ALERT: As part of the GOP war on women, they’ve started booby trapping tampon dispensers.
ALERT: As part of the GOP war on women, they’ve hidden nagging-triggered bombs around the city.
With the GOP war on women, it’s just too bad Ted Kennedy isn’t around to drive women to safety.
My iPad smart cover arrived in the mail! The iPad arrives Friday, but now I have the cover to play with until then.
ALERT: As part of the GOP war on women, all cars will be required to have a manual transmission.
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Sure as Lysistrata, something has to bring this war to an end…
CB – the Lysistrata plan won’t work if your nation is full of sluts using government-funded birth control.
Well, DamnCat, that would keep my wife close to home.
I hope this war on women ends soon. I look forward to making unreasonable Treaty of Versailles-like demands.
You said ‘booby’ as part of the war on women. Sexist.
ALERT: As part of WAR ON WOMEN, GOP to torture all women by telling the navy to christen ships with names like USS Gabrielle Giffords, causing women to become jealous: “Why haven’t you named a ship after me?”
Those “nagging-triggered bombs” – do they come in pretty cans with pictures of fluffy kitties that beckon to be opened? Do NOT open them! They explode with nagging nabobs of negativism that sticks to you like pine sap.
I lost the war years ago when my wife started sending me out for feminine hygiene related products. BTW Depends are NOT the same as Maxi-pads.
hwuu – buying FemHyProds isn’t a bad thing. Like wearing a wedding ring, it tells everyone you’ve got a girl. Which, for some reason, makes other girls find you more attractive.
As part of the Republican war on women, all automobile rear-view mirrors will be manufactured in a manner prohibiting them from being turned so that the driver can see herself.
As part of the Republican war on women, a bill shall be passed outlawing free samples at the deli counter.
As part of the Republican war on women, it shall be required that toilet seats be left UP when not in use.
As part of the Republican war on women, the term “sexual intercourse” will be replaced with the term “Fluking” in all official documents.
As part of the Republican war on women, they shall be prohibited from consuming chocolate until AFTER the sammiches have been made and served (along with beer, of course). Then, only one piece.
As part of the GOP’s WAR ON WOMEN (!!!), Sarah Palin will be made President.
If this makes no sense to you, then you are not a feminist. Congratulations.
ALERT: As part of the GOP war on women, all maxi-pads will now have tape on both sides…
MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR!
As part of the Republican war on women, the Oprah channel will be replaced with 24 hours NFL and plumbing repair channels.
As part of the GOP War on Wymmin, the editors of Cosmopolitan, Vanity Fair and Vogue will be replaced by those of Popular Mechanics, Car & Driver and Guns & Ammo.
As a part of the GOP war on women, all sidewalks will be made from storm grates
As a part of the GOP war on women, all houses will require at least one big spider
As a part of the GOP war on women, all braziers will be O.D. green
As a part of the GOP war on women, pie will be required 4 times weekly
As a part of the GOP war on women, lipstick, eyeliner, rouge, and concealer will be banned
As a part of the GOP war on women, the automatic washer will be replaced with green wringer technology
As part of the GOP war on women, whenever this question is asked, “Does this dress make me look fat?” The answer shall always be, “yes!”
zz – the correct answer to that question is to say “take a couple steps back,” and when she does, make beeping noises.
Then when she calls you a jerk and hits you, smack that big, fat ass, tell her she’s beautiful when she’s chubby, then walk out of the room laughing.
WWDDD
What Would Don Draper Do?
The correct answer is “No,.. Fat makes you look fat.”
Duck and run after that.
Larry Miller on his podcast recently came up with the only solution for the “Does this make me look fat?” question:
Marry someone whose language you do not speak, who does not speak your language. Then shrug.
Mr. Spock says that it is illogical that Newt isn’t the frontrunner.
Harvey, you must have a death wish…or think I do.
zz – Nope. I just know that my wife would rather be teased than appeased.
There’s a reason jerks don’t leave bars alone.
As part of the war on women, Republican men will keep Excederine at the bedside table for when the wives say, “Not tonight; I have a headache.”
As part of the war on women, women will not be offered pain killing drugs during childbirth (sorry, CarolynthePregnant)…while having multiple voices scream ,”Push!” in their ears.
Holy Crap Batman! As my part of the GOP’s war on women I will run an emergencey evac hospitle for any of you guys who try of these “brilliant” ideas. In both the war of the sexes and the GOP’s war on women I have the last word “Yes Dear”
Frank, I can administer last rights or CPR depending on what Sarah wants