Obama’s statement on Reagan was interesting. “Ronald Reagan would support me in– AHH! A MYSTICAL FORCE JUST PUNCHED ME IN THE JUNK!”
The mere existence of stay at home moms is seen as a grave insult to some women.
I wonder what Sandra Fluke thinks about all this? I was going to ask her, but there was a sock on her door.
I’m not sure if the reason there are less stay at home moms now than in the past I’m is because we’re poorer or because we’re whinier.
Democrats: “You may not understand it because of your flighty, hormone-addled woman brains, but the GOP are waging a war on women.”
Half the people I know are named Hilary Rosen.
War on Women Update: Men raised their voices, women started crying, men unconditionally surrendered.
Jay Carney on North Korean missile launch: “Who are we talking about? I know like eight Kim Jung Uns.”
So basically modern feminism is trading one gender role women are punished for deviating from for another.
My wife is a stay at home mom, not to brag. Okay, it’s to brag. It’s harder for me not to brag than other people because I’m so awesome.
Once we were DINCs – dual income, no children. And now we have so much more.
Scientists estimate that by the year 2050, one out of every six people will be Hilary Rosen.
Obama: “The Romneys aren’t regular folk like you and me. They’ve never had to fret about the rising cost of organic arugula.”
BREAKING: Citing heavy losses, the Democrats have pulled out of the war on women.
Obama should release a statement telling the North Koreans that was a really good try. Last thing they need is more self-esteem issues.
Did the missile crash into the sea or was it successfully launched at Aquaman?
Democrats: “We thought with the war on women, women would welcome us with open arms. We weren’t prepared for the insurgents.”
Political strategist Hilary Rosen’s report: “Preliminary results are that going after stay at home moms is a no go.”
People must have been so bored all the time before smart phones.
I think North Korea’s main problem is that they order their missile parts from the same place Wile E. Coyote does.
It’s funny because North Korea’s missiles don’t work and we can nuke anyone in the world we want whenever we feel like it.
Your wife is not a stay-at-home mom. She is a heavily armed home security force. I’ve seen the pictures.
“ADT? Who the hell needs ADT when you’ve got H&K?”
Democrats – “you go to war on women with the lesbians you have – not the lesbians you might want or wish to have at a later time.”
“Did the missile crash into the sea or was it successfully launched at Aquaman?”
The missle blew up and fell into the sea, your army has failed when you cannot even successfully attack Aquaman.
Hey north Korea, Aquaman passes gas in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of Elderberries!
hiilary clinton and hilary rosen. nuff said.
2 weeks, 10 hours, and 14 minutes since the occupant has squandered tax money on a vacation. oh yeah, its time to campaign! Vacation next week.
The war on women bits of this made me nearly spray coffee all over my monitor. Pretty sure my coworkers are wondering what the heck is going on over here.
Plus what Mxymaster said.
Kim Jun Un has invented a new sport: Extreme Duck Hunting
My North Korean rocket prediction was pretty close. Kim Jong-un now has my psychic network on speed dial.
“Your next nuclear test….? Outlook not so good. Oh, and Daddy says, ‘Hey, Punkin!'”
Punkin Jung Un
Snort.
RANDOM THOUGHT:
Remember when society was much more intelligent and civil because couples actually married before having children and mothers would raise their children instead of paying daycare workers to do it? Kind of scary that children having parents and a normal family life is so offensive to liberals.
And, @Harvey,
That post is about 7 levels of awesome.
Ha! That’s what the NORK’s get for using all those cheap Chinese parts in their missile.
SoB – I really miss Donald Rumsfeld – SO quotable. He was like the “Princess Bride” of Defense Secretaries.
@Son of Bob: There was a famous guy who said something like, “Give me a child while he’s in daycare, and he’ll be mine for life.”
1) Control education of infants in daycare
B) Drive out the mom and pop operations by making them unionize, etc.
C) ?????
D) Conquer the World!
By the way, I just read that the UN is meeting to discuss the Korean missileers, so we can all relax. There are 286 UN delegates from the free world, and nary a single dose of Viagra among them.
I thought DINC was Dinky Income, Nine Children. But I kind of grew up in Appalachia.
Types of Government, Explained.
or
Why Democracy s*cks, Republics rock!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4r0VUybeXY&feature=related
(never trust a politician who refers to ‘Democracy’ as a good thing.)
Once I was a DINC
Now I am a SIMP – Single Income, Multiple Progeny