Keln of Nuking Politics picked his favorite punchlines to “After a Florida pizzeria owner hugged President Obama… “.
Click here to see if you made the cut.
If you did, you should probably email him about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, he’s got another straight line for you to practice on.
Keep trying. No one likes a quitter.

Off topic: There is a Moon Nuker patent… seriously.
U.S. Patent Number: 8025002
http://books.google.co.uk/patents/US8025002