Jake Tapper’s known to be a bit of a loose cannon. I’ll bet we could take up a collection and bribe him to ask one of these:
15 Questions The Mainstream Media Would Ask Barack Obama If He Were A Republican
Personally, I’d LOVE to hear him answer #13.
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Not a better motto, because they already have the awesomest around, but a better slogan for their recruitment ads, because this is a bunch of PC crap:
“Marines move toward the sounds of tyranny, injustice, and despair.”
No, they move towards the sounds of guns, grenades, and artillery, and make them very, very quiet.
This trite, generic ad copy would be equally at home on an Occupy Wall Street sign, and makes it sound like the Marines’ main job it to change the diapers of squalling infants.
This picture needs help, so I’m providing it:
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* You… Yes you, the dictator in the funny hat… kiss your ass goodbye.
* Marines: like a snuggly warm blanket of apocalyptic horsemen
* “Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth day. At dawn look to the east.”
* Seriously, don’t piss us off.
* Opening up a can of Article I, Section 8, enumerated power 11
* Say your prayers, you flea-bitten varmint!
* Bazinga!
* Democracy. Whiskey. And sexy.
* “A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.”
* Because we can beat you hopping on one leg
* We crossed your “Line of Death.” And we brought it with us.
* If you’re out of white flags, we’ll accept yellow. Just wave the front of your pants.
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Your turn. Step up in the comments, please…
* I think I’ve realized one of the great things about Andrew Breitbart was how much he scared the left. They’d act all dismissive of him, but freak out whenever he did anything and try to figure out what his trap was so they could prevent it before hand. It’s like how the White House immediately fired Shirley Sherrod when he released that one video. “Take that, Breitbart! Now you’re attacking someone who doesn’t even work for us anymore!” Of course, they ended up falling into it by doing that. And now some new videos of Obama’s college years are coming out and the left are jumping over themselves to say how insignificant they are. Because they’re scared. And that’s funny.
* So the left freaked out over Rush Limbaugh saying slut, but Bill Maher calls Sarah Palin a c-word and says other misogynist things, and Obama is all like, “This guy should fund raise for us.” The left don’t care about women. They care about politics. That’s why they’re always hesitant to talk about abuses of women in the Middle East, because to say Islamists are especially bad is to support right-wing viewpoints — and helping the other ideological side is much worse to them than anything that could happen to a woman, such as being drowned in a car. They’re the same way about racism. They like racism against people like Michelle Malkin and Clarence Thomas because they have different political views and thus deserve any horrible thing you can think of.
So next time the left acts like they don’t like harsh or vulgar rhetoric, we need to say to them, “No you don’t. You never disliked that. Shut up.”
* And people need to spend more time pointing out what a moral coward Barrack Obama is. He has a history of hanging around awful people and never speaking up. He went to Jeremiah Wright’s church for 20 years, he hung out with terrorist Bill Ayers, and now he won’t denounce Bill Maher because he wants that filthy lucre. And you know how dumb stupid Sarah Palin stood up against her own party in Alaska because it was corrupt? Is there any story of Obama standing against his own party on corruption. Maybe he just never ran into corruption… in Chicago.
When asked about Bill Maher, Obama said he’s not going to single out more bad people and just lead by example. Well, considering how awful the left acts, he’s a horrible leader.
Obama: Moral coward and useless as a leader. That’s all provable.
* The Keystone pipeline was once again defeated, though because of numerous Democrat defections there were 56 votes for it. If we had a problem with jobs and gas prices in this country right now, this would be a really big issue.
* Charles Murray has some ideas on how to reduce the isolation between the upper and lower class. I have my own idea: a fight club. Everyone is equal in a fight club. Also, rich people love punching poor people.
* Words of Wisdom from jon:
Just because I prefer white chocolate doesn’t make me racist but in the interest of full disclosure I do not care for minorities.
I placed my order for the new iPad. Only $14 bucks left in my allowance, now. Guess I’ll have to wait on Mass Effect 3 🙁 #FirstWorldProblems
The living conditions of a king hundreds of years ago compares unfavorably to that of a hobo today.
There’s going to be a campaign documentary of the Obama presidency. The plot will be pretty similar to the movie “2012”.
I checked the mail and my iPad isn’t here yet.
The left are becoming unhinged about how non-controversial the new Breitbart video is.
Republicans have gotten a time machine and are going to turn back the clock on women and then destroy the time machine because they hate science!
It’s worth bringing up Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers again as I think people will be more willing to look at Obama critically this time.
I’ve got this feeling that Newt Gingrich isn’t going to win the Republican nomination.
Obama is a bit of a moral coward when it comes to confront horrible people of his own ideology.
You have Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, Bill Maher — he’ll never notice anything bad unless he’s forced to.
Remember when that Republican president sexually harassed women and had a woman come forward and accuse him of rape?
All we want liberals to do is admit they don’t care about women at all and only care about their politics. That’s it.
Next thing they have to admit that about is racism.
Metal Gear Solid games are really just long long movies with occasional video game breaks.
