for tons of things in every day life; instead of these voting laws, shouldn’t we be focused on helping the people who somehow have trouble getting a photo ID get one?
* Also, have you noticed how Democrats try to claim Republicans are the stupid ones, yet the Democrats’ reelection strategies all seem to be about getting as many uninformed people to the polls as possible?
* Wisdom of the Day from La Shawn Barber:
Next time pharmacy person at CVS asks to see my photo ID when I buy pseudoephedrine, I’m gonna shout, “Jim Crow has returned!”
How about a ten foot poll with a cattle prod option?
If hispanics don’t have photo IDs how do they buy all that tequila?
How a twenty foot titanium pole held with a moon suit, just to be safe.
Move along liberal cow!
Hehe.
Zap!
How do we expect our itinerant youth to buy the cans of spray paint they need for tagging all those railroad cars and gas station walls?!? I just bought a can of flat black spray paint at Home Depot yesterday and had to show photo ID to prove I was over 18 (for the record, I have a grandson who’s 18). Suppressing street art and free expression! How racist is that?!
“* Eric Holder is opposing the Texas voter ID law because he says it’s harmful to Hispanics”
– And yet, in every poll I’ve seen Hispanics who are legally in this country vote overwhelmingly in favor of stricter immigration laws !! How is it harmful to give them what they support?
– As for the Hispanics who are here illegally, assuming they are the ones Holder is referring to..How are they clogging up every E.R. in the country and cashing their welfare checks if they don’t have ANY photo I.D.?
– Me thinks what Holder really meant was that the I.D. law is harmful to the Hispanics with the votes Obama is going to need in the next election.
– Side Note: Around here, the fake “International Driver’s License” I.D.s cost about $50.00 in NYC. A true government I.D. in Texas costs $35.00 according to reports. So, Texas would be saving them money !! Quote Charlie Sheen “Winning!”, right?
Holder believes that no minority should reach into his pocket at a polling station and come out with just a photo ID in his hand.
I cashed a check the other day and they made me give them my license AND my fingerprint O_O.
I offered to give her a big DNA sample but i don’t think she got it cuz she’s “hispanic” and according to the government, they’re all stupid…or something. Is it ok for a sort of black guy to be raaaaaaacist against a group that isn’t really a “race”? I bet if I suggested that an entire “race” was too damn stupid to have an ID, I’d be called all sorts of things.
95% of modern feminism may be about contraception and abortion, but the other 5% is apparently about whining: “I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR! Now give me free stuff or I can’t get my waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
Ugh. Seriously, ladies. I’m about to have a baby and I’m whining less than this Fluke joke.
Wait a second…I’ve been going about this all wrong…we can whine for free stuff???
I should have taken the cue from my five year old…so that’s what she’s been doing.
I’m gonna start making a list of free stuff I want…
Irony of the week; I saw it pointed out in an article over at RCP the you need to show a photo ID just to enter the Department of Justice building where Holder’s office is.
@11: Sarge:
If only we could organize a Million Hispanic March to go to D.O.J., demand admittance to the building as U.S.citizens, but refuse to show photo I.D.s !! It would be worth all the bail money…except for the fact that only the foreign press would even mention it…
Can anyone tell me why when “Fluke” is the name of a liberal hero it rhymes with “book”…but when it is the name of what’s in my Fish-A-Majig it rhymes with “puke” ?? DamnCat ??
Hey I played “I am woman heaar me roar ” for my 17 year old daughter. Quote “That is sooo gay”
Rick Santorum wins Alabama AND Mississippi!
Newt Gingrich stays in the race.
Mitt Romney learns that there’s more to winning Southern votes than eating grits.
Jeff Foxworthy asks, “What’s wrong with you Rednecks?”
“I really hate Republicans. It’s just a much smaller, less visceral hate than that of Democrats.”
Frank, Fred Thompson is a Republican and we know you don’t hate him.
And 4of7, Basil said that in order to live in Georgia, we’d have to learn to eat and like grits. Romney’s problem is that he changes his mind on grits all the time – and also he likes to carry his dog on top of his car which is not consistent with eating grits. When was the last time we elected a President who did that?
Where the hell IS Basil, anyway?
Basil!!!
Jimmy – Shhhh! Basil’s trying to watch MST3K:
http://www.basilsblog.net/2012/03/mst3k-episode-322.html
Yeah, I went over there, Harvey and checked him out. He was glued to the boöb tube!
Who says it’s hard to teach dogs to walk on their hind legs? Soon to be the vice spokesdog for Pet Lovers for Obama. Arriba!