Spouses. Michelle was quoted as saying “I mean c’mon. did you see that 1st debate? It was his damn anniversary gift to me and talk about needing some viagra, if you know what I mean.”
Howz’ about every American who has to choose between Generic/Store Brand or Brand Name in a grocery store?
Them’s there amounts to a couple of dozen…….
Polls show Obama losing another demographic…dead Jewish people in Florida, because of the “snub” to Netenyahu .( Fortunately, he is still very strong with dead people in Chicago).
Polls show Obama losing another demographic…muppets and puppets with a hand up their “Wazoo”…Oh, my bad…that’s where he is gaining support ! “Never mind”
…Occupy Wall Street. Well, it’s not like they would get off their lazy butts to go out and actually vote for him, that’s too much work. They’re just not going to support him anymore because, it turns out, their new Obama phones aren’t the latest iPhone model. That’s totally bogus, dude!
Obamacare recipients waiting for the Death Panel to decide if they’re worthy of medical attention. Oddly enough, he’s really gaining with the Obamacare recipients who died waiting for the Death Panel to decide if they’re worthy of medical attention. Also, that demographic is expected to be the fastest growing voter bloc starting in 2014.
…the breathing
…the late Walter Cronkite.
Likely voters.
taxpayers.
US Citizens.
Dog owners.
…one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eaters
…babies that he’s made cry with his ugly ears.
…everyone who wants him to resign NOW.
. . . Americans with three-digit IQs
. . . voters who have read Hans Christian Andersen’s stories
…Now he’s even losing the cats!
… Unicorns.
… the Clintons
…the Russians. Don’t forget the Russians.
…flexible people.
…Blue Dog Democrats with red asses.
Spouses. Michelle was quoted as saying “I mean c’mon. did you see that 1st debate? It was his damn anniversary gift to me and talk about needing some viagra, if you know what I mean.”
– Kenyans.
– The people of Rock Ridge.
– The dead Chicago voters
Teleprompter manufacturers
…foreign contributors. That’s it. IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!
…employees of Waffle House.
…any one not in a coma and even some of them are coming around. (pun unintended but happy happenstance).
The American Communist party has deserted him because they his liberal views are too extreme for them.
The writers from SNL
Ozombies
The youth vote, who are now so stupid they can’t figure out how to vote at all.
dog eaters
…The Men In Black.
…the Muslim Brotherhood? Nope.
… Single young blacks who say things like “ROIT, gunna roit if the mofo white g gets it”.
Just kidding. The crazy racists are still his to loose.
…, nervous hollywood actors. GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!!!!
… jerks hectoring employees working the drive in of Chik-Fil-A.
…fashion designers catering to Wookies.
…some of the legalize CHOOM! crowd… and only because they didn’t smoke yesterday.
, The International Brotherhood of Waffle Flippers.
…illegal immigrants employed by the arugala industry.
…choomsters everywhere because they were so bummed.
…the Canine Condiment Committee.
…, Klingons.
Howz’ about every American who has to choose between Generic/Store Brand or Brand Name in a grocery store?
Them’s there amounts to a couple of dozen…….
…over vs. under toilet paper advocates.
…the Senate.
…weinnerdogs.
…and it’s not optimal for his chances.
Bacon to Former Hostage!
….Michelles’ relatives, the Klingons.
Illinois pets who, while normally reliable Democrat voters, were turned off by Obama’s dog-eating policies.
…choom smokers
…people with “green jobs” that stimulus money paid for
…Mexicans with gunshot wounds
Cats
Moochelle’s 43 servants.
She has more servants than the Queen of England!
(probably)
Valerie Jarrett’s 5 or 6 Secret Service agents. Who thought they were suppose to guard the President and are wondering just who that is.
26 year old children on their parent’s plan.
Hyphenated-Americans.
10% of the 47%.
…youtube video producers
The seven states that joined the Union after Hawaii.
Cats.
The Walking Dead.
Rocking chair grannies.
. . . and such polls were immediately labeled flawed and racist.
…the twelve people who voted for him that know what a demographic is.
…the miserable gays that actually got married.
…the college grads who got massive paper cuts when they had to use faded Obama posters for TP.
Polls show Obama losing another demographic…all the demigods who can’t keep compete with a demagogue demigod.
Polls show Obama losing another demographic…late night talk show hosts, which he considers “The Media”.
Polls show Obama losing another demographic…Guantanamo detainees.
Polls show Obama losing another demographic…dead Jewish people in Florida, because of the “snub” to Netenyahu .( Fortunately, he is still very strong with dead people in Chicago).
Polls show Obama losing another demographic…muppets and puppets with a hand up their “Wazoo”…Oh, my bad…that’s where he is gaining support ! “Never mind”
…women in binders
…educational puppets
…black American Presidents
…the 7 “extra” states
…Gallup polsters
…the all important 18-36 month-old demographic
…BOTH MSNBC viewers
…Americans
…bacon producers
…eukaryotes
…Occupy Wall Street. Well, it’s not like they would get off their lazy butts to go out and actually vote for him, that’s too much work. They’re just not going to support him anymore because, it turns out, their new Obama phones aren’t the latest iPhone model. That’s totally bogus, dude!
… Newscasters.
…the unmedicated.
…sentients.
bacon to #58 women in binders
This is one where I really should have been on the ball earlier. I was going to say smart people. I’ll just say bacon to whatever Jimmy posted.
Dead people
his favorite Greek statue……
Penis de Milo
…the American public. Now the Russians, Chinese and Iranians, on the other hand…
Obamacare recipients waiting for the Death Panel to decide if they’re worthy of medical attention. Oddly enough, he’s really gaining with the Obamacare recipients who died waiting for the Death Panel to decide if they’re worthy of medical attention. Also, that demographic is expected to be the fastest growing voter bloc starting in 2014.
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