Romney had a chance when the far left weren’t going to vote for him, but he’s done for now that they double extra won’t vote for him.
“The 47% video is pretty much the end of he Romney campaign.” -easily excitable dumb person
“We’re in debt? I hadn’t heard about that.” -Obama to Letterman during Stupid President Tricks segment
Okay, I have Siri on my iPad. Now what?
I asked Siri if it was raining and it emptied my bank account.
The people in Revolution are such sissies about not having electricity. The Founding Fathers didn’t have electricity and they beat the Nazis.
“No, on the government’s job machine, push the + button, not the – button!” -early president training for Obama
You forgot to mention, frank, that since Romney’s finished it’s time to overload a storage unit with 300 cubic tons of spam and “potable” water (implying that today’s wuss population is also too stupid to know not to drink water that, say, doubles as lighter fluid.). Then we must all talk about digging holes and polishing our shotguns while lamenting that we should have backed someone even LESS likely to beat Obama so we could all then go to the fallout shelters earlier. Ahh, excitable dumb people. So silly.
“300 cubic tons of spam” -Scott
At first, I was convinced that your phrase was nonsensical (“cubic ton”). But then, in the IMAO tradition of never giving up, I thought about it some more and began a thorough and highly critical investigation…
Assuming that spam has the roughly the density of water, that’s approximately 9677 cubic feet of the stuff or about the volume of a swimming pool. To avoid constipation, Scott, you’re going to need at least three times that volume of “potable water.” So, remember: one bite of Spam, three gulps of potable water.
(Frank, Siri wouldn’t have known that. You need an engineer for that stuff.)