Yummy, tasty hate
You saw that thing the police are investigating as a hate crime, right?
No, not the shooting last week at the Family Research Council. That was a white gay rights activist that shot a black security guard at a conservative organization. Nothing says “hate crime” there because the shooter was left-wing, and therefore, incapable of hate. The bullets he fired were bullets of love and peace and rainbows.
I’m talking about … bacon! On the ground! In a city park!
“This has been determined to be a bias event on the part of our Hate Crimes Task Force,” NYPD Commissioner Ray Kelly told reporters, including WCBS 880′s Rich Lamb.
Unless, of course, it’s a left-wing gay activist that dropped his bacon.
Still, I am upset that someone would put bacon on the ground. Bacon goes in my belly. After it goes through the frying pan. Or the George Foreman Grill.
Mmm. Bacon.
I’m gonna commit a hate crime all over my breakfast plate in the morning. With eggs. Scrambled. With cheese.
Bacon offending moose slimes. What a great day!!
Basil’s a real hater.
Of wasted BACON!
Basil – you deserve BACON!
How is giving free bacon a hate crime. Heck after a time of fasting bacon would be one of the first things I would want to eat.
Hi Basil!
Long time no see!
Has your arduous journey through the bowels of MST3K come to an end?
Hate crime?
Maybe we should wash their collective mouths out with bacon soap: http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Bacon-Soap.html
and assuage their offended porcine delusions with: http://www.amazon.com/BACON-shaped-themed-Adhesive-Bandages/dp/B000SSV8AA/ref=pd_sim_t_1
All true bacon lovers should read the following:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19833_the-7-sneakiest-ways-corporations-manipulated-human-behavior.html
If no one had to squeal like a pig (in the words of our esteemed VP), then I don’t see no hate crime. I just see a stupid waste of bacon. No one smart wastes bacon.
I can’t decide if it’s tacky or funny. However, I _did_ laugh.
Hate crime?
We used to refer to something of this nature as a “prank”.
Change, baby!!