I spend a lot of time on the internet finding essays, incorrectly putting a famous person’s name on them, and then forwarding them.
When Obama debates Romney, just make sure Paul Ryan is in the front row, glaring at him.
If you hold up a budget to Obama, he hisses like a vampire.
It’s nice to pretend that something will be done about the debt. I’m trying not to get my hopes up too much, though.
BREAKING: Biden had to cancel all events today after getting his hands stuck in a Chinese finger trap.
BREAKING: In a tearful decision, Biden has called Homeland Security on his imaginary friend Gus.
Biden told a group of schoolkids that his favorite dinosaur is the rhinoceros.
BREAKING: Biden has received a minor concussion in a mishap caused by him chasing a laser pointer.
Current scientific thought is that left-handers are refugees from an alternate universe and must be hunted down to protect the timeline.
That’s not scientific! Lefthanders are from Bizarro World, where them do things opposite from silly Earth humans.
Biden is already broken.
We are not! We come in peace! I mean, from Bakersfield.
Current scientific thought is that left-handers are refugees from an alternate universe and must be hunted down to protect the timeline.
Could be. The word sinister comes from the word sinistre which means on the left side, and from sinister we get Simon Bar Sinister — who as the arch-enemy of Underdog — seeks to rule the world with his sinister legions.
@Burmashave – the origin of “bar sinister” is interesting…
from online dictionary:
And now, a moment with Joe Biden:
JOE BIDEN: …so, my wife and I have some good friends over, and we’re having a few drinks and playing cards and just as I yell “Go fish!” my good friend Burt says, “Joe, how can I pay more taxes?” I said, “What are you talking about, Burt?” And Burt, he’s such a good friend God bless him, he says, “Joe, buddy, I’m a rich man, I make a lot of money, and I spend a lot of money on attorneys to make sure I claim all my deductions, but in the end I don’t pay enough taxes. How can I pay more taxes?” So I told him, “Don’t you worry, pal. Barack and I will get that done.” We need more guys, more real Americans, like my good friend Burt. We need people to realize that, hey man, if we’re gonna help out people in small towns across the country those same people in those small towns have to all work together to pay more taxes so that we can get them the financial help they need.
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
@DamnCat: Simon Bar Sinister was an inside joke of the creators of Underdog.
“I spend a lot of time on the internet finding essays, incorrectly putting a famous person’s name on them, and then forwarding them.” — Harry Reid
“A moment with Joe Biden” should be a Son of Bob weekly feature.