So we’ve got the new flag and the “For all!” chant, but what’s the Obama salute look like?
Beavers scare me. Have you seen the damage they can do to a tree? They’re nature’s chainsaws.
I can only assume they can cut the legs out from under you in seconds.
Heh. “Me hi-orny.”
Let’s help Obama change Washington.
This is an unfair attack by conservatives because they don’t actually want Obama to change Washington.
Obama: “You can’t make jobs from inside Washington. You can’t lower gas prices. You can’t really do anything here but golf.”
“I love Washington!”
In Obamacare, requesting music like “Nickelback” on Pandora signs you up for a death panel.
“Presidenting is hard. I just want to hang with the Choom Gang and play hacky sack.
Previously, Obama said “You didn’t build that.” Now he’s basically said, “I didn’t build that.” Who’s going to build it?
We’re still pretending the terrorist attack was about a video no one heard of?
After three Max Payne games, it’s safe to say that slow motion diving into a group of enemies while firing two guns never gets old.
“A man with nothing to lose. Do not cross.” I loved that mouse pad.
The whole state of Idaho is on fire. That’s the Obama administration for you.
If we’re going after movies that might cause murderous rage, can we lock up Kristen Stewart?
Why can’t we just all agree that the government is full of awful people so put them in charge of as little as possible?
I still don’t know about Amazon having Kindle Fires
“Isn’t Superman part of Marvel comics?” I have a horrible wife.
So the Middle East had a bunch of riots over that Gangnam Style video? Did they find out who was responsible for it?
I watched the (alleged) rage-vid just to see what the fuss was about and I thought it was funny. I got a twinge of guilt at some point so I paused and asked myself would it still be funny if it was about Jesus or Moses or Abraham or Jacob. Hell yes it was still funny. In fact, you can’t read the story of Jacob in Genesis without thinking of George Costanza, that dude (Jake, not George) was ahead of his time. A faith tradition without a sense of humor is a sad thing indeed.
“After three Max Payne games, it’s safe to say that slow motion diving into a group of enemies while firing two guns never gets old.”
+1
In fact, it appears that our president has taken out ads in Pakistan to throw American and its free speech under the bus. What a gold-plated a**h***.
Sorry – America (or Americans). We’re all under the bus.
@4 – I’m just picturing Obama uttering a Brody-esque “we’re going to need a bigger bus…”
“So we’ve got…the “For all!” chant…” they must have shortened it from the original “For all except the rich, those that actually pay taxes or are white males” kind of how the DNC convention was tolerant and inclusive.
I think I switched my e and r in the link above…try this one
What does the Obama salute look like? You put your hand up and shout, “Hail my Leader.” It sounds better in the original German.
“… but what’s the Obama salute look like?” Here is a photo I took at Obama’s last fundraiser:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/tk_five_0/2230624230/
It clearly shows the newly approved (by Obama) salute.
We’ve been getting all the smoke from your fires in Idaho. Now that’s a perfect metaphor for “redistribution.”
I like my Kindle. It’s superior to hard copy books in all but one important category: Doesn’t try to kill me by turning off my pacemaker when I fall asleep reading.
Next time I’m going for the “Cheney”, fully shielded, with twin nipple mounted lasers.
“Isn’t Superman part of Marvel comics?” I have a horrible wife.
Check the basement for pods.
3. Mxymaster says:
September 21st, 2012 at 11:01 am
In fact, it appears that our president has taken out ads in Pakistan to throw American and its free speech under the bus. What a gold-plated a**h***.
I disagree completely. gold-plated is way too good. How about camel-dung covered
(so is a**h*** but I’ve not got a thing to replace it with).