No surprise, the mainstream media is studiously avoiding substantive discussion of Obama’s buddy-buddiness with radical racist and apocalyptically horrid science fiction author Derrick Bell.
But, like all of you, I watched the video of Obama & Bell at the Harvard protest in 1991.
And, like you, I was really shocked by some of the footage. Here’s what surprised me most:
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* Kanye West interrupting Obama’s introduction of Bell.
* Obama’s courageous recovery after his teleprompter lost power.
* Opening act: the Amazing Lew Zealand and his Boomerang Fish!
* The whole “2 men enter, 1 man leaves” thing.
* When Barack completely spaced on the third federal government agency he’d eliminate as President.
* The cat juggling. I mean, was that REALLY necessary?
* Obama droning on and on about how contraceptives are too expensive.
* Bell’s comments about the size of Michelle’s ass. SOOOOOO racist!
* Driving up in an electric car was an interesting touch.
* I simply couldn’t believe Obama was wearing a “Nuke the Moon” T-shirt. I can only assume Frank’s been lying about his age this whole time.
* By the way, has anyone ever seen Frank J. & Barack together in the same room?
* At the end, it’s revealed that Bell is just a figment of Barack’s imagination, and it was really Obama who set up the Harvard campus Fight Club.
* Oh… spoiler alert on that last one.
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What surprised YOU the most about it?
* When Obama was interrupted by the announcement warning everyone to avoid the brown acid.
What surprised me most is that during an important left wing event like this…neither of them was wearing the normally obligatory Che Guevara tee-shirt.
I was surprise Michele wasn’t in the background with her “angry black woman” face on. Surely she was there, she’s everywhere. Somewhat akin to a divine being we should all obey, revere and genuflect to.
What surprised me most is that after the way to long of a hug for men, bell did not feel compelled to check his wallet.
I was surprised they did not give more time to carrot top.
Why weren’t the cops there to night stick all these colored people?
I was surprised no one offered to give them a musket to the junk.
* Calling Obama “The Black Gallagher” puzzled me. But it would explain the hammer.
* The first three times he used the word “niggardly” I thought it was a sly joke, but after eight times I began to suspect he did not know what that word meant. Also “inconceivable.”
Young Barry saying “Forget the fist-bump, lets do the dry-hump” was a bit surprising. As was a younger Cris Matthews cooing that a thrill just went up his leg and did the Happy Dance in his Underoos.
* Following his embrace of Obama, Bell discovered his wallet was missing – foreshadowing the identical loss America would suffer two decades later.
LOL Cat juggling!
The thing that surprised me was the “Put A Little Love In Your Heart” Musical number with Obama, Bell, Chaka Khan, and Kidd N’ Play. DANG! Obama can do one mean Robot!
Did BO grab Bell’s butt or was that an optical illusion?
What surprised me most is that “the greatest orator in American history” sucked even more at public speaking back in college…
No tele-prompter. When Santorum becomes the next emperor he’ll be able to put Barry away for good. tee hee tee hee