So Obama went on the Daily Show and said that four people getting killed in Benghazi that it’s “not optimal.” Who knew that by going on Comedy Central Obama might say something that wouldn’t elevate the office of the president? He really should stick to hard news programs like The View.
This is just more evidence, though, that Obama doesn’t think particularly much of America and its problems. A former Clinton aide recently said that Obama doesn’t even seem to like people, and I have noticed much through the years that shows Obama is kind of aloof.
SIGNS OBAMA DOESN’T THINK MUCH OF AMERICA OR ITS PROBLEMS
* Sent out food stamps with the note, “Here, now stuff your fat faces and waddle over to the voting booth on November 6th.”
* When he found out a supporter he met was from Vermont, he said, “Why are you wasting my time? That’s a blue state I’ll win easily no matter what.” and then punched him in the nads.
* Talked to military commanders recently about if there was a way to increase casualties in the Middle East so there would be less military people to vote against him.
* He’s writing his next memoir exclusively for the European markets as a tell-all about America.
* Promised a women’s group that there would be a man at every polling station to help the women vote if they got confused or scared or hormonal.
* He once tried to order drone strikes to clear up a D.C. traffic jam.
* Google searches reveal he was trying to see what’s the required eligibility to run for president of Indonesia.
* He told a group of unemployed blue collar workers, “I guess I can’t help bring back factory jobs, but frankly I’d kill myself before working in one of them. And killing yourselves would also bring down unemployment…”
* He refers to hot dogs, hamburgers, and apple pie as “weird ethnic food.”
* When a woman complained to him of high gas prices, he gave her a handful of birth control pills, patted her on the head, and told her, “It will be all right.”
* He keeps trying to raise the minimal donation amount before anyone can shake his hand or touch him in any manner.
* He honestly thinks he’s doing a good job as president.
* Recently realized that he was bitterly clinging to his record as President – he also stopped putting sugar and cream in his coffee because he’s not in the mood for ‘sweetness and light.’
* Made a wise crack that “having two daughters isn’t optimal” but failed to apologize to Michelle for inconveniencing her with two pregnancies. Now, he wonders why he’s losing his female base.
* Thinks Food Stamps won’t add to food inflation – as long as recipients eat mainly unhealthy junk food that smarter people don’t eat.
* Doesn’t care about military votes not being counted. What the hell do they know about politics, anyway?! They’re too busy trying to understand his Rules of Engagement and getting killed.
To be fair, if I had the power to order drone strikes, I most definitely would use them to eliminate bad drivers/traffic congestion. In fact, I would probably only use them on said drivers.
I mean, who hasn’t dreamt of blowing away the idiots in front of them getting in their way and making them late. And if you’re driving 10 mph under the speed limit, frankly you deserve to be blown away.
“Weird ethnic food”! Thanks, Frank. Now people at work are looking at me strangely because of all my coughing and other attempts to suppress laughter.
Well it’s also obvious he doesn’t think about those things very often either.
Signs Obama Doesn’t Think Much of America or Its Problems…He went to bed early so he would look well-rested for a fund raiser in Las Vegas after being told that 4 Americans were killed by a brutal mob in a foreign country where his orders placed them.
Ordered the Constitution and a paper shredder.
He tried toinstitute a Sales Tax on all donations to Republicans.