[High Praise! to Duke of Earl for the link and the title]

Deer repeatedly attacks Obama yard sign

I feel a song coming on:

Rudolph, the red state reindeer
hated an Obama sign
stupid thing kept him from grazing
now they’ve really crossed the line

All of the other yard signs
never bothered him at all
But the one that’s for Obama
Man, that sucker’s got to fall

Then one foggy summer morn
Rudolph came to say:
“Sign that keeps me from the grass
I am going to kick your ass”

Rudolph really tore that sign up
Almost like he meant to say,
Rudolph the red-state reindeer,
Backs Mitt Romney all the way!