That New Monkey Species Looks Familiar

Where have I seen this face before?

Oh yeah

19 Comments

  1. That’s actually the Obamobo monkey (Simianus Obamobi Demisalvatori), AKA the Kenyan Christface. It’s know for its savage attacks upon groups of Capuchins and Dominican monkeys, and generally anything that isn’t an Obamobo.

  2. Bunker, I not sure the verdict is in. It could also be the dreaded Kenyanus Hawaiinus Husseinus (that decapitate its prey) – or – the horrific Seotorio Communi Birtherans that suffocates it’s victims with choom.

  3. Jimmy, a rasher of bacon, and a pint to accompany, to ya for your knowledge of genus and species. You may have, accidentally, omitted the fact that the Seotoro Communi is also known for its months long bouts of constipation, the interception of the faeces of other species of monkeys, which it subsequently seeks to pass off as its own, before flinging it in the faces of its victims.

  4. I was struck by what a wise expression the monkey in the picture seems to have.
    Maybe it’s just the forward set eyes; owls were considered wise because of a similar ocular setup, although falconers say they’re notoriously hard to train; and the fact that it’s mouth is closed.
    Look straight ahead and keep your mouth closed = wise.
    Scarey Evil Monkey could learn a lot from this one.

  5. Quick question: What the flock is that bit occupying space in the bottom center of the photograph? From the position of the arms it doesn’t appear to be fingers or a hand.

    Could said unidentified simian appendage possibly be that beastie’s progenitive organ in a state of tumescence, thus explaining the serene expression? Or is that an expression of guilt, having been “caught out” by the Homo Sapiens Sapiens camera crew?

    Is Harvey trying to slip some simian porn past us?

  6. Wow, double-moderated merely for pointing out that Harvey may have posted a pic of a monkey having at his own schvantz in a moment of simian self-love.

    That has to be some kind of record.

    Or latent Celtiphobia.

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