Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…is that America re-elected the most disasterous president ever; The one person that no one in the Middle East fears.
is obama’s re-election
… the twinkie famine.
…the price of dog
…michelle
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…Just as states start legalizing marijuana, Hostess goes out of business.
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…no school kids came to my house peddling 2013 calendars.
…NASA’s PR guy is denying it.
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…Susan Rice is the official White House spokeperson on this matter.
Barak Obama accepted responsiblity for the economic collapse… and turned in a golf score reflected the actual number of strokes he took.
… is that the media stopped talking about the election right after it happened.
it will be the universe’s last chance to get rid of obama.
The message left by the dolphins…. “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”
Obama finally stopped blaming Bush.
“Fire and brimstone! The dead rising from the grave! Dogs and cats, living together, mass hysteria!”
“Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!”
My favorite quote from the article “Concerns about the planet’s demise would be better directed on more substantiated problems such as climate change, Andrew Fraknoi, an astronomer at Foothill College in Los Altos Hills, California, said.” so I have to go with . . .
. . . Al Gore admits that global warming won’t matter after December 21.
…Debbie Mengele Schultz succeeded in her bid to become chairwoman of Mayan National Committee.
…Obama proposes all new taxes be levied on ice water in hell and bacon in heaven.
…an Inca looked out his window and said “There goes the neighborhood”.
…The Register publishes an article on how it was warmer during Roman and midieval times than now.
Has Elizabeth “Two Feathers” Warren claimed to be part Myan yet?
…the giant robot maid with a vacuum cleaner slowly approaching our atmosphere.
Mindless liberal oZombies wandering around chanting – ‘Obam-ho-tep Obam-ho-tep Obam-ho-tep….’
Marvin finally got the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator
Obama’s year end Christmas bash is scheduled for December 21st.
…at the restaurant at the end of the universe, no, not that one, the one over there after the universe has ended, two Jews walk into a restaurant and…
The Most Obvious Sign That the Mayans Were Right About the World Ending This Year…” Wait for it!!
Bill Clinton made a pass at his own wife!
Dick Clark isn’t around to ring in the next one.
…Mr. December is Monty Hall giving us the full Monty and the finger.
…Fred Thompson’s whoopin’ stick ain’t in the corner behind the wood stove.
…the all new super-duper FEMA is waiting by the phone with an answer.
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…stores are running out of purple jumsuits & Nike sneakers.
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year…Mexico is going to change it’s name to Adios Amigos !
…also found were ancient bulding permits, filed by the Vogons, for a hyperspace bypass.
“That’s right, I’m right under Michelle Malkin. So not only am I an actual columnist now at PJ Media and in an actual newspaper in New York City, I’m among some people’s top dozen favorites.” -Posted by Frank J.
The most obvious sign that the Mayans were right about the world ending this year.. will be that I don’t have to worry about morning rush hour when I wake up dead
…they didn’t stick around for the end.
My Currier and Ives 2012 calendar I bought last year only goes throught December 21st
…children’s letters to Santa have been coming back stamped “Return to Sender -Occupant has left the Planet”
Charlie Brown actually kicked the football this year during the Thanksgiving special.
…R.E.M. feels fine.
The Four “Horsemen” of the “Acrockalypse”:
Barack Obama
Harry Reed
Barbare Boxer
Nancy Pelosi
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